I know, I know: Cindy Crawford was having babies way back before some of the current crop of model mamas were even born. So it's not like procreative models are anything new. But still: it seems like a lot of them are popping out progeny these days. I mean, Adriana Lima popped one just this weekend. And Karolina Kurokova popped one two weeks ago.
One of the two Ohio police chiefs charged with trying to sell the personal belongings of the surrogate that Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick used goes on trial this week. Martin's Ferry Chief of Police Barry P. Carpenter is charged with burglary, receiving stolen property and tampering with evidence.
So have you seen that episode in season two of The Flight Of The Conchords, the one with the lost epileptic dog, where Mel, the Conchords' megafan, imagines what the offspring of Bret and Jemaine - should they ever decide to couple up and procreate - would look like? And it's like a tiny little bearded and bespectacled Jebret. Or Bremaine. Or whatever you want to call it, that's not the point. It's just that it's hysterical.
It also has very little to do with the fact that Bret McKenziejust did, in real life, have a baby, but whatever. Lead-ins are lead-ins.
Jayden James and Sean Preston arrive in Melbourne Australia to meet up with Mom Britney Spears. They arrived with Britney's boyfriend Jason Trawick and bodyguards.
They're getting so big! At 3 and 4 years of age, you'd think they'd also be getting heavy - I know I couldn't carry around my kids at that age. Course, I was never chased around by paps and afraid to let my kids down to walk, either.
I wonder what Mama Brit-Brit thinks about K-Fed producing yet another child?
More pictures of the boys after the jump.
Being one of the Canadian minority here on MamaPop, I feel that I am uniquely suited to talk about Céline Dion and how deeply apologetic a good number of us northerners feel that we allowed her and her saccharine brand of wailing celebrity to grow to prominence. Her fertility woes leave me feeling conflicted, though, because now I feel like I have to be nicer about her talent, which is really hard, because we Canadians have had to hear a lot more of her than anyone else, and my ears, they have suffered TWENTY YEARS of violation.
Personal conflict aside, though, it is sad to hear that Céline Dion's in vitro pregnancy has failed after she, 41, and her husband René Angélil, 67, made an excited announcement in August that she was pregnant with their second child.
Tiffani Thiessen is having a baby, and I badly wanted to make a joke relating it somehow to Screech but, you know, nothing about Screech - or Saved By The Bell, for that matter - was ever funny in the first place, so where do you go from there? Screech sex tape jokes? That's too much of a reach, and even then: EWW.
It is nasty custody fight week here on Mamapop. Yesterday, Levi Johnston, baby daddy to Sarah Palin's grandson and current Playgirl centerfold, indicated he is planning on filing for joint custody of his baby with Bristol Palin, Tripp.
Sandra Bullock and her husband, Jesse James, of Monster Garage fame, are battling with his ex-wife over custody of his 5-year-old daughter, Sunny Lee James. He was granted custody when Sunny's mom, former adult film actress Janine Lindemulder, was imprisoned for tax evasion earlier this year. She's out, and wants visitation.
Debbie Rowe, the "mother" (oh yes I put that in air-quotes yes I did) to Prince Michael and Paris is returning to court after talks with Katherine Jackson have failed to produce any visitation in the last 4 months. Pffft. Like she wants to actually visit her precious little dollar signs.
Heidi and Spencer Pratt, aka Speidi, are one of two of the greatest traffic accidents going on reality television these days, and by "traffic accident", I mean that I love to watch The Hills just to see if Spencer is still wearing that completely ridiculous, oversized cowboy hat and if Heidi will invite the neighbour kid, Enzo, over for Spencer to throw golf balls at again.
It all just goes too far, though, when they are hybridized with reality television's other greatest traffic accident, Jon and Kate Gosselin.