Mariah Carey And The Most Unflattering Swimsuit EVAR
Yeah, I'm kind of thinking this wasn't such a hot idea.
[Shot taken during filming for an upcoming music video:]
And listen, before anyone gets up in my grill: this has nothing to do with her weight. NOTHING. Putting that issue aside entirely, I DEFY you to tell me that swimsuit isn't in about 6 different ways just flat out WRONG for her body (and, perhaps, ANYONE'S BODY). Tight in the wrong places, droopy in the wrong places, and all, like, GAPING and shit. UGH, BAD SWIMSUIT. BAD!
Isn't this the woman who -- if I recall my MTV CRIBS correctly, and I believe I do -- has a closet you could park a semi in? What, she couldn't find something better to wear? phbbttt.
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I'm guessing a loong lens.
Posted by: BaltimoreGal | November 05, 2009 at 04:00 PM
Ickkkkkkkk
Posted by: DianaCLT | November 05, 2009 at 04:34 PM
The thing is, Mariah has a pretty amazing body. I'm betting most of us would trade figures with her in a heartbeat. But oh lord, that swimsuit is seriously WRONG and BAD and chock full of unflattering awfulness. Gah.
Posted by: cindy w | November 05, 2009 at 04:37 PM
Photoshop can perform miracles......but that swimsuit may be it's undoing. Horrible and awful. Who told her that looked good? Someone who is now unemployed.....that's who.
Posted by: Daffodil Campbell | November 05, 2009 at 06:36 PM
Yeah, she looks good, the swimsuit looks bad. I admire how fake boobs can stand up without help, though. That is kind of amazing. Hat tip, fake boobs.
Posted by: Erin | November 06, 2009 at 10:28 AM
And the material. What is that? It looks like thick black-satin bed sheets instead of the usual lycra stretchy material.
Posted by: iambellaluna | November 07, 2009 at 11:23 AM