Tiffani Thiessen Is Having A Baby And I Can't Think Of A Single Damn Joke To Tell About It

Tiffani Thiessen is having a baby, and I badly wanted to make a joke relating it somehow to Screech but, you know, nothing about Screech - or Saved By The Bell, for that matter - was ever funny in the first place, so where do you go from there? Screech sex tape jokes? That's too much of a reach, and even then: EWW.

Now, if it were Elizabeth Berkely who was pregnant, there might be a Showgirls joke or two to wring out of it- maybe she can finally resolve the mystery of whether the stripper pole really could be used as a labor aid! - but, sadly, Elizabeth Berkely has not done me the service of getting herself knocked up so that I can make jokes about it.

So, we're left with Kelly Kapowski, latterly that-chick-who-wasn't-Brenda on 90210, and truthfully, there's just not all that much scope for funny here.

Get ready to bust out those mom jeans again, Tiff!

Whether or not you want to try narrating this whole post in a Screech voice to see if that works is entirely up to you.

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Comments

[jodifur]

What about I'm so excited?

(What? no one else remembers that episode when Jesse was hyped up on over the counter caffeine pills?)

[iambellaluna]

I'm partial to that fluffy-ruffely-WHITE-little strapless bra get up. Where can I get one of those, now?

[Smiley]

I'm so excited and I just can't hide it. I remember that episode, Jodifur. It was so ridiculous that my sister and I screamed laughter while watching it.

[rebecca]

Kelly is pregnant? Sounds like a very special Saved by the Bell to me! Let's hope Johnny Dakota doesn't light up a roach next to her!

I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm sooo...scared! *sob**Zach hug*

[Erin]

Sounds like an awesome reunion special to me!