Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are Pregnant!

Tom Brady is going to be a Dad - again. But this time he made a baby with his wife, Gisele Bundchen.

I know, it isn't nearly as gossip-worthy but I will tell you this - it dominates the news. Which isn't a big deal unless you are trying to find out if Brady is going to be starting for the Patriots on Monday Night Football.

The guy is listed as probable. This is a prob-a-lem since he is the starting quarterback on one of my fantasy football teams. Being the conscientious gambler fantasy football player that I am I tried to do research on the health of the man and I get this:

[Sat Sep 12, 11:07 PM] Tom Brady is confirming that he and model Gisele Bundchen are expecting a baby. For you guys that need to know that kind of thing...

[Fri Sep 11, 9:07 PM] Tom Brady practiced fully on Friday.

Well, good for the freaking Bradys.

Really, it isn't that I'm not thrilled about their new family member, but this does not answer the question of should I play Tom Brady even though he is listed as questionable or should I go ahead and start Matt Ryan against Miami?

And now it is too late.

Matt Ryan scored 14 points in this particular fantasy league.

Hopefully He-Who-Procreates-With-Models will score me more than that.

I'm happy for them. Good work having sex beautiful people - really, job well done, but I can make babies. In fact, I can make two at the same time*. What really impresses me is quarterback sneaks and 38 yard long bombs to Wes Welker.**

Play for the baby, Tom.

Or at least so I can beat Whit for fucks sake.

 

* Ta-Da!

** I've got him in another league.

Comments

[KBO]

Hopefully for Giselle, he won't kick her ass to the curb now that's she's pregnant.

[Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah]

BURN TOM BRADY!

[Stacie]

The lack of news is a Belichick thing. Getting info on starters and injuries from him is like getting blood from a turnip...only the turnip is more helpful!

[Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah]

It drives me crazy.

Why does Bill Belichick hate me?

[rockle]

i have tom brady and wes welker TOGETHER in my fantasy football league, PLUS i managed to only get two wrong so far for the week one pick 'em (thank you, "chicken" cutler) (by which of course i mean something else, that rhymes with "duck shoe"). go me!

anyhoodle ... fwiw, i had tom brady in 2007 also, and he was listed as "probable" for every game, i think.

[Laurie]

You know this only marginally interests me, but "probable - prob-a-lem"? HA!

[Suzy Q]

Wasn't this announced about a month ago, or am I having deja vu?

[Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah]

Deja vu.

Actuay I think months ago there was a rumor.

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