Speidi Transmogrify Themselves Into Jon & Kate Gosselin: How to Make Me Lose My Faith in Humanity in One Easy Step
Heidi and Spencer Pratt, aka Speidi, are one of two of the greatest traffic accidents going on reality television these days, and by "traffic accident", I mean that I love to watch The Hills just to see if Spencer is still wearing that completely ridiculous, oversized cowboy hat and if Heidi will invite the neighbour kid, Enzo, over for Spencer to throw golf balls at again.
It all just goes too far, though, when they are hybridized with reality television's other greatest traffic accident, Jon and Kate Gosselin.
What could Speidi's doll-shopping mean?
No, they were not shopping for their future offspring, THANK GOD. They were shopping for items with which to transmogrify themselves into the most terrifying celebrity freak show of all time for Halloween, a horrid combination of themselves dressed up as Jon and Kate Gosselin from Jon & Kate Plus 8, heretofore known as the KEIDI SPON.
Keidi Spon. I just made that up. It's brilliant, I know.
I would like to leave you with something less horrific, but I am too stunned. This reminds me of that time I turned on a boyfriend's roommate's VCR only to be confronted with scat porn three inches in front of my face. This kind of thing just sticks with you no matter how many kittens and rainbows and unicorns you try to fill your head with for the next 15 to 20 years.
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Confession: I've never seen The Hills. But, I've heard enough about Speidi (Keidi Spon! Brilliant!) to last me a lifetime.
Oh those Kate wigs are SO BAD!!!
Posted by: Mrs. Wilson | November 04, 2009 at 01:35 PM
*gags*
Well you can't blame them for trying to better themselves.
Not that I care for Jon and Kate but god, anybody is better than speidi:)
Posted by: Ariel | November 04, 2009 at 01:36 PM
apoieht;lad. I can't even find a cohesive thing to say about this...
Posted by: iambellaluna | November 04, 2009 at 01:41 PM
Am am filled with hate and loathing. EVIL, EVIL I SAY!
Posted by: Sweetney | November 04, 2009 at 03:19 PM
Douchebags imitating douchebags. It's like art.
Posted by: Karen Sugarpants | November 04, 2009 at 10:04 PM
Everyone needs something to make fun of for Halloween. Speidi don't really have much below them that they can condescend to. It was either this or balloon boy's parents.
Posted by: Mendon | November 04, 2009 at 11:13 PM
I dunno, I think it's kindof hilarious. :p
Posted by: Hope | November 05, 2009 at 10:21 AM