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Five Things That Tell The World You're No Longer Cool

Okay, just one: you throw a SpongeBob Squarepants party.

No, I don't care if it was for your one year old, Ashlee and Pete. The kid turned ONE. He doesn't know his Squarepants from his Huggies.

Celebs and Their Kids Dance It Up with Yooooooooooo Gabba Gabba!

Christina Aguilera, Snoop Dogg, Taylor Hanson and Travis Barker hung out with the cast of Yo Gabba Gabba! in LA this weekend for their live performance, “There’s A Party In My City."

Spencer & Heidi: Name the Married Liars' Baby!

I know you're as sick of Speidi as I am, but bear with me.  So Spencer Pratt revealed this week that he went and saw a doctor about a vasectomy.  Without telling Heidi. But wait, she's just as bad:

Can We All Leave Suri Cruise's High Heels Alone?

I realize this isn't the popular opinion at the moment, but when Suri Cruise was captured wearing high heels on the set of her Dad's new movie, the world pointed and said "OH MY GOD THAT CAN'T BE GOOD FOR HER LITTLE SPINE!"

Really people?

Oh, Hai! Moddles Can Has Babeez!

I know, I know: Cindy Crawford was having babies way back before some of the current crop of model mamas were even born. So it's not like procreative models are anything new. But still: it seems like a lot of them are popping out progeny these days. I mean, Adriana Lima popped one just this weekend. And Karolina Kurokova popped one two weeks ago. 

Burglary Trial Begins In Sarah Jessica Parker's Surrogate Case

One of the two Ohio police chiefs charged with trying to sell the personal belongings of the surrogate that Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick used goes on trial this week.  Martin's Ferry Chief of Police Barry P. Carpenter is charged with burglary, receiving stolen property and tampering with evidence.

Flight Of The Conchords, Baby

So have you seen that episode in season two of The Flight Of The Conchords, the one with the lost epileptic dog, where Mel, the Conchords' megafan, imagines what the offspring of Bret and Jemaine - should they ever decide to couple up and procreate - would look like? And it's like a tiny little bearded and bespectacled Jebret. Or Bremaine. Or whatever you want to call it, that's not the point. It's just that it's hysterical.

It also has very little to do with the fact that Bret McKenziejust did, in real life, have a baby, but whatever. Lead-ins are lead-ins.

Britney and Her Boys in Australia

Jayden James and Sean Preston arrive in Melbourne Australia to meet up with Mom Britney Spears.  They arrived with Britney's boyfriend Jason Trawick and bodyguards.

They're getting so big!  At 3 and 4 years of age, you'd think they'd also be getting heavy - I know I couldn't carry around my kids at that age.  Course, I was never chased around by paps and afraid to let my kids down to walk, either.

I wonder what Mama Brit-Brit thinks about K-Fed producing yet another child?

More pictures of the boys after the jump.

Céline Dion's In Vitro Second Pregnancy Did Not Take

Being one of the Canadian minority here on MamaPop, I feel that I am uniquely suited to talk about Céline Dion and how deeply apologetic a good number of us northerners feel that we allowed her and her saccharine brand of wailing celebrity to grow to prominence. Her fertility woes leave me feeling conflicted, though, because now I feel like I have to be nicer about her talent, which is really hard, because we Canadians have had to hear a lot more of her than anyone else, and my ears, they have suffered TWENTY YEARS of violation.

Personal conflict aside, though, it is sad to hear that Céline Dion's in vitro pregnancy has failed after she, 41, and her husband René Angélil, 67, made an excited announcement in August that she was pregnant with their second child.

Who's Baby Is This?

Who's the baby with the unfortunate hairz?

And why would her Mama do this?

Miss J Alexander Is A Daddy!

Miss J is an institution over on America's Next Top Model, and for good reason. He's FABULOUS. And in the latest episode of the Tyra Banks Show, he sealed the deal on his fabulousness by revealing that he is, in fact, a daddy. Squee!

Tiffani Thiessen Is Having A Baby And I Can't Think Of A Single Damn Joke To Tell About It

Tiffani Thiessen is having a baby, and I badly wanted to make a joke relating it somehow to Screech but, you know, nothing about Screech - or Saved By The Bell, for that matter - was ever funny in the first place, so where do you go from there? Screech sex tape jokes? That's too much of a reach, and even then: EWW.

Levi Johnston to File for Joint Custody

It is nasty custody fight week here on Mamapop.  Yesterday, Levi Johnston, baby daddy to Sarah Palin's grandson and current Playgirl centerfold, indicated he is planning on filing for joint custody of his baby with Bristol Palin, Tripp.

Sarah Jessica Parker Speaks For None Of Us

Remind me to never to eat the cupcakes at Sarah Jessica Parker's house, because, seriously, when she says shit like this:

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James In Messy Custody Fight

Sandra Bullock and her husband, Jesse James, of Monster Garage fame, are battling with his ex-wife over custody of his 5-year-old daughter, Sunny Lee James.  He was granted custody when Sunny's mom, former adult film actress Janine Lindemulder, was imprisoned for tax evasion earlier this year.  She's out, and wants visitation.

Michael Jackson's Children: More Questions Than Answers

Debbie Rowe, the "mother" (oh yes I put that in air-quotes yes I did) to Prince Michael and Paris is returning to court after talks with Katherine Jackson have failed to produce any visitation in the last 4 months.  Pffft.  Like she wants to actually visit her precious little dollar signs.

Speidi Transmogrify Themselves Into Jon & Kate Gosselin: How to Make Me Lose My Faith in Humanity in One Easy Step

Heidi and Spencer Pratt, aka Speidi, are one of two of the greatest traffic accidents going on reality television these days, and by "traffic accident", I mean that I love to watch The Hills just to see if Spencer is still wearing that completely ridiculous, oversized cowboy hat and if Heidi will invite the neighbour kid, Enzo, over for Spencer to throw golf balls at again.

It all just goes too far, though, when they are hybridized with reality television's other greatest traffic accident, Jon and Kate Gosselin.