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Britney and Her Boys in Australia

Jayden James and Sean Preston arrive in Melbourne Australia to meet up with Mom Britney Spears.  They arrived with Britney's boyfriend Jason Trawick and bodyguards.

They're getting so big!  At 3 and 4 years of age, you'd think they'd also be getting heavy - I know I couldn't carry around my kids at that age.  Course, I was never chased around by paps and afraid to let my kids down to walk, either.

I wonder what Mama Brit-Brit thinks about K-Fed producing yet another child?

More pictures of the boys after the jump.

Céline Dion's In Vitro Second Pregnancy Did Not Take

Being one of the Canadian minority here on MamaPop, I feel that I am uniquely suited to talk about Céline Dion and how deeply apologetic a good number of us northerners feel that we allowed her and her saccharine brand of wailing celebrity to grow to prominence. Her fertility woes leave me feeling conflicted, though, because now I feel like I have to be nicer about her talent, which is really hard, because we Canadians have had to hear a lot more of her than anyone else, and my ears, they have suffered TWENTY YEARS of violation.

Personal conflict aside, though, it is sad to hear that Céline Dion's in vitro pregnancy has failed after she, 41, and her husband René Angélil, 67, made an excited announcement in August that she was pregnant with their second child.

Who's Baby Is This?

Who's the baby with the unfortunate hairz?

And why would her Mama do this?

Miss J Alexander Is A Daddy!

Miss J is an institution over on America's Next Top Model, and for good reason. He's FABULOUS. And in the latest episode of the Tyra Banks Show, he sealed the deal on his fabulousness by revealing that he is, in fact, a daddy. Squee!

Tiffani Thiessen Is Having A Baby And I Can't Think Of A Single Damn Joke To Tell About It

Tiffani Thiessen is having a baby, and I badly wanted to make a joke relating it somehow to Screech but, you know, nothing about Screech - or Saved By The Bell, for that matter - was ever funny in the first place, so where do you go from there? Screech sex tape jokes? That's too much of a reach, and even then: EWW.

Levi Johnston to File for Joint Custody

It is nasty custody fight week here on Mamapop.  Yesterday, Levi Johnston, baby daddy to Sarah Palin's grandson and current Playgirl centerfold, indicated he is planning on filing for joint custody of his baby with Bristol Palin, Tripp.

Sarah Jessica Parker Speaks For None Of Us

Remind me to never to eat the cupcakes at Sarah Jessica Parker's house, because, seriously, when she says shit like this:

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James In Messy Custody Fight

Sandra Bullock and her husband, Jesse James, of Monster Garage fame, are battling with his ex-wife over custody of his 5-year-old daughter, Sunny Lee James.  He was granted custody when Sunny's mom, former adult film actress Janine Lindemulder, was imprisoned for tax evasion earlier this year.  She's out, and wants visitation.

Michael Jackson's Children: More Questions Than Answers

Debbie Rowe, the "mother" (oh yes I put that in air-quotes yes I did) to Prince Michael and Paris is returning to court after talks with Katherine Jackson have failed to produce any visitation in the last 4 months.  Pffft.  Like she wants to actually visit her precious little dollar signs.

Speidi Transmogrify Themselves Into Jon & Kate Gosselin: How to Make Me Lose My Faith in Humanity in One Easy Step

Heidi and Spencer Pratt, aka Speidi, are one of two of the greatest traffic accidents going on reality television these days, and by "traffic accident", I mean that I love to watch The Hills just to see if Spencer is still wearing that completely ridiculous, oversized cowboy hat and if Heidi will invite the neighbour kid, Enzo, over for Spencer to throw golf balls at again.

It all just goes too far, though, when they are hybridized with reality television's other greatest traffic accident, Jon and Kate Gosselin.

You Might As Well Just Accept It: Gisele Is Better Than You, Even When Pregnant

Gisele Bundchen is expecting her first child. And she's a supermodel. And she's learning how to be a helicopter pilot. And she still fits into skinny jeans.

Also, that helicopter thing.

Mel Gibson and Jon Gosselin Have Something in Common

Looks like Mel Gibson is a dad for the eighth time at the fresh young age of 53. Mel's Russian musician girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva (a name that never gets easier to type), reportedly gave birth to a baby girl this past Friday. 

Gossip Rag Wednesday: Old News Edition

Fresh, new covers with dusty, old content! Whoo! Most of the tabloids this week seem to be reporting news that isn't actually news to anyone at all. Let's see exactly what we've got here.

Katie Holmes Wins: Suri Starts Catholic School

Since Suri's birth Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have been at odds over which religion in which to raise their daughter.  I don't know if you've heard, but Tom is an enthusiastic Scientologist.  Reportedly, Katie, who was raised a devout Catholic, gave Scientology the good 'ol college try, but five months ago decided she just couldn't get on board...their spaceship.  Har.

(For some reason, I imagine this going down with Katie tearing off her helmet, ripping electrodes from her nipples and yelling "And another thing, I want a damn Xanax!".  I'm probably pretty close.)

Apparently, Katie is now convinced that Suri should be raised with the other Wogs and last week enrolled her in a Catholic preschool in Boston, Massachusetts where Tom is filming his latest movie, Wichita.

According to a source:

"They had been having huge problems agreeing on her school. To say they were having arguments is putting it mildly – but Tom came around to the idea in the end."

I imagine it's pretty easy to win an argument as Tom Cruise's wife.  Just threaten to wear heels.

More pics after the jump of Tom, Katie, and Suri this week on set...

Heidi Klum Pops Out Another One

Confirmed, finally (I know that you were all holding your breath): Heidi Klum popped out that baby she's been gestating. Lou Samuel was born October 9. Daddy Seal says that it was "love at first sight." Which is good, really, because don't you just hate it when Dad really dislikes the baby at first sight? That sucks.

So let's deal with that name...

Brad and Angelina Finally Show Off The Twins

There's been a universal sigh of relief across the world that Brad and Angie have finally taken their twins, Knox and Vivienne out in public. 

People were starting to wonder if maybe they gave the babies to Jennifer Aniston to shut her up. 

(I'm kidding!  I'm kidding.  C'mon put down the "Friends" Complete Series DVD Collection with Bonus Features.  And hey, watch what you say about my mother.)

So, 1-year-old Knox and Viv were treated to frozen yogurt in Amman, Jordan (when you say "Jordan" I think..."frozen yogurt!".  Anyone with me?) and Brad and Angie allowed the shop owner to become very rich snap some photos.

I wonder, if a Hollywood baby isn't in the tabloids, does it really exist?  Hmm, ponder.

Rebecca Gayheart Smoking While Pregnant

I think someone's been watching a little too much Mad Men.

Rebecca Gayheart, clearly pregnant despite not publicly confirming it, was seen exiting Bristol Farms in L.A. on Monday.  After loading up on expensive organic, free range, grassfed, whole food Rebecca proceeded to get in her car and then light. up. a. cigarette.

Nice.

This is 2009, right?  I mean, we are all well aware of the detrimental effects of smoking on a fetus, yes?  Oh, wait.  I forgot. This is Hollywood.  And pregnancy is no excuse to lose your girlish figure!  God forbid you stop smoking and start eating.  Besides, there's an added bonus: a slimmer fetus!

The baby should really be thanking her.