Beyonce, What In God's Name Are You Wearing?
Talented, beautiful, and undeniably fabulous... So explain this outfit to me.
[Backstage at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Berlin last night:]
Ummm... Okay, am I the only one who thinks this dress vaguely resembles one of those meat-cutting diagrams?
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No, just me? Huh. Odd.
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I was thinking Venn Diagram, actually.
Or some planetarium thing.
Posted by: DianaCLT | November 06, 2009 at 03:01 PM
Okay, I heart me some Beyoncé but I agree this dress is just wrong.
And it looks like the guy in the last picture is trying to decide between the shank and the sirloin.
Posted by: sweatpantsmom | November 06, 2009 at 03:37 PM
Looks like a zipper dress a la Project Runway.
Posted by: JellyBean | November 06, 2009 at 04:17 PM
WOW look at her ASS! Is the dress padded?
Posted by: G.G.R | November 06, 2009 at 06:04 PM
I'm thinking it's like those lines the plastic surgeon draws on you before he begins his work.
Posted by: Bitchilla | November 06, 2009 at 08:41 PM
I can only stare at JayZs big ass ring.Money doesnt buy good fashion sense now does it??
Posted by: indycitygirl | November 07, 2009 at 08:14 AM
HAHA! And also, I thought of Shakira.
Posted by: iambellaluna | November 07, 2009 at 11:38 AM
all it's missing is one string of fringe, and a cartoon dialog bubble that says "ooochie coochie" and she could be charro.
Posted by: [mark] | November 10, 2009 at 11:55 AM