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Weekend Movie Preview Of Sorts

So I'm trying really hard not to mention a certain movie that is opening this weekend, because any little part I can play to not get more horrible abstinent sparkly vampire movies made is pretty much the greatest contribution to mankind that anyone has ever given. And I'm totally counting the guy who invented roofies.

Project Runway Recap: "Finale, Part II"

OH MAH GOD. I HAVE HAD MUCH WINE. Note to self: Do not schedule "date night" on a ProjRun FINALE night, especially a date night that involves MUCH WINE and power outages and transformers blowing the hell up and WHATEVER, THIS. Is Project Runway.

Friday Eye Candy: Bossy Edition

(You all know and love Bossy, right? RIGHT? Yeah.)

Bossy would like to open with this caveat: what is eye candy to some may not be sweet and delicious for all. The candy Bossy covets may be the rejects in the bottom of your Halloween bag, like an ignored box of malted milk balls stuck to the lint-covered oatmeal raisin cookie and sister mercy what was Bossy saying again?

MamaPop Video Roundtable: MamaPop vs Shakira Edition

Fruitful agon!  Since time immemorial, Shakira has sought to undo the good work of MamaPop.  Now the time has come for MamaPop to confront our ancient, twisty little enemy and launch a pre-emptive strike against her soon-to-be-released album.  Join us as we attempt to figure out just what the hell Shakira is talking about in that She-Wolf video.

What The Hell Is Leighton Meester Wearing?

First off, Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester apparently has a music career? Why is that happening? Second, please explain this outfit:

Flashback Friday - Real Genius

Hey, remember when Val Kilmer was relevant? And also hot?

Oprah Will Stop Giving Away Cars in 2011

I have to say, as someone who used to be a big ole, stupid fan of Oprah's mid-afternoon talk show, this season has been...crazy disappointing. From Whitney! to Mackenzie Phillips! to Mike Tyson! to Sarah Palin! It's just one ratings stunt after the other. So, the "breaking" news that Oprah is taking a bow from her daytime show in 2011 (less than two years away), didn't disappoint me nearly as much as it once would have.

Celebs and Their Kids Dance It Up with Yooooooooooo Gabba Gabba!

Christina Aguilera, Snoop Dogg, Taylor Hanson and Travis Barker hung out with the cast of Yo Gabba Gabba! in LA this weekend for their live performance, “There’s A Party In My City."

Gleecap(let) - Ballads

Due to an epic windstorm last night that cut the power and sent Casa Snarky back to the 19th century, I'm getting a late start on this week's Gleecap, so we're gonna kick it Reader's Digest stylee. 

Top Chef Las Vegas Recap: Episode 12, Culinary Olympics

When we rejoin our heroes the top 5 chefs are getting ready for their most difficult challenge to date. Everyone is being sweet and and talking about our inspirations when Eli does something that I cannot abide.

The bitch misquotes "The Princess Bride".

Sofía Vergara Makes a Rape Joke On The View, Crickets Ensue

Sofía Vergara, 37, was on ABC's The View yesterday morning to talk about her job with the show Modern Family and ended up further entrenching my belief that The View and its guests are in need of some sensitivity training when it comes to rape. First, we had the whole rape-rape/Roman Polanski/Whoopi debacle, and now we have Vergara, our normally beautiful and ever so endearing Vergara, joking about her son being the product of her rape at 13.

Precious Will Finally Play Here this Weekend; I'm Not Sure What to Do

If you've spent much time reading movie news on the internet this past year, there is no way that you could have avoided hearing about Precious, the sleeper hit that seemed to come out of nowhere, and has dumped tons of Oscar buzz on stars Gabourey Sidibe, Mo'Nique, and Mariah Carey.

I Got a Sunshine Enema and I Think Everything's Gonna Come Out Alright

Feeling a little irregular? Longing for that 'light as a feather' sensation? What you need is a Sunshine Enema.

Spencer & Heidi: Name the Married Liars' Baby!

I know you're as sick of Speidi as I am, but bear with me.  So Spencer Pratt revealed this week that he went and saw a doctor about a vasectomy.  Without telling Heidi. But wait, she's just as bad:

Robert Pattinson On This Morning's "Today" Show

Okay, he's freaking adorable.

Cindy Crawford Extortionist Turns Himself In

Edis Kayalar, who allegedly tried to extort $100,000 from Cindy Crawford has turned himself into police in Germany. He has been charged with one count of extortion in the U.S. If convicted, he could face up to two years in prison.

The Chocolate War - Let's Get Ready to Rumbuuuuuuuuuul!

You like Chocolate.  Don't lie.  Everyone likes chocolate.  Wait.  That's a fairly broad interpretation/assumption.  Let's say that most of you like chocolate and the rest of you molest Collies.  Wait.  That's terrible too.  Okay.  Let's turn this crazy talk around.  You, at the very least, know someone who is crazy about chocolate.  Word?  Word.