Josh Duhamel Cheats On Fergie With Stripper
Remember the good 'ol days when the National Enquirer used to focus on crop circles and Jesus shaped french toast? Now - after a string of verified breaking stories - when they report, people listen. (Maybe you should take a second look at your breakfast after all.)
So when I read that the latest in philandering douche canoes was none other than His Royal Hotness Josh Duhamel...I sort of believe it. It does have the ring of truth. Especially since the stripper passed a polygraph.
Apparently, Josh had a little bom-chik-a-wow-wow time with a stripper named Nicole Forrester whom he met in early October at an all-nude club in Atlanta called Tattletales Lounge where Nicole dances under the name “Delilah.” ("Hey There, Delilah" is on a constant loop in my Mom Taxi and now it's ruined forever thanksalot, WHORE.)
Duhamel was in Georgia filming his new movie Life As We Know It when he and a pal stopped by the club.
According to Nicole Josh said his name was “JD” and that he was in town to make a porn movie.
“I told him, ‘You are gorgeous’ and he said, ‘’You’re hot, too.’”
Nicole says after drinking Grey Goose vodka together, Josh had her perform a nude dance for him and then asked for her number. Then, on October 9th, Josh called her and invited her to his $820-a night room at the St. Regis hotel where Nicole claims they did The Nasty.
The Enquirer article says that Nicole Forester "passed a rigorous polygraph and was paid for telling her story".
Josh and Fergie married in January of this year after dating for five years.
Josh denies the report emphatically.
We don't believe you, Josh.
Stop looking at us like that.
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We mean it.
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...OK, fine. But don't let it happen again!
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hmmm. i don't want to believe it, but...doesn't sound good.
why do these men bother getting married if they just want to fool around with whoever. this is modern times, no one has to marry anyone in america.
Posted by: michele | October 30, 2009 at 01:22 PM
Bom-chik-a-wow-wow time,PRICELESS!!!He is soooo fine and I hate to believe he is gonna get his douchebag award but hmmmm,she took a lie detector test and was paid!?!?!WTF,I call bullshit
Posted by: indycitygirl | October 30, 2009 at 06:06 PM