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Hold On, I’m Getting To the Point of This Entry

Please sit down people, because this one is going to shock you.

Are you sitting down? Good, you should be sitting down, because – wait a sec. My feed reader just updated.

Never mind that other thing.  Check out Jessica Biel, that champion of modern badonkadonk.  She's classy.  But she's not the point of this entry.  Oh my God, guys, you’re not going to believe what I just found out.

Gwyneth Paltrow Builds a Huge Freaking House

I just love watching rich people spend money. Especially when one of those rich people is a millionaire musician who lives an ironic life chastising others for their materialism while simultaneously wearing the jankiest of Hot Topic arm bands on his jacket.

But you already know that I think Coldplay sucks. 

Paltrow and husband Chris Martin recently purchased the house next door to their grand British home and the submitted plans show the result will be a 33-room super-mansion. 

Being On Top of Marilyn Monroe is Still an Option

I know that your own burial arrangements probably aren't what you were thinking about working on this morning, but this is a once in a life time opportunity: YOU could be entombed right above Marilyn Monroe!

This unique opening is made possible by the widow of the corpse that was formerly interred directly above Marilyn Monroe and the magic of eBay.

As of 10:00 am EST the current bid is $4,601,900.00.

The More You Know: Surprise! Pete Doherty's House Is Just As Big Of A Mess As He Is

I guess this isn't terribly surprising really, though it's certainly a bit shocking: Pete Doherty, aka our generations poor excuse for a Keith Richards, recently proved just how little sense he has by letting an MTV camera crew into his dilapadated crack house of a home. Hilarity does not ensue.

Neverland Nevermore

Sycamore Valley Ranch Company LLC, a Delaware-based company bought Neverland Ranch, Michael Jackson's creepy amusement park/estate/house of horrors for $35 million dollars.

Damn. That ought to cover a lot of legal fees.

Then again, he may need the extra cash for legal fees. Since the Neverland is reportedly worth 24.5 million and he sold it for $10 million more than that and it looks like Jackson might have some interest in Sycamore Valley Ranch Company. Some reports say he gave the ranch to the company. Like most things about Michael Jackson this story makes no sense.

Kidman Buys Home Near Cruise Brainwashing Compound

Every time I see a candid photo of Nicole Kidman I think she looks too skinny and a little bit nuts. And then I watch one of her movies -- we Netflixed Fur this weekend and holy hand grenades it was good -- and watching her work reminds me that who cares if she dresses like a robot, she's a brilliant actor.

However, no one has been able to satisfactorily explain to me why she married Tom Cruise. Fact is, though, that no matter how grateful she may be to have moved on to a lovely new marriage, the kids she adopted with Cruise, Isabella and Conner, will tie her to Cruise forever. So, being the reasonable sort, she and husband Keith Urban bought a $7 million pad in the Brentwood section of L.A., just down the street from Xenu's favorite little warrior and his hostages. I mean, Tom, Katie, and Suri.

Photos of the new Kidman/Urban property after the jump.