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Friday Eye Candy: Apocalypse Edition

FEC-apple I don't know about you, but between swine flu, the upcoming release of the movie 2012, and the continued existence of Spencer and Heidi, I'm a little concerned about the apocalypse. By which I mean, I'm a little concerned that THE END DAYS ARE NIGH.

I know that science and the medical community and governments everywhere are working on containing swine flu, and I know that 2012 is just a movie (it is just a movie, right? Although John Cusack signing up for a Michael Bay-style disaster flick is very possibly a sign of the apocalypse in itself), but still: Spencer and Heidi still flourish, and Jon and Kate are still on the cover of Us magazine, so? We should maybe all be readying to meet our maker.

Because, seriously:

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Spencer and Heidi...


Jon-and-kate 

... plus Jon and Kate...


Spencer-Pratt-Heidi-Montag-As-Jon-And-Kate-Gosselin

... divided by Spencer and Heidi AS Jon and Kate = COLLAPSE OF MULTIPLE SPACE-TIME CONTINUA.

Which, basically, means APOCALYPSE.

So.

Sleep well tonight.

(Yes, this was all entirely ANTI-candy, but I do that sometimes. Keep the balance of good and evil, light and dark, etc.)

(Note your own observed signs of the apocalypse below.)






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BaltimoreGal

That was just mean.





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