Boobs

April 17, 2008: Because When Your Kid Asks, 'What's Botox Mommy?', You Need To Have An Answer
Comments: 8 | Categories: Boobs , Bullcrap , Celebrities , Kids , WTF?
I don't whether to laugh or cry at this: a children's book is going to be released on Mother's Day to help plastically surgered moms explain to their kids why Mommy's boobies got so big and round and her nose so small all of sudden. No, really. Seriously. It'll give whole new meaning to the...

March 12, 2008: Xtina: Skinny With Tits, To Go
Comments: 15 | Categories: Boobs , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , WTF?
Okay, so. First: I think that it's great that Christina Aguilera is breastfeeding. GREAT. Awesome. And I also think that it's great that she's plugging breastfeeding, talking it up and really being all pro-titty about the whole thing. Because, you know, the cause of titties serving their natural purpose is one that everyone should totally...

February 22, 2008: Salma Hayek's Unearthly Boobs: Natural Wonder, Or Science Fiction?
Comments: 6 | Categories: Boobs , Celebrities
I do not, I promise, have any kind of boob fixation, beyond what I understand to be the normal set of fixations that every woman has with her own boobs and whatever deficiencies attend said rack (in my own case, these are many). That said, I have to admit that I am mesmerized by Salma...

November 19, 2007: Silicon Valleys
Comments: 6 | Categories: Boobs , Celebrities , Hip-Hop , News , Pop Culture
After the many recent celebrity plastic surgery debacles, I have become somewhat obsessed with all these plastic surgeon frauds. Like this guy, Robert Rey, shilling bras but not board certified in plastic surgery. Dr. Rey (or is it "Dr." Rey?) is the guy from Dr. 90210, which I am not sure we even get way...

September 20, 2007: Hooters Opens in Beijing: Globalization FTW!
Comments: 2 | Categories: Boobs , MamaPopTalk , News , Open Threads , Pop Culture , Reality TV
ABC News reported yesterday that Hooters' 435th branch just opened in Beijing, China. The city is preparing for the 2008 Olympic Games and the notorious "family restaurant" was an obvious choice for enticing hungry foreigners (read: dudes who like boobies) who may or may not have Oedipal breastfeeding issues. Coincidental aside: I'll be hosting the...