Heid Klum Redefines Slutowe'en. Thank You, Heidi Klum.

Every year, Heidi Klum embraces the spirit of All Hallow's Eve by finding new and exciting ways to decorate her body and throw a party in celebration of same. Sometimes the result is - what to call this? - Haute Slutowe'en, but sometimes, it's pretty interesting.

Haute Slutowe'en:

Sure, it's fancy Slutowe'en, but that's why we call it HAUTE.

But then there's this...

Hellatasticowe'en:

 

And this...

Hellatasticowe'en, SQUARED:

(Yes, that would be Seal. As EVE. I KNOW.)

The lesson here? Even Heidi Klum knows - from experience, even - that Slutowe'en is boring. Why stuff yourself into a catsuit or Slutty Nurse costume when you could be Kali, The Destroyer? Or Lucifer In Snake Form Humping An Apple?

Do Hallowe'en properly, people. Please.

Comments

[michele]

those are pretty awesome. wish i was invited to her parties!

[Bec]

They're a fun couple, aren't they?? Have to love celebrities who don't take themselves too seriously