Amy Winehouse: In Ur Nitemarez, Stealin Ur Babeez
A warning: the image that follows the jump is NSFYS (Not Safe For Your Soul)
Were it not for the terrifying flash of nip on the left breast, one could be forgiven for thinking that Ms. Winehouse had, in the fashion of Victoria Beckham, stolen two babies and shoved them down her bodice. The nip, however, demonstrates that those baby-head-sized orbs are not, in fact, baby heads, and, instead, her brand new chestal implants.
Unless that thing that looks like nip is actually a teeny pink yarmulke, in which case: MOTHERS HIDE UR BABEEZ.
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that is a mess. and isn't she getting back with her ex (?) husband now too? save us!
Posted by: michele | October 28, 2009 at 01:08 PM
Did she... PAY for those???
Posted by: Ariel | October 28, 2009 at 01:16 PM
Ewwww!! Those puppies look like they are about to pop at any minute...Hopefully she stays away from sharp objects.
Posted by: Michelle | October 28, 2009 at 01:23 PM
@Michelle - Sharp objects, like heroin needles? Don't bet on it.
Posted by: cindy w | October 28, 2009 at 01:31 PM
Oh mah gawd. My soul is mellllting!!!
Posted by: iambellaluna | October 28, 2009 at 02:20 PM
and if I'm not mistaken, uber implants limit nipple sensitivity? which would explain that she seems oblivious to her wardrobe malfunction. or maybe she's not...
Posted by: AmyC65 | October 28, 2009 at 02:53 PM
How many pairs of pink satin ballet slippers does this woman OWN?
Oh yeah - new boobs, boo..whatever, I can't stop obsessing about her shoes.
Posted by: Laura512 | October 28, 2009 at 03:30 PM
Well, aside from her chest she actually looks pretty good.
Posted by: April | October 28, 2009 at 09:03 PM
Those boobies look like they hurt!! My eyes now hurt from glancing upon this picture but hey,if it keeps her off the rockpipe them flash away..I hope they are her new addiction.I do hope ex hubby,Scabby Mc unbathedcrackhead does not get to feast upon them because YUCK!!
Posted by: indycitygirl | October 28, 2009 at 10:28 PM