Stars, They're Just (Not) Like Us! (Thank God.)

Whether it's alcohol, cocaine, plastic surgery, or just good old fashioned The Crazy, some stars just can't seem to keep it together.  It goes to show you that money can't buy good taste.  Or judgment.  Or sometimes even pants.

Let's start with a New York Fashion Week after party where one miss Lady Gaga showed us her va-jay-jay.  (It could've been worse.  It could've been her pe-jay-jay.  Must be nice for her to have a choice.)

She's such a mess that I sort of love her.

More celeb disasters after the jump.

 
Good lord, I think that's her hair.

Here we have Pink at last week's kick-off concert of her tour.  We get it, Pink.  You have the body fat of a squirrel.  Congratulations.

I like how she can't even stand for her hair to be fat.

Here's what 10 years of alcohol and cocaine and ALOT of Red Bull does to a person.  If you can believe it, Lindsay Lohan just turned 23.

This is your back on drugs.

I don't know what Jocelyn Wildenstein is famous for other than being a complete freak.  In which case, WIN!

 

 

Jessica Lange at the recent Emmy Awards

Step away from the scalpel.

{sigh} Courtney Love earlier this week

Just when you think it can't get worse...it gets terrifying.

Those pupils tell us all we need to know about your "sobriety", Courtney.

And for the grand finale, we have Pamela Anderson at the launch of her new fashion line this week "accidentally" dropping her dress.

She really does put the ass in class, no?

Comments

[Kim]

Lindsey is ONLY 23?! Good God! I'm 46 and I don't look that ravaged by time!

[Melanie Harrison]

I freaking LOVE Lady GaGa, and I'm a hard-core metal girl. She's an awesome person & a breath of fresh air. I'm totally down with people poking fun at her, this isn't all "OMG don't be hatin," just had to say I think she's phenomenal. :)

[Mamapajama]

Thanks Lilo, for making me feel much better about my own looks at 39! I'm a little sad for her, so young and already a burnout!

[indycitygirl]

Wow,I am to be 46 in two weeks and I dont have as many wrinkles as Lohan...Love the pupils Ms Love,seems like you having a eXXcellent time...Jessica,WHY...and to Miss Gaga,I heart you crazy one of a kind girl..

[iambellaluna]

Oh my gawd. What the fuck happened to LiLo's FACE!?! I think she must have started pulling out her hair by her forehead because damn, it's large and in-charge.

[Hope]

Well.... i think we can sort of confirm that Lady Gaga has a Va-jay-jay... not a Pa-jay-jay... i think that's the whole point of the outfit: to show what mama's got! haha

[Kitty Ballistic]

Wow, in that first pic, Lilo looks like a blonde, haggard Angelina Jolie. And not in a good way either.