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Britney Spears: "Glory to Satan!"

Ha ha, this is rich.

Britney and Her Boys in Australia

Jayden James and Sean Preston arrive in Melbourne Australia to meet up with Mom Britney Spears.  They arrived with Britney's boyfriend Jason Trawick and bodyguards.

They're getting so big!  At 3 and 4 years of age, you'd think they'd also be getting heavy - I know I couldn't carry around my kids at that age.  Course, I was never chased around by paps and afraid to let my kids down to walk, either.

I wonder what Mama Brit-Brit thinks about K-Fed producing yet another child?

More pictures of the boys after the jump.

Britney Spears & Other Lip-syncers Forced To Disclose To Ticket Buyers

Apparently Australians don't take kindly to not getting what they think they're paying for.

An Actual Conversation Between Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears

Britney: HEY Y'ALL! Look who I'm hanging out with!!!!

LiLo: Heh heh. Hey.

Britney: Betcha never thought you'd see the two of US together again, huh??

LiLo: Or at least, never see us together without fire raining from the sky, right??

Britney: But here we are!!

LiLo: Yep, the Two Weaveheads of the Apocalypse.

Britney: Blondes have more fun, YAY!

German Tabloid Calls Britney Spears Fat

I can't believe I am writing about Britney Spears again either. Even more shocking is the fact that I am about to defend her.

You see, after Britney put on a shitty show in Germany her angry fans told a tabloid magazine that her concert wasn't worth the price of a ticket and that she was fat.

I believe the first part of that. While I will begrudgingly admit that some of the tunes Max Martin wrote for her were infuriatingly catchy, I think Spears is a pretty mediocre singer at best and what I've seen of her stage show on television bores the crap out of me.

But do I think she is fat?

Death Threats, Britney Spears, and Russia

Which one of you is e-mailing death threats to Britney Spears? I have a guess but I'm not just going to call you out right here on MamaPop.

Somebody somewhere has been e-mailing Brit Brit death threats. They are bothering her enough that she has decided not to take Sean Preston and Jayden James with her on the Circus tour when she goes to Russia.

Finally. Britney shows some signs of brain function when it comes to parenting.

Because really - who here wants to see their mom wearing this anyway?

Britney Spears' Ex Adnan Ghalib To Stand Trial For Assault

Aw, Britney and Adnan.  It has been so long since I wrote a Britney story.  When I first started writing for MamaPop that seemed to be all I wrote. 

Adnan Ghalib will stand trial for felony assault with a deadly weapon, battery, and hit-and-run stemming from an incident at Ghalib's apartment in which Ghalib allegedly tried to assault a process server by running into him. The process server was attempting to serve a restraining order obtained by Britney's father.

Is Britney Heading Toward that 19th Nervous Breakdown?

You people want celebrity gossip? How is this? Friends of Britney Spears are saying that she is hearing voices again and ex K-Fed says “Britney’s speaking gibberish baby talk.”

My favorite quote from Bitten and Bound is:

Another insider said that Spears is also obsessed with unicorns at the moment and truly believes that they are real and live in a zoo in New Zealand.

Dude.

Britney Spears is Dating Her Agent

And the world sighs because her agent's name is not Adnan Ghalib.

It's been reported than Britney is happily dating Jason Trawick, her agent (it's impossible for me to hear about a star's "agent" without thinking of Ari Gold), and the big revelation comes after a couple months of speculation. Although apparently I've been either not paying attention or just don't care enough to retain the information because this was the first I'd heard about the relationship or that Britney even had an agent.

Obnoxious Fan Rushes the Stage, Scares Britney Spears

While performing "Womanizer" at her Connecticut concert on Saturday night, a man rushed up, jumped on the stage, and made a beeline right towards Britney Spears.

In the video after the jump you can see that Spears adjusts her sunglasses to look down and is then visibly frightened by the man, shaking even, before her backup dancers descend and drag the guy offstage where he was promptly arrested.

File Under: Oh Sure, Why The Hell Not - Franz Ferdinand Covers Britney Spears' "Womanizer"

Thus proving that Franz Ferdinand can make any song sound EXACTLY like Franz Ferdinand:

Someone should give them some death metal, see if they can Ferdinandize THAT.

Twas recorded for the BBC Live Lounge program. And sure, it's a bit messy in parts, but overall I deem it to be filled with gratuitous amounts o' win.

ETA: The MP3 sounds even better!

They say you can't buy love but you sure can buy getting out of it.  In what may be the most expensive celebrity divorce ever, Britney and Kevin's cost $417,000 in LEGAL FESS ALONE.  That does not include what she pays in spousal support and child support. 

And all of her legal fees, for all of her cases, 2.7 million dollars.

I have the wrong clients, that is all I am saying. 

Those hoping for a reunion between Britney and Adnan will have to wait a tad bit longer. 

Britney's ex was forbidden to have any communication with her or get within 100 yards of her for the next three years, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Aviva K. Bobb ruled yesterday.  Guess he will no longer be part of the paparazzi following her.

The orders also prevent Adnan from contacting Britney directly or indirectly through phone, mail or e-mail, as well as forbid him to claim that he represents her interests. Others protected by the order include Britney's parents, siblings and her children.

Adnan Ghalib, who is a member of the paparazzi but is more well known for being Bitney's ex-boyfriend, surrendered Wednesday to face felony charges for allegedly trying to run over a process server. He pleaded innocent in a Van Nuys Superior Court and was released on $110,000 bail.

Britney sure knows how to pick 'em.

According to gossip columns everywhere, Britney's upcoming Circus tour hangs in the balance, as she has reportedly threatened to cancel it if she can't bring Jayden and Sean-Preston with her. So what's the big deal? I mean, artists take their kids on the road all the time, especially when they're young. Well, take it up with KFed.

Britney's father and lawyer Andrew Wallet, who oversee her affairs as co-conservators, obtained restraining orders against her former manager, Sam Lutfi, her ex-boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, and a lawyer.  They allege the three men "are now working in concert to disrupt the conservatorship with utter disregard for Ms. Spears's health and well being."

Jamie Spears is alleging that Sam is attempting to contact Britney again, even though the original retraining order against him lapsed in July because they believed he was no longer a risk.  Her cell phone records show numerous text messages from him and also from her former boyfriend, Adnan, who Jamie says is exploiting Britney for his own financial gain.

Raise your hand if you are shocked about that one.

Twitter is currently the target of a nuisance-y phishing hacking attack -- you get an email asking you to confirm your username and password via the link provided, and then BWA HA HA, the lulz, theyz happenz.

Valleywag is keeping a running list of the victims, which so far include Barack Obama, Facebook, a couple news anchors, the Huffington Post and Britney Spears.

Britney's camp, in particular, is PISSED. Someone's been fired over it (though there's conflicting info over who), and they've posted a job advertisement for a new social media manager...on a Harvard-only private job board:

Britney Spears Pays Almost Half A Million Dollars to Divorce Kevin Federline

They say you can't buy love but you sure can buy getting out of it.  In what may be the most expensive celebrity divorce ever, Britney and Kevin's cost $417,000 in LEGAL FESS ALONE.  That does not include what she pays in spousal support and child support. 

And all of her legal fees, for all of her cases, 2.7 million dollars.

I have the wrong clients, that is all I am saying. 

Britney Spears' Ex Adnan Ghalib Ordered to Stay Away for Three Years

Those hoping for a reunion between Britney and Adnan will have to wait a tad bit longer. 

Britney's ex was forbidden to have any communication with her or get within 100 yards of her for the next three years, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Aviva K. Bobb ruled yesterday.  Guess he will no longer be part of the paparazzi following her.

The orders also prevent Adnan from contacting Britney directly or indirectly through phone, mail or e-mail, as well as forbid him to claim that he represents her interests. Others protected by the order include Britney's parents, siblings and her children.

Britney Spears' Ex Adnan Ghalib Charged With Assault

Adnan Ghalib, who is a member of the paparazzi but is more well known for being Bitney's ex-boyfriend, surrendered Wednesday to face felony charges for allegedly trying to run over a process server. He pleaded innocent in a Van Nuys Superior Court and was released on $110,000 bail.

Britney sure knows how to pick 'em.

Britney Spears Wants to Take Her Kids On The Road with the "Circus" - What's the Big Deal?

According to gossip columns everywhere, Britney's upcoming Circus tour hangs in the balance, as she has reportedly threatened to cancel it if she can't bring Jayden and Sean-Preston with her. So what's the big deal? I mean, artists take their kids on the road all the time, especially when they're young. Well, take it up with KFed.

Britney Spears' Father Obtains Restraining Orders Against Britney's Ex-Boyfriend

Britney's father and lawyer Andrew Wallet, who oversee her affairs as co-conservators, obtained restraining orders against her former manager, Sam Lutfi, her ex-boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, and a lawyer.  They allege the three men "are now working in concert to disrupt the conservatorship with utter disregard for Ms. Spears's health and well being."

Jamie Spears is alleging that Sam is attempting to contact Britney again, even though the original retraining order against him lapsed in July because they believed he was no longer a risk.  Her cell phone records show numerous text messages from him and also from her former boyfriend, Adnan, who Jamie says is exploiting Britney for his own financial gain.

Raise your hand if you are shocked about that one.

Attention Harvard Grads: Wanna Like, OMG, Twitter for Britney Spears, Y'all?

Twitter is currently the target of a nuisance-y phishing hacking attack -- you get an email asking you to confirm your username and password via the link provided, and then BWA HA HA, the lulz, theyz happenz.

Valleywag is keeping a running list of the victims, which so far include Barack Obama, Facebook, a couple news anchors, the Huffington Post and Britney Spears.

Britney's camp, in particular, is PISSED. Someone's been fired over it (though there's conflicting info over who), and they've posted a job advertisement for a new social media manager...on a Harvard-only private job board: