Celebrity Babies

May 15, 2008: This Week In Pregnancy Rumors
Comments: 3 | Categories: Celebrity Babies
Because you're dying to know, I know. Don't you want to be able say, oh, yeah - YAWN - I knew that WEEKS ago when the swelling bellies are staring everyone in the face? Of course you do. That's why you read this shiz.

May 15, 2008: Angelina Jolie Confirms She's Having Twins, Jack Black Is Big Blabby McBlabberpants
Comments: 0 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrity Babies
I wonder what super powers the Jolie-Pitt wonderbabies will have? Beyond the powers inherent in being THE MOST ADORABLE TWINS ON THE PLANET, of course. These spawn will freakin wipe the floor with JLo's uncomely-by-comparison progeny, man. (Wait, did I just say that out loud? Umm...OOPS?) ANYWAY, YES, for those of you who were on...

May 7, 2008: Posh Pregnant? Please
Comments: 3 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
So this is apparently a hot rumor over in the UK, where I don't think that they've actually seen Victoria Beckham in, like, forever. Because seriously? Unless that woman is only four days pregnant, it seems doubtful to me that one can be any kind of pregnant other than pregnant in the just-got-seeded sense with...

May 6, 2008: Because Shoes Would Just Get In The Way Of Couch-Jump Training, Right Tom?
Comments: 21 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , WTF?
Okay, so, first of all: we all know that Suri Cruise is an adorable little girl who is in no way responsible for the batshit craziness of her father. Second of all: it seems perfectly clear that, even if Katie Holmes was impregnated by turkey baster after a partial lobotomy, her diminished capacities of self-determination...

May 6, 2008: Angela Kinsey Welcomes Baby Girl
Comments: 1 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Angela Kinsey - who (do I need to tell you this? really?) plays Dwight Schrute's sometime unrequited love interest on The Office - has given birth to a baby girl. She delivered a week early - which, can I say? LUCKY - and she and baby are said to be doing fine.

May 5, 2008: Celebumom Fashion
Comments: 10 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , Fashion
You know what I wanted to do when I was pregnant and big as a house, seven long years ago? I wanted to sit around and watch my ankles swell, but mostly I didn't want to wear eighteen yards of fabric that made me look like Orson Welles. And yet that seems to be what...

April 29, 2008: Simply Red, Baby
Comments: 6 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , Music
Remember the band Simply Red? No? Okay, you are so not as old as me. (You can catch up after the jump. Know ur 80's pop musik, peeples!) For those of you who are as old as me, or who are, simply, die-hard British alterna-pop fans who also maybe watch Family Guy, well, you might...

April 23, 2008: Nicole Kidman Actually Looking Pregnant Now
Comments: 4 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
dlisted has some pictures of Nicole Kidman speaking at the UN ("who UN-Nazi-ed the world!") yesterday and she's actually looking decently pregnant now.

April 21, 2008: I'm Really Not Sure What to Make of Weston Cage
Comments: 9 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Nicolas Cage's 17-year-old son Weston is ready to strike out on his own as a Goth superstar

April 15, 2008: Nicole Kidman is Gestating Polly Pocket
Comments: 19 | Categories: Awards Shows , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Nicole Kidman confirmed her pregnancy the first week of January and is supposedly due in July, which means she's around six months pregnant in this photo (taken at the Country Music Awards last night). This is, no lie, exactly how I looked at six minutes pregnant. Minus the killer dress, and I don't believe my...

April 15, 2008: Ashlee & Pete: First Love, Then Marriage, Then Baby Carriage... Or Vice-Versa?
Comments: 5 | Categories: Celeb Couple Watch , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are - according to Us Magazine - going to have a little Fall Out boy. Or girl. I suppose that at the moment it's just a Fall Out Fetus (which sounds disturbing, I know, but definitely edgier than Fall Out Boy, which, when you think about it, is really a...

April 7, 2008: Tom Leaving Katie, Preparing To Announce Search For Replacement Starlet-Stepford Wife
Comments: 10 | Categories: Celeb Couple Watch , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Apparently, OK! Magazine is about to report that Tom Cruise is going to leave Katie Holmes and take Suri with him. Which, I'll only believe when they release the Scientology video announcing that Katie is a body-Thetan-infested tool of Xenu. Because really? Tom Cruise might be batshit crazy, but he's not stupid. He's got enough...

April 4, 2008: Pregnant Man Gets Belly Rub from Oprah
Comments: 15 | Categories: Celebrity Babies , News , Pop Culture , Talk Shows
You've heard about the pregnant man . . . ? No, wait! That's Tom Cruise getting ready for his cameo in Tropic Thunder. HERE'S Oprah blessing the remarkable pregnant belly of Thomas Beatie:

April 2, 2008: Jamie Lynn Spears Says It With T-Shirts
Comments: 6 | Categories: Celebrity Babies
So. First, there was the t-shirt that you see above: "The Rumors Are True." Which, as a professional rumor-spreader, I'm not sure how to take. Is it ironic? Is it sarcastic? Does it refer to recent rumors about her engagement to Casey Aldridge? Or to her rumored impregnation by some skeezy, much-older producer? Or to...

March 24, 2008: Jennifer Lopez Is Training For a Triathalon To Earn Her Newborns' Love
Comments: 15 | Categories: Celebrity Babies
You know, I try very hard to keep my gossip-y posts from veering too much to the dark side of "let's rip this person to shreds! come on, it's fun!" Particularly when it comes to celebrity parenting, because you know, I can bribe my toddler with Cheetos like the best of 'em. I'm not even...

March 21, 2008: J-Lo's Baby Pics, Now With More Art School Drop-Out Goodness
Comments: 5 | Categories: Celebrity Babies
Having already indulged my rant about stories concerning her weight loss, I can now devote my attention to the more obviously news-worthy J-Lo story of the day: J-Lo's Babies Revealed To The World! You saw the cover yesterday; now see those babeez in all their binkylicious gloriousness! (Note that, because these baby photos are worth...

March 21, 2008: J-Lo Drops Baby Weight In 3 Weeks; Catherine's Head Explodes
Comments: 7 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , WTF?
I know. I'm starting to sound like a ranty broken record on the issue of celebrities and their facking baby-weight issues (weight not lost within one month? it's an issue!), but still. Stories like this one keep feeding my frenzy: (From the National Ledger, yesterday) "Jennifer Lopez's little babies make their million dollar debut today...

March 20, 2008: Brangelina: Expecting One Of Each
Comments: 3 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
So, Brad and Angie haven't even announced the pregnancy yet, let alone confirmed the rumors of twins - not that there's any doubt, what with the unusually flowy maternity wear and all - but the gossipnets have already moved on to the genders of the Brangefetuses. Word is, it's a boy! AND, also! It's a...

March 19, 2008: Halle Names Her Baby
Comments: 3 | Categories: Celeb Couple Watch , Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Introducing... Nahla Ariela Aubry! As celebrity baby names go, it's pretty straightforward. 'Nahla', apparently, means 'drink of water' in Arabic, which is a little more poetic that 'Pilot Inspektor,' which means 'My Dad Watched Too Many Cartoons In The Seventies' in American English, or 'Moxie Crimefighter,' which means exactly the same thing, but in Canadian....

March 18, 2008: Is That Couture Maternity?
Comments: 9 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , Fashion
Angelina Jolie, never one to shirk with the grooming, apparently grabbed one of her rejected Oscars gowns out of the closet on the way out to take the kids to 7-11 for Icees and Doritos. Maddox, Zaharia, and Shlioh probably aren't allowed to spend all their pocket money on M&Ms the way I did, but...

March 18, 2008: Punky Brewster Pops Another One
Comments: 1 | Categories: Celebrity Babies
Soleil Moon Frye - aka Punky Brewster - and husband Jason Goldberg welcomed another baby girl to their brood late yesterday. Jagger Joseph Blue Goldberg was born Monday in Los Angeles and weighed 8 lbs, 6 oz. The couple also have a two-year old daughter, Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg. (Yes, Jagger Joseph is a girl....

March 17, 2008: Halle Berry's Baby-Daddy To Be A Hubby? (Say That Fast Five Times)
Comments: 2 | Categories: Celebrity Babies
So, hey! Halle Berry finally had her baby, which is, you know, all kinds of awesome. I hope that you've all sent off your cards and letters of congratulations and any hand-knitted baby booties that you were working on. J-Lo doesn't need them, what with all that diamond-encrusted cashmere layette shiz and all, so you...

March 16, 2008: Halle Berry Pops!
Comments: 2 | Categories: Celebrity Babies
Hollywood has produced yet another bundle of incredibly privileged genetically superior joy! Hot fortysomething mama Halle Berry finally gave birth this morning at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles to 7 pound 4 ounce baby girl. Both mother and baby are healthy, happy, and resting comfortably. This is the first child for Halle and her drooltastic...

March 14, 2008: Is Minnie Driver Gestating Criss Angel's Lovechild?
Comments: 14 | Categories: Celebrity Babies
On Jay Leno last night Minnie Driver admitted that she is pregnant. There is vast speculation that it might be Criss Angel's baby (eww!). I am not the only one that thinks he is kind of a douchebag right? Last we heard on Driver's love life she was still getting over Josh Brolin, but that...

March 14, 2008: Eddie Murphy: Beverly Hills Skeezbag
Comments: 7 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
This, I think, is the very nadir of masculine asshattery: Eddie Murphy says that he'll continue to refuse to see the daughter that he conceived with Spice Girl Mel B because - get this - she tricked him into making that baby. I'm sorry - whose penis was it that found its way into that...

March 12, 2008: Xtina: Skinny With Tits, To Go
Comments: 15 | Categories: Boobs , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , WTF?
Okay, so. First: I think that it's great that Christina Aguilera is breastfeeding. GREAT. Awesome. And I also think that it's great that she's plugging breastfeeding, talking it up and really being all pro-titty about the whole thing. Because, you know, the cause of titties serving their natural purpose is one that everyone should totally...

March 11, 2008: Lisa Marie Presley Sueing Tabloid that Called her Fat
Comments: 4 | Categories: Celeb Legal Woes , Celebrity Babies
The British tabloid Daily Mail published an article last week suggesting that Lisa Marie Presley had developed an "unhealthy appetite," was "piling on the pounds, and "has gained weight like her father Elvis." Turned out she's pregnant. Whoops! "I have had to show my cards and announce under the gun and under vicious personal attack...

March 10, 2008: Another Bourne Baby
Comments: 4 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Matt Damon and his wife have confirmed, through Damon's representative, that they are expecting their second child together. According to the rep, the couple are - wait for it - "so excited!" Also! "They couldn't be happier!"

March 7, 2008: Shh, Don't Look Now, But I Believe Nicole Kidman May Be Growing Something In Her Uterus
Comments: 8 | Categories: Celebrity Babies
If I'm doing the math right (and by "math" I of course mean "taking Page Six's word for it"), Nicole is about five months pregnant. And she still appears to be gestating her child somewhere in between the lumbar vertabrae of her spine.

February 29, 2008: Brad And Angie Do It In Multiples
Comments: 5 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Been wondering about that secretive Brangelina pregnancy? You know, the one that WASN'T paraded down the red carpet last weekend for us to examine with our snark-binoculars? Here's some scoop: Brad Pitt has, apparently, been telling family and friends that he and Angelina are having - wait for it - twins. TWINS. In other news,...

February 28, 2008: Nicole Richie's Million Dollar Baby
Comments: 7 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
[Picture removed because, er, um, COPYRIGHT AND SHIT. That's right. We important enough now to attract lawyers from People Magazine. Which, okay, dubious distinction, but still.) So. This is what People Magazine paid ONE! MILLION! DOLLARS! for (you can't see it, I know. Guess when a mag pays ONE MILLION DOLLARS for a baby mug...

February 22, 2008: Jennifer Lopez Births Some Babies
Comments: 7 | Categories: Celebrity Babies
After being "about to pop" for oh, I don't know, eleventy months or so, J.Lo finally had her twins early this morning. A girl and a boy, born at 12:12 am and 12:23 am, respectively.

February 20, 2008: Is J-Lo Having Those Babies Today? FINALLY?
Comments: 4 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Because, you know, she's had that luxury maternity room reserved for weeks, and her couture hospital gowns - you think I'm joking? - have just been sitting, untouched, in her Louis Vuitton luggage for, like, forever. It's about time, don't you think? Well, apparently, Jenny From The Rodeo Drive Block checked into hospital someday late...

February 15, 2008: Jennifer Garner, All Knocked Up?
Comments: 2 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Here's some juicy news: Jennifer Garner is, reportedly, pregnant again. Which, if you ask me, would be awesome, because I am also pregnant for the second time, and this would just be one more good reason for she and I to be totally BFF.

February 13, 2008: Frances Bean: All Growed Up
Comments: 3 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , Fashion
The new Harper's Bazaar has some great photos and an interesting little piece about fifteen-year-old (how did that happen?!) Frances Bean Cobain. Turns out she's, like, OMG NORMAL. I don't know if it's possible to overprotect a rock heiress who's had fan sites devoted to her since she was born, but she's cute about the...

February 11, 2008: Amalah to TMZ: I'LL show you "about to pop," okay?
Comments: 15 | Categories: Celebrity Babies
Seriously. Have other gossip bloggers ever even seen a really, really pregnant woman in real life? So TMZ made a big freaking deal over Halle Berry's totally-not-ridiculous and totally-not-ginormous belly, like they (and every other celeb gossip blog) make a big freaking deal over the tiniest little water-balloon-sized bumps that are still weeks or months...

February 8, 2008: Who's Been Having Some Sex In The City?
Comments: 1 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
I've had a crush on Kyle MacLachlan since he found that ear and got seduced by Isabella Rossellini (who, btw, is my biggest all-time girl crush) in David Lynch's Blue Velvet. And then? Twin Peaks? I would totally have made him some cherry pie, and I would have kicked Lara Flynn Boyle on her skinny,...

February 7, 2008: Brad Pitt Hissy Fit
Comments: 1 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Brad Pitt? A big baby? Nawwwww... I refuse to believe it. That's just me, though. The gossipnets are insisting that it's true. Apparently, Braddy-Brad threw a wee bit of a temper when he learned that he was not getting the first Ducati something-something blah-blah Desmosedici RR motorcycle on the market. (Tom Cruise got the first....

January 30, 2008: Is Katie Holmes About To Spawn Again?
Comments: 11 | Categories: Celeb Couple Watch , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Not that I really think that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise actually have sex (*shudder*), but I'm as keen as the next gossip-whore to believe that she might be pregnant again. By Scientology-approved artificial insemination, probably, but still: pregnant is pregnant, and that's good gossip. So, is she pregnant again?

January 29, 2008: Jolie Pregnant? Who the Hell Knows!
Comments: 13 | Categories: Awards Shows , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , Fashion
Twelve dozen amateur bump-watchers tripped over their Baby Boden catalogs Monday in the mad rush to speculate non-factually about whether or not Angelina Jolie's flowy SAG Awards dress hid not just singular but TWIN fetal Jolie-Pitts. Regard:

January 28, 2008: Jessica Alba Fears For Her Boobies
Comments: 8 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Jessica Alba is saying that she's more afraid of breastfeeding than she is of giving birth. In an interview with Extra, she said that she recently had a dream and “it had to do with breastfeeding which is the only thing I’m paranoid about. More than giving birth.”

January 23, 2008: Brit Suddenly Realizes She Wants Her Kids (updated)
Comments: 5 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrity Babies
According to OK Magazine, Britney and her legal team (you know...the ones she usually ignores completely) called an emergency hearing for this morning at L.A. Superior Court. More details after the jump...

January 16, 2008: Smile With Your Eyes, Everybody: Tyra Might Be Pregnant
Comments: 3 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Disclaimer: I know, from first-hand experience, that gossip blogs aren't necessarily entirely reliable sources of information. That's why they call them gossip blogs, and not, like, truth blogs or something like that. So I know that just because Hollywood Backwash says that they think that Tyra is pregnant, it doesn't mean that Tyra is, in...

January 14, 2008: Babes, Babes, Babes for Nicole and Christina
Comments: 4 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , News
People.com reports that Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera both gave birth to their babies this weekend. Richie and boyfriend Joel Madden welcomed Harlow Winter Kate Madden into the world on Friday night and Max Liron Bratman said hello to his parents, Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman, on Saturday night. Welcome to the new kiddos! Congratulations...

December 26, 2007: Stars: They're Genetically Superior to Us!
Comments: 7 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Holy hot damn, y'all. When I was pregnant, my ankles would've been too fat for those jeans by about week seven, which is when I made a permanent detour into sweatpant-frump-land. There are a lot of Krispy Kremes in sweatpant-frump-land, is all I'm saying.

December 20, 2007: Jamie Lynn News Round-Up
Comments: 11 | Categories: Celeb Couple Watch , Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
God. I am obsessed. I am ashamed. I am a bad person. I am posting about this anyway. Pretty much the full OK interview with Jamie Lynn and her mother is available online now. As expected, there is much FAIL. Jamie Lynn: I love babies, and I have my nephews that I love. I have...

December 19, 2007: Lily Allen Picked a Hell of a Day to Confirm Her Own Unwed Pregnancy
Comments: 12 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Oh yeah, Lily Allen is also pregnant. She's 22, he's 37, they've been dating since September, she seems pretty happy about it. *shrugs* You know, I adore babies. I am a big fan of babies. I enjoy having babies! But I still am a teensy bit baffled by the crazy number of ooops! pregnancies among...

December 19, 2007: Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnancy: The Legal Perspective
Comments: 22 | Categories: Celeb Legal Woes , Celeb News , Celebrity Babies
So, 16 year old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant by a 19 year old. This begs the question, what about statutory rape? It will depend where the baby was conceived. Since conception is the only "proof" that they had sex, law enforcement officials will look at that act. In Louisiana, the age of consent is...

December 10, 2007: Dogs on the Catwalk
Comments: 6 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , Pop Culture , Web Junk
Did you know there was a Dog Walk of Fame that has been unveiled in Battersea Park, London on November 5th? Included are the obvious, Lassie and Toto, but also included is Fang from Harry Potter fame. Looking good here on the left.

November 28, 2007: Britney Spears is Pregnant Again, Like Pretty For Sure This Time
Comments: 13 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , Horror
I just ate lunch, and now I feel a little sick. Music producer J.R. Rotem (who...wait...was this the guy who sold out Brit by blabbing about their sex life to the tabs? or was that someone else?) has supposedly confirmed that the pregnancy rumors that started swirling last week are true, and that he's the...

November 21, 2007: Nicole Donates Her Shower Gifts
Comments: 3 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Nicole Richie had her Oz-themed baby shower on Sunday, which was thrown for her by her mother, sister and BFF Paris Hilton. Apparently the shower was not just a celebration for Nicole and Joel's baby but also a charitable event in which guests brought gifts to be donated to over 100 needy and expecting families...

November 21, 2007: Dennis Quaid's Babies Given Heparin Overdoses at Cedars-Sinai
Comments: 10 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Well, this sure is cheery. Several patients (three or seven or thirteen, depending on how high on the sensation-o-meter you like to get your news) at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center were given the wrong dose of Heparin -- including actor Dennis Quaid's 12-day-old twins,Thomas Boone and Zoe Grace. Babies typically get 10 units of the anticoagulant...

November 7, 2007: Nevermore Neverland
Comments: 6 | Categories: Celeb Legal Woes , Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Have you been wondering what to do with that pesky $212,963 currently burning a hole in your pocket? Consider lending it to Michael Jackson for awhile. Dude, he's totally good for it. According to Rolling Stone, TMZ and Implode-o-Meter, Jackson's Neverland Ranch is facing foreclosure. Awww. The Creepiest Place on Earth deserves better. Or...no, actually....

October 31, 2007: Roberto Cavalli Blabs J-Lo's Not-So-Secret Secret
Comments: 4 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
It's not exactly a secret that J-Lo is preggers with twins but it seems she and Skeletor like to pretend nobody knows. Thus, it was apparently a faux faux pas when designer Roberto Cavalli told People magazine, in the course of answering a question about dressing celebs:

September 28, 2007: Violet Affleck Loves Mommy's Stunt Double More!
Comments: 4 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , Kids
Jennifer Garner might just be my favorite celeb mommy of all time! She always seems so down to earth, like someone you'd know in the "real world". And she's got some great stuff to say about her daughter, including Violet's favorite person! For all the cute details, follow the jump!

September 24, 2007: Another Baby For The Jolie-Pitts!
Comments: 8 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Since joining forces little over two years ago, the Jolie-Pitts have adopted a baby (or given birth to one) roughly once every six to eight months. Which means it's about time for another baby rumor to start. First there were rumors of Angie's pregnancy (I still think these might be true), but now there's an...

September 24, 2007: Nicole Richie Shows Off Her Birthday Bikini Body
Comments: 3 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Celebrating her 26th birthday this weekend, Nicole Richie shows off her healthy pregnancy body. She even flaunted it later in the weekend in a different bikini! For more pics and some obvious snark-tastic comments, follow the jump!

September 19, 2007: An L.A. Judge Lays The Smack Down On Both Britney An K-Fed
Comments: 3 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , Kids
With the custody battle still raging for both Britney and Kevin, Judge Gordon laid down the smack Tuesday ... and to both of them (not just Brit like I would have expected). For a partial list of their new rules, follow the jump!

September 19, 2007: A Wedding For Nicole Richie And Joel Madden?
Comments: 3 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Not content to be just another unmarried celeb couple with a baby, Joel Madden told Ryan Seacrest Tuesday morning they are planning on getting married. Keep reading for all the juicy wedding details, and a possible reveal on the sex of the baby!

September 19, 2007: Christina Aguilera's Having A Boy!
Comments: 1 | Categories: Celebrity Babies
The once-dirrrty pop tartlet is bump-tastic lately, although she hasn't so much as confirmed her pregnancy. However, "close" friends are doing all the confirming she'll ever need, even letting slip the sex of the baby. Do you believe it? For all the info, follow the jump!

September 18, 2007: Mary-Louise Parker Adopts A Baby Girl
Comments: 1 | Categories: Celebrity Babies
Continuing the third-world adoption trend is Mary-Louise Parker, who has adopted a baby girl from Africa! For all the details I could find (although no pics yet) follow the jump.

September 17, 2007: Are The Jolie-Pitt's Welcoming Baby #5?
Comments: 7 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , News
With pictures like this, who would think the Jolie-Pitt family was welcoming a new baby into the family? Just the crazed fans who read into Angie wearing a wrap in warm weather, hinting that she might just be covering up a baby bump. For some potentially damning evidence, read on!

September 16, 2007: A Baby For Jessica Simpson?
Comments: 3 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
With the new trend among celebs jumping back to babies, Jessica Simpson might be jumping on board the train, and with her hair stylist/best friend Ken Paves. Say it isn't so! While the story probably isn't true (or so we hope), the rumor is she wants to have a baby and so does Ken (although...

September 13, 2007: Paris Hilton Wants To Be A Mommie
Comments: 7 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Somebody hide all the blonde babies, Paris Hilton wants to adopt! Continuing her talks of her goal to be a mother in the next twelve months, Paris is now talking about adopting. Keep reading for all the details.

September 11, 2007: Kevin Federline Throws A Party
Comments: 0 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
While Brit was struggling through her VMA performance rehearsals (to say nothing of her actual performance!), her ex Kevin was throwing a party ... for their kids. For all the details of the potentially back-stabbing party, follow the jump.

September 10, 2007: Christina Aguilera Hosts A Party At LAX
Comments: 7 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , Pop Culture
A tired-looking Christina Aguilera hosted an evening at LAX over the weekend with her husband Jordan Bratman. Wearing another tent-dress so as not to show off her non-confirmed baby bump, she partied the night away while tons of other celebs rocked out with her. Tons more pics after the jump!

September 5, 2007: Halle Berry Confirms Her Pregnancy!
Comments: 5 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrity Babies
Dudes, I knew it! Halle Berry is finally confirming her pregnancy with boyfriend Gabriel Aubry! All the juicy details after the jump!

September 4, 2007: Gisele Bundchen's Baby Blunder
Comments: 4 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Silly Brazilian model! Gisele reportedly sent a basket of goodies to Bridget Moynahan to celebrate the birth of her little boy and to hopefully smooth things over. What was in the basket that could've possibly said otherwise? Follow the jump to find out...

August 30, 2007: Brad Pitt Romps In The Park With His Favorite Gal
Comments: 3 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , Kids , Pop Culture
The girl that melted Pitt's heart from the time she was just an itsy little thing (remember the days of her bottle in his back pocket?) got to spend some quality time with Daddy yesterday while mama Angie was off in Iraq. For more adorable pics, head on past the jump.

August 28, 2007: Jake Gyllenhal Having A Baby! (That's Going To Hurt)
Comments: 9 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrity Babies , Humor
Can it be? Is Jake settling down and having a baby? Who's the lucky lady? Could it be Reese? You're one click away from the nasty tell-all...

August 28, 2007: Child Services Is After Britney Spears
Comments: 6 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , Kids
Poor Britney can't seem to get anything right. (Although the hair is looking up.) Just as the SPCA gets off her back for London's broken leg, Child Services jumps right in with an investigation of child abuse! The plot thickens...

August 27, 2007: Sienna Miller: Ready For Babies?
Comments: 5 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Serial dater Sienna Miller has decided she's ready to hop on the Baby Train and settle down with her own super-attentive man and a couple kids! Who's the lucky man that will settle her free-spirit down? Find out after the jump!

August 27, 2007: The Jolie-Pitts Play In Central Park
Comments: 4 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , Kids
Angie, Maddox, Pax, and Zahara decided to take a break from all the hard work of fund raisers and helicopter rides and head to Central Park's carousel. Even if Daddy and Shiloh weren't with them, the family looks like they had a great time. Which may or may not have something to do with Angie's...

August 24, 2007: Nicole Richie Heads To Jail, Serves Time, And Heads Out Again
Comments: 5 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
In what is possibly the fastest jail term in LA history, Nicole Richie served her entire four-day sentence today over the course of one hour! More details of this clearly non-biased event after the jump.

August 23, 2007: Bridget Moynahan and Tom Brady Welcome a Son!
Comments: 1 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Congratulations to Bridget on bringing a brand new baby boy into the world! Details after the jump ...

August 22, 2007: Gossip Rag Wednesday
Comments: 1 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , Humor , Kids , News , Pop Culture
Another week, another Britney cover-frenzy. How many do you think she'll be on this time? Here's at least one! Aw, poor Brit is battling with booze, betrayal, and greed! Hmm, I wonder which one is Kevin? Your Rag Roundup after the jump!

August 20, 2007: Christina Aguilera Continues To Spark Pregnancy Rumors
Comments: 11 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Why must you deny it, Christina? After heading out in this bump-hiding shirt, with your ta-tas looking even larger than normal, how could we not all think you're pregnant? Why leave us all guessing, girl? You know there's a genie in that bottle...

August 20, 2007: Is Halle Berry Pregnant?
Comments: 8 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
A very reputable supermarket tabloid, The National Enquirer, is reporting that Halle Berry is expecting a baby with boyfriend, Gabriel Aubrey. Since this fine publication is known for it's accuracy in reporting (*ahem*), check out more pictures of Halle possibly sporting a baby bump after the jump and decide for yourself if the rumors are...

August 20, 2007: The Jolie-Pitt Clan's Boating Adventure
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Over the weekend, Team Jolie-Pitt were caught out and about again in Chicago. This time the family of six took to Lake Michigan for a boat tour, checking out the Chicago Air and Water Display. More photos after the jump...and might I say that Brad is like a fine wine?

August 18, 2007: Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Do New York
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The cutie pair have been rockin' their way through New York City this week, hunting for an apartment.

August 17, 2007: A New Baby For Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale?
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Have I told you how much I LOVE Gwen Stefani? In my mind she is the epitome of cool. Married to Gavin Rossdale (mmm, mmm, good), a talented musician, and mom to adorable one-year-old Kingston, this girl has got it all. Except for one thing - she wants another baby! Find out when we can...

August 16, 2007: Rumor: Suri To Eclipse Her Parents' Fame?
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Cutie litle Suri Cruise is probably the only reason I haven't completely written off the TomKat family. (I bet I'm not the only one.) So, when I started to hear she was going to be the newest face of Baby Gap I got super excited. I mean, wouldn't you want to shop there after seeing...

August 8, 2007: Is Nicole Richie Finally Going to Gain Some Weight?
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It's the cynic in me that wonders: does Nicole Richie only eat in public in order to prove that she really does eat, especially since she's revealed she's four-months pregnant? Photographed with boyfriend Joel Madden, Nicole claims that she's already gained ten pounds. Considering she weighed maybe 85 pounds when she got pregnant, ten pounds...

August 6, 2007: Holy Cow, Batman! Chris O'Donnell is One Fertile Robin!
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Am I the only one who was completely unaware of Chris O'Donnell's super-human ability to procreate?! It seems congratulations are in order for O'Donnell and his wife, Caroline, who are expecting their FIFTH child. Their four other children range in age from 16 months to seven years. Since we haven't heard much from him these...

July 31, 2007: Ryan & Trista Deliver Baby Bachelor
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I have to confess that I thought Ryan and Trista of The Bachelorette fame were not together anymore. I know... It's shameful that I don't keep up on such things when I write for a pop culture site but you know, with so many other very important happenings in the entertainment world *coughLindsayLohan'sDUIcough*, I can't...

June 22, 2007: Angelina Jolie Likes It Crunchy...and Alive
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Angelina Jolie recently admitted that she attempts to harden Maddox's feet when they visit his native Cambodia by having him "take off his shoes and walk on rocks". She admits "he isn't happy about it", but thinks it is an important experience for him. "There was a time he would whine about little things like...

June 22, 2007: Celebrity Baby Names
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So, Keri Russell (I will always want to type "Felicity") had her baby recently---a boy named River---and it just reminded me that while some celebs are starting to come around to more traditional names (I'm talking to you, Julia Roberts, and how you named the newest one a rather tame and lovely name: Henry Daniel),...

June 22, 2007: Celebrity Babies R Us: Today's Hot FameCrawler Posts
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Please to enjoy some top headlines from our partner FameCrawler in convenient list form: Larry Birkhead Has Three Hands. (One of them is flipping Virgie Arthur the bird at all times.) Homely Goth Alert: A royal couple you've never heard of and their delectable spawn. Pimp Milestone: Sean Preston Federline's First Escalade. The Hanson Boys...

June 21, 2007: Tom Cruise and Suri Share a Private Moment...With the Internet
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Suri doesn't know it yet, but this will become her signature move when she wants Daddy to hand over his black Amex. I have a feeling she'll get it too. Tom, Katie, and Suri continue to frolic in France, where they are attending Australian media mogul James Packer's wedding. Say what you will about Crazy...

June 20, 2007: Celebrity Babies R Us: Today's Hot FameCrawler Posts
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Please to enjoy some top headlines from our partner FameCrawler in convenient list form: As much as it pains us to say it, Elizabeth Hasselbeck looks pretty. It's time for your daily dose of crazy - Travolta. Who the F*** Is Kerry Katona? No, really. Somebody please tell us. George Clooney is a giver. Especially...

June 20, 2007: Tobey Maguire & Baby Ruby
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Here's a few really cute photos of 'Spider Man' and his 7 month old baby, Ruby. Don't you just love dads with their baby girls?

June 20, 2007: Celebrity Babies in 2032
Comments: 7 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , Humor , Internet , Pop Culture , Video , Web Junk
There has already been a ton of speculation regarding what today's overexposed celebrity babies will be like when they grow up. Messed up? Pretty messed up? Very messed up? Completely f*$ked in the head? Only time will tell. Of course, the folks at Very Angry Neighbors have their predictions...(Warning: do not drink anything while watching...

June 20, 2007: Your Tom, Katie, and Suri Fix, You Junkie
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Let's be honest. You can't get enough of that pale skin, those dark locks, those little legs. Tom is one cutie indeed. Suri isn't bad either. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Suri were out and about in Saint-Jean Cap Ferrat, France yesterday being their adorable selves. P.S. If anyone would like to talk about Katie's...

June 19, 2007: Celebrity Babies R Us: Today's Hot FameCrawler Posts
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Please to enjoy some top headlines from our partner FameCrawler in convenient list form: Johnny Depp, You Had Us at Cheap Stroller. Angelina Jolie: Celeb or Cartoon? You decide. (We'll help.) Tiger Woods has baby, won't have to miss British Open. Though how hard will it be for him to sink a putt with his...

June 19, 2007: Michelle Williams & Baby Matilda
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First I need to say that I love that Michelle & Heath named their baby Matilda. It's a really cute name . Second, W-T-F is she wearing & what did she do to her hair? It amazes me how shitty people with money can look. I mean these actresses and actors make millions and manage...

June 19, 2007: Jillian Barberie Attends Her Baby Shower: Bra Wasn't Invited
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Don't lie. Seeing Jillian Barberie go from this: to this: ...just feels right. The Good Day L.A. co-anchor enjoyed her pink-themed baby shower with friend Heather Locklear. Jillian and her husband, Grant, are expecting a baby daughter in July and told In Touch that they are "choosing between three "R" names". Breath-holding starts ...now. Just...

June 14, 2007: Jennifer Aniston Adopting?
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OK! Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Aniston, who turned 38 this year, is "seriously considering adopting a baby". Inspired by her friend, Sheryl Crow, who just adopted son Wyatt, Jennifer has reportedly met with the same adoption agency. A source told OK! "The process is 100% started" and that Jennifer hopes to adopt "a baby...

June 14, 2007: Katie Holmes Succumbs To the Mom Shag
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Katie Holmes' long locks have gone the way of many a mom's impractical mane, into the trash alongside the body glitter and $2 Happy Hour. Katie is now sporting the chic style of her BFF Victoria Beckham, the mom shag. (The Mag! The Shmom!) Katie, having just wrapped filming on her movie Mad Money in...

June 14, 2007: Celebrity Babies R Us: Today's Hot FameCrawler Posts
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Please to enjoy some top headlines from our partner FameCrawler in convenient list form: Heard on the Street: Naomi Watts in Cute Top: Let's exercise our Patriot Act rights and listen in on a phone call between Naomi and her BFF Nicole. Harry Connick Jr. Makes Good Babies. His music? Eh . But his daughters?...

June 13, 2007: K-Fed Spawns Again?
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OMG...can't someone take Kevin Federline to the vet and get his ass neutered already? The word on the street is that Shar Jackson is 7 weeks preggo with K-Feds fifth (?) child and she's hoping it will bring them all back together as a family. Um...WHY? Source

June 13, 2007: Anne Heche Loses Custody of Son
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It looks like Anne Heche's estranged husband, Coley Laffoon, has been awarded full custody of the couple's five-year-old son, Homer. Anne was granted bi-monthly visitation rights and ordered to pay child support to Coley, who is currently receiving $19,000 monthly from Anne. Coley, a freelance videographer, had been hoping to up that to $33,000 a...

June 13, 2007: Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Expecting?
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Oh, the interweb is abuzz with rumors that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting a new little 'Fleck! Jennifer, who just turned 35, was reportedly seen leaving a doctor's office yesterday sporting a clearly visible baby bump. Also, someone else's shirt. The couple are said to be "thrilled" with the news. Jennifer is obviously...

June 13, 2007: Celebrity Babies R Us: Today's Hot FameCrawler Posts
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Please to enjoy some top headlines from our partner FameCrawler in convenient list form!: Jenny McCarthy's Crazy is Better than Travolta's. Jenny McCarthy, whom I've seen naked, and her son Evan were seen catching a flight at LAX. Evan, who is autistic, was the inspiration for McCarthy writing a book on the subject. Jamie Lee...

June 12, 2007: Angelina Jolie's Hoo-Ha Gets Its Own SAG Card
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While filming the birth scene in her upcoming movie, A Mighty Heart, Angelina Jolie took the opportunity to remind us that her vagina is a delicate flower. Reportedly, in order to make the scene look realistic director Michael Winterbottom had to guide Angelina through the scene, since who better to describe birth to a woman...

June 12, 2007: Celebrity Babies R Us: Today's Hot FameCrawler Posts
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Please to enjoy some top headlines from our partner FameCrawler in convenient list form!: She Said "Call Me Crazy" and the Judge Agreed: Anne Heche Loses Custody of Son. A judge has ruled against Anne Heche and awarded physical custody of their five-year-old son, Homer to her estranged husband Coley Laffoon. Liev Makes Naomi An...

June 8, 2007: The First Clear Photos of Britney Spears with Jayden Jaymes
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The child does exist! Jayden James was out with his mama ...and Britney Spears. (I kid!) It is actually very nice to see Britney spending time with her boys. Jayden and Sean (from the left to the right) seem like two fat and happy munckins. With wedgies. One more pic after the jump.

June 7, 2007: Isla Fisher Finally States the Obvious
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Borat "made a romance"! After what feels like 100 years of speculation, Isla Fisher has finally admitted that she is indeed carrying Sacha Baron Cohen's offspring and is due this Winter. Isla said at Sunday's MTV Movie Awards: "I’m pregnant and I feel great. I’m really excited about being a mom.” Honestly, though, last week's...

June 7, 2007: Celebrity Babies R Us: Today's Hot FameCrawler Posts
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Some top headlines from our partner FameCrawler for your reading enjoyment in convenient list form!: Mel B. is a Better Dancer and Less Skanky Than That Dirty Whore Heather Mills. Sky news is spreading the word that single mom/wronged woman/former Spice Girl Mel B. is going to be on the next season of best show...

June 6, 2007: Princess Di's Sons Beg For Mercy From Network
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Princess Di's sons, William and Harry, asked Channel 4 "Would you like to see your mom dying on TV?". Apparently, the answer from the network was a shoulder shrug and a "sure, if it paid well". Despite a year of begging the network not to air explicit and gruesome photos of Princess Di in her...

June 6, 2007: Celebrity Babies R Us: Today's Hot FameCrawler Posts
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Some top headlines from our partner FameCrawler for your reading enjoyment in convenient list form!: Bridget Moynahan's Baby Shower Didn't Have To Make Room For Daddy. Bridget Moynahan, pregnant with the child of ex-tool Tom Brady, had her baby shower in L.A. on Saturday. Winehouse Wednesday: Betting on Brooke Hogan. With a nod to Amy...

June 5, 2007: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Want One In Every Color
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Angelina Jolie's adoptilogical clock is ticking! Best get to work on hiring that fifth nanny! (Yes, they really do have a nanny per child. They're just like us, indeed.) Reports have leaked from the Czech Republic that Brangelina are expanding their rainbow family once again. After Angelina's recent insinuations that she would be having another...

June 5, 2007: Dina Lohan Moves On To Exploiting Her Other Cash Cows Kids
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You MUST be joking. Word on the interweb is that while a cocaine addicted Lindsay Lohan sits in rehab, Dina Lohan - aka The Bestest Mother Ever, is busy cutting a deal for her own TV show. The New York Post is reporting that Dina is in talks to do a reality show with E!...

June 5, 2007: Celebrity Babies R Us: Today's Hot FameCrawler Posts
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Some top headlines from our partner FameCrawler for your reading enjoyment, now in convenient list form!: Metallica Spawn: Enter Sandbaby: Lars Ulrich and actress Connie Nielsen had a rockin' baby boy, Bryce Thadeus Ulrich-Nielsen on Monday, May 21st, in San Francisco. Nichole Richie Pregnant? Why?: Nichole Richie may be pregnant. Or she's still digesting her...

June 1, 2007: Pamela Anderson To Kids: "When a Man and a Woman and a Camera Love Each Other..."
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Well, this is a good old fashioned case of 'bite ya in the ass'. Literally! Pamela Anderson was forced to out her and Tommy Lee's 90's sex tape to her two sons, Brandon and Dylan, before they saw it referenced in Borat. Pamela sat down with her sons to watch Borat and that is when...

May 21, 2007: Do I Look Like My Mom?
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Once upon a time, before their nose jobs and Botox, these moms were just babes themselves. We dug up some childhood pictures of a few of our favorites to see how much these moms resembled their kids before their transformations. Mother: Angelina Jolie Child (pictured): Shiloh Nouvelle

May 18, 2007: Denise Richards' Emotional Interview in OK! Magazine
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Denise Richards opens up in this week's issue of OK! Magazine (Hello in the U.K.) about her guilt over her failed reconciliation with Charlie Sheen, her mother's illness, how Sam and Lola's personalities differ, and why the rumors hurt. Interview excerpts and pictures of Denise and her munchkins hanging at home after the jump...

May 16, 2007: You Look Good In Those Genes!
Comments: 41 | Categories: Celebrity Babies
Apple Martin, 3 - daughter of Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow While all the babes in Hollywood land are pretty adorable, you have to admit there are a few that are so ridiculously cute, you want to put them in your pocket so that you can peek at them all day. Of the following, who...

May 14, 2007: Are the Travoltas Ignoring Their Son's Autism?
Comments: 44 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Is Scientology preventing John Travolta and Kelly Preston from acknowledging their son, Jett, 14, has autism? Reportedly, the Scientology couple will not publicly admit that their son is afflicted with this condition, as it would label him a "degraded being" that brought his affliction onto himself, according to the doctrine of Scientology. A Florida neighbor...

May 11, 2007: Friday Eye Candy: Who's Your Daddy?
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Trading in Playmates for playgrounds, and night clubs for night feedings, here are some of our favorite Hollywood Dads that have gone from playboy to pushover. Brad Pitt

May 9, 2007: Scandalous Pregnancies We Can't Forget
Comments: 28 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Everyone agrees that a baby on the way is a beautiful thing. But, some Hollywood pregnancies have been surrounded by less-than-ideal circumstances. Breakups, DNA tests, divorce: some celeb pregnancies had it all. Here are some of the most infamous:

May 7, 2007: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Will Deliver Big Ratings for "The View" This November
Comments: 24 | Categories: Celebrity Babies , TV
Elisabeth Hasselbeck announced last week that she and husband Tim are expecting their second child in November, "just in time for sweeps" as Barbara Walters noted. And now The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that ABC has offered Elisabeth a "nice little bonus" to ensure her speedy return to the show, which suggests the network hopes...

May 5, 2007: Guess the Celeb Mom: Revealed! On Frisaturday!
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Sorry the Celeb Mom Reveal wasn't up on Friday everybody! It's just I'm so free spirited, I refuse to conform to the human construct of time. Friday, Saturday. Isn't it all just love in the end? Or maybe I had a little too much sake yesterday and forgot. Anyway. The headless mama IS.... Angie Harmon...

May 4, 2007: Katie Holmes "Runs the Show"
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Forget what you've heard about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes! Close family friend, Jada Pinkett Smith, sets the record straight with People. Make no mistake about it, Katie is a "tigress" that is ready to do battle with "anyone who messes with her family".

May 3, 2007: All Apologies, But I Don't Want Your Old Shirts. Sorry.
Comments: 16 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
According to CNN.com, Courtney Love will be selling all of late husband Kurt Cobain's possessions, save for "[a] sweater, a guitar and the lyrics to (Smells Like) Teen Spirit," which will go to Frances Bean, 14, Kurt and Courtney's daughter.

May 2, 2007: Angelina Jolie Won't Accept Jennifer Aniston's Adoption Congrats
Comments: 31 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Angie is feisty! Reportedly, Jennifer Aniston sent a care package to Brad welcoming Pax Thien, 3, the newest addition to the Jolie-Pitt family. Books, games, and "a nice congratulatory card" were included. And Angie was not happy. Full story after the jump...

May 1, 2007: Guess the Celebrity
Comments: 45 | Categories: Celebrity Babies , Guess the Celeb
Do you know who this famous mom is? Guess in the comments (please without Google references) and we shall reveal on Friday!

April 30, 2007: Rumor: Katie Has Had Enough of Grandma Cruise
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Does Tom Cruise doubt that Katie Holmes can take care of Suri, 1, by herself? First, Katie learned that Tom wants her to take Scientology "Mommy Classes". Now, she's discovered that Suri's live-in grandma of the last six months, Mary Lee, is a permanent arrangement. Katie has reportedly "had enough" of her mother-in-law living with...

April 27, 2007: Guess the Celebrity: Revealed!
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It's time to reveal the answers to this week's two rounds of Celeb Trivia. Please hold your applause. First, the faceless mama and child are...... Calista Flockhart and her son, Liam! Congrats to the guessalicious Kim, Katie, Sarah, Michelle Nicole, Helena, Alyssa, DDM, Maggie, and Jayden Elizabeth. And an extra shout out to Danny for...

April 27, 2007: Celebrity Photo Shoot Round-Up
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Want to see this month's hottest photo shoots? Let's just say, these chicks clean up damn well.

April 26, 2007: Jenny McCarthy Reveals That Her Son Has Autism
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Sadly, Jenny McCarthy’s four year-old son, Evan, has been diagnosed with autism. The comic revealed that she has written a memoir about her quest to help her son, called Louder than Words: A Mother’s Journey In Healing Autism. “It’s a heartbreaking story about a serious health issue,” Jenny tells In Touch. It’s quite serious, profound...

April 26, 2007: Britney To Write Tell All?
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Britney arriving at Parc in Hollywood last week Britney Spears is hurt and angry and she wants the world to know! Reportedly, Brit's penning a tell-all and is determined to dish every last bit of dirt on those she feels "did me wrong", including Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, and her mom, Lynne. Word on the...

April 25, 2007: Test Your Celebrity Mom IQ
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Ok, y'all. You have properly shamed me. You are some die-hard celebrity-knowing bad mammer jammers. Last week's answer is (hangs head), as you know, Kim Fields! She is pregnant! Due in May! And you heard it here eleventh! Congrats to Jennifer, Susan, Tracy, The Muse, Meghan, Lola, SweetDiva, Amy, Amaria, Maureen, Amanda, Michelle Nicole Brown,...

April 24, 2007: Divorced Parenting: Hollywood Style
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Acrimonious Hollywood divorces are so last year. Splitting up while staying together is what's hot now. Which former couple do you think is doing the best job of parenting after a split? Pam & Tommy The rest of the choices after the jump!

April 23, 2007: Guess the Celeb Mama!
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Can you guess the celeb mama and child? Post your guess(es) in the comments... The Answer on Friday! P.S. - No linking of the answer in the comments pleez. That makes the Mamapoppers angry and we pinch.

April 23, 2007: Is Britney Bored With Being a Mom?
Comments: 35 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
The latest issue of OK! Magazine claims that Britney is dumping her two sons, Sean Preston, 19 months and Jayden James, 7 months, off on Kevin Federline, only seeing them every other weekend. And on Easter Sunday, she had to cut out early on the Easter Egg Hunt to go shopping. An accompanying poll shows...

April 20, 2007: "Guess the Famous Mom" Answered!
Comments: 0 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , Guess the Celeb
And Wednesday's headless mama is..... CINDY CRAWFORD! Congrats to Lola, Sarah, RebeccaB, landroverdisco, Erin, Laura, and Jan for being Righty McRightypants! Look for another rousing round of "Guess the Famous Mom" on Monday!

April 20, 2007: Frances Bean Cobain is a Teenager?
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April 5th was the 13th anniversary of the death of Kurt Cobain, which got me thinking a lot about his little girl, Frances Bean. Then it occurred to me that she probably isn't very little anymore, even though I've always envisioned her as that adorable saucer-eyed toddler. Born August 18, 1992, Frances Bean is all...

April 20, 2007: Test Your Celebrity Mom IQ
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Before I give you this week's question, let me announce the winners from last week's (super hard) question (because apparently it was on some show called Oprah. Whatever). Which celebrity mom went into labor the night of the Oscars and had to wrap herself in a tablecloth? D. Holly Robinson-Peete is the answer! Congrats to...

April 19, 2007: Celebs Without Makeup: What Do They REALLY Look Like?
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Sara Evans Dark circles got you down? Enlarged pores making you cringe? All out of milk for your Cocoa Puffs? Well, I can't help you with the last one, but I can at least let you in on what celebs really look like. This site was so deliciously refreshing last week, it's only fair we...

April 18, 2007: Larry Birkhead and Dannielynn
Comments: 22 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Larry Birkhead posed with his daughter, Dannielynn, for OK! Magazine. It only took him about four seconds to cash in. Nice. She is muy adorable though, no? My heart feels a little melty looking at her.

April 18, 2007: Guess the Famous Celeb Mom!
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Can you guess who this famous mom is? Cast your vote and we'll answer on Friday!

April 17, 2007: Celeb Moms: They're Almost Slightly Just Like Us!
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It seems to those of us on the outside looking in that celebrity moms have it all. We sometimes forget that the commonalities of motherhood have nothing to do with money or nannies or private jets. So, every week we'll be highlighting a couple of brave celeb moms who have gotten naked and bared it...

April 16, 2007: Mel B Is Not Happy
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Former Spice Girl Melanie B is allegedly "distraught" that she "had to subject" her 10-day-old daughter, Fortuna Daphne Bay, to DNA testing in order to prove that Eddie Murphy is the baby's father. "She can't believe that it's come to this and that Eddie hasn't just admitted that the child is his. This last week...

April 13, 2007: Is Brad Pitt Raising Shiloh Alone?
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Buzz of Angelina Jolie's alleged less than maternal instincts toward her 10-month-old daughter, Shiloh, have been widely reported since as far back as her birth. I, for one, will never be able to forget this quote of Angie's:

April 13, 2007: Keri Russell Talks about Her Pregnancy
Comments: 3 | Categories: Celeb News , Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , TV
TVguide.com has a nice little interview with soon-to-be-Scrubs-guest-star and mom-to-be Keri Russell (forever referred to as "Felicity" by me and my husband because we won't let the memory of that wonderful show go by calling her by her real name). (sorry, sweetie, for telling the Internet that you miss Felicity) (and in particular Javier's exquisite...

April 12, 2007: Like Mother, Like Daughter
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Let's start off this new Mamapop weekly feature with one of my favorite mother-daughter duos: Blythe Danner and Gwyneth Paltrow My "interview" with Blythe and her daughter after the jump...

April 10, 2007: Dannielynn DNA Results Open Thread
Comments: 58 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , Open Threads
Today's the day! Click over to comments for coverage as the news of Dannielynn's paternity is announced... EDIT: Its now being reported that the announcement will take place at 2:30PM today. Be here later today for all the news and discussion you can stand! :)

April 10, 2007: Test Your Celebrity Mom IQ
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Do you know who named their baby Apple? Do you know which desperate housewife just had twin girls? Well, of course you do! But, how well do you really know the mamas of Hollywood? Let's put your knowledge to the test with little known facts and find out. Starting with: Which celebrity mom went into...

April 9, 2007: Dannielynn and Larry Birkhead DNA Results Open Thread Tomorrow
Comments: 0 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies , News , Open Threads
An open thread will be up tomorrow morning to discuss the DNA announcement as it unfolds at an undisclosed time in a Bahamian court. It's hard to believe we'll finally know the answer to the last month's burning question: Is Larry Birkhead Dannielynn's father?

April 9, 2007: Hollywood's Mini Me's
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Angelina Jolie and Shiloh Notorious for being narcissists, I'm sure that celebs are tickled when they create tiny replicas of themselves in their children. Although most of them must pray "please don't let the baby have my old nose". Some of our favorite celeb Mini Me tots after the jump...

April 6, 2007: Celeb Moms Over 40: Can You Guess Who They Are?
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Marcia Cross had twins at 44 years old. It seems like more and more celebrity moms are defying the odds and having babies in their 40's. Whether it involves donor eggs, IVF, or a good old-fashioned tickle fight and a bottle of wine, there's no doubt these are blessed mamas. More celeb moms over 40...

April 5, 2007: Mariah Carey To Adopt?
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Is Mariah Carey planning to adopt?

April 4, 2007: Celebrity Nannies: Blessing or Curse?
Comments: 12 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Bruce Willis & Demi Moore had four at once. Jude Law slept with his. Robin Williams ended up marrying his. Madonna recently had to stop hers from telling all. Britney Spears got nude in front of hers. Tom Cruise is said to have the most iron-clad confidentiality agreements with his. Noel Gallagher and Patsy Kensit...

April 3, 2007: Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown Has Baby Girl!
Comments: 2 | Categories: Celebrities , Celebrity Babies
Melanie Brown gave birth to her new daughter early this morning at St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica. The yet to be named "Baby Brown" weighed in at 5 lbs., 4 oz. and is said to be "completely healthy with a full head of hair". In probably the most ironic of ironies, the new baby...

April 3, 2007: A Day In The Life Of Posh
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If you've ever wondered what it might be like to be famous, this recent video of poor Victoria Beckham attempting family time at Disneyland should give you some idea. Trust me, you're going to want to punch someone. (CLICK PHOTO FOR TMZ VIDEO) I was at Disneyland just last weekend and I can tell you...

April 2, 2007: Howard K. Stern's Appeal Gets Smacked Down
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The saga continues!

April 2, 2007: Larry Birkhead's Attorney Is Super Reasonable
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Larry Birkhead's former attorney, Debra Opri, who until two weeks ago represented Larry in his paternity suit for custody of Dannielynn Smith, submitted her final bill to Birkhead on Saturday. Totaling $620,492.84, the 112-page bill included some outrageous charges such as:

April 1, 2007: Sunday Driveby: The Week In Gossip
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Britney Spears joins the Pussycat Dolls! Jennifer Lopez makes fans cringe over Marc Anthony. Howard K. Stern gets creepier. Nicole Kidman shocks and amazes by being seen with her kids. US Magazine has it in for Angelina Jolie? (thanks to reader Tere!) Salma Hayek is getting cranky. Jenna Jameson looks terrifying. Angelina Jolie's new son's...

March 30, 2007: Rumor: P-Did He?
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Has Diddy been busy? Rumors have been floating around that Diddy is the father of Danity Kane group member Aubrey O'Day's baby. According to the Bad Boy insider, whispers of an Aubrey pregnancy have been widespread among the Bad Boy staff.

March 30, 2007: Rumor: Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher Expecting A Baby?
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Looks like Borat finally "made a romance"! Life & Style is reporting that Sacha Baron Cohen and his fiancee, Isla Fisher are expecting a baby. Sacha Baron Cohen and his Australian fiancee Isla Fisher are set to become first-time parents after blurting out the exciting news at a Los Angeles bar. The couple made a...

March 29, 2007: Randy Spelling Is Just Like You, Just Very Very Rich
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Randy Spelling, spawn of TV mogul Aaron Spelling, along with his buddies Sean Stewart (son of Rod and Alana) and Dave Weintraub (Randy and Sean's former manager), is trusting that his new reality show, "Sons of Hollywood", will convince viewers that they are just regular guys. I think there's a huge misconception that comes from...

March 28, 2007: Celeb Pregnancy Bodies: How Do They Do It?
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Heidi Klum - SIX WEEKS after giving birth. Ever wonder how new celebrity moms seem to snap right back into shape? They claim everything from 'belly dancing" to "diet Red Bull" and my personal favorite "chasing a toddler". But, what are they really doing? Click for before and after pics of some of Hollywood's hot...

March 27, 2007: Nicole Kidman Is Pregnant!
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Woman's Day just released the news that Nicole Kidman and her husband, Keith Urban are expecting! "Nicole and Keith are having a baby," reveals an overjoyed friend. "They've been riding on clouds since they got the news. Nicole's been hoping for this since the day they got married. Everyone knows how she's been aching to...

March 27, 2007: Reminder: American Idol Open Thread Tonight + New MamaPop Poll!
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AI fans, how long can Sanjaya's bizarre reign continue? Tune in tonight, starting at 8pm EST, to see the horrors Sanjaya's hair stylist hath wrought, and wonder at America's taste and/or the power of Vote For The Worst. We also have a brand spankin' new MamaPop poll available for your voting pleasure: Is Larry Birkhead...

March 21, 2007: Salma Hayek Is Bountiful
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Salma Hayek looked positively gorgeous when she spoke at her friend, Vanessa Willliams', Walk of Fame ceremony yesterday. Thus, further disproving my claim that all pregnant women inevitably look like their fathers with wigs on. But... (ahem)...I guess that was just me. Click for one more pic of the Salmeister.

March 19, 2007: Poll Dancing
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So, how about we start the week with a poll of the "Who's Next" variety? Who do you think is going to be next to announce their pregnancy? A. Demi Moore Click for more choices. And some suspicious baby bumps...

March 15, 2007: Angelina and Brad Adopt Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt!
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Angelina Jolie completed the adoption process this morning and arrived with her son, Maddox, at the Vietnamese Tam Binh Orphanage to pick up the new addition to their family, three-year-old Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt. Pax reportedly cried during the official adoption ceremony while his newly adoptive mother soothed him in Vietnamese. Click for more details about...

March 14, 2007: Perfect Little Family Alert!
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Brooke Burke and David Charvet were ecstatically out and about in Santa Monica Tuesday with their two-month-old daughter, Heaven Rain. More pics of Brooke looking exactly like I didn't two months postpartum after the jump.

March 13, 2007: Bridget Moynahan's Baby Bump!
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Bridget Moynahan makes pregnancy look hot. Here she is at the L.A. International Airport on Monday. When asked how she and the baby are doing, she happily responded "We're doing great!". You heard it here first - they're great! More pics of Bridget and her pregalicious bod after the jump.

March 13, 2007: Paul McCartney Pays $56 Million To Obtain Shared Custody of Daughter
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Paul McCartney has agreed to pay Heather Mills $56 million in order to put an end to their messy divorce proceedings in which Mills was seeking full custody of their 3-year-old daughter, Beatrice. Just in case you were wondering, for Heather this works out to about $32,277 for every day of their marriage. Slightly less...

March 12, 2007: K-Fed Pitches Single Dad Reality Show
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According to the National Enquirer, Kevin Federline is pitching a new reality show that showcases him parenting his infant and toddler sons, Jayden James and Sean Preston, by himself while their pop star mama is in rehab. "Kevin is ready for his second 15 minutes of fame," says one source. "This time he wants to...

March 7, 2007: I'm with Team Stupid
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Okay, popculture fans: we gotta talk for a sec. The constant TEAM SOMETHING and TEAM OTHERTHING? Done. Stop it. Okay, so maybe a couple weeks ago I was very seriously wishing I owned a TEAM FEDERLINE t-shirt, but then...you know, that whole hot mess stopped being funny and now I'm just solidly on TEAM WON'T...

March 5, 2007: Even celebrity parents need help with bedtime
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A feature in Sunday's New York Times highlights several Hollywood "baby consultants" who advise celebrity parents on everything from potty-training to managing picky eaters. Firms like Sleepy Planet (whose clients include Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor) and The Hair Whisperer (specializing in "lice-related house calls"), and mommy-and-me groups such as Babies First Class and Babygroup...

March 5, 2007: Even celebrity parents need help with bedtime
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A feature in Sunday's New York Times highlights several Hollywood "baby consultants" who advise celebrity parents on everything from potty-training to managing picky eaters. Firms like Sleepy Planet (whose clients include Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor) and The Hair Whisperer (specializing in "lice-related house calls"), and mommy-and-me groups such as Babies First Class and Babygroup...