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What The Hell Is Leighton Meester Wearing?

First off, Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester apparently has a music career? Why is that happening? Second, please explain this outfit:

Oh, Hai! Moddles Can Has Babeez!

I know, I know: Cindy Crawford was having babies way back before some of the current crop of model mamas were even born. So it's not like procreative models are anything new. But still: it seems like a lot of them are popping out progeny these days. I mean, Adriana Lima popped one just this weekend. And Karolina Kurokova popped one two weeks ago. 

Twilight: Three Wolf Moon

Oh man, now this shit's FUNNY.

Miss J Alexander Is A Daddy!

Miss J is an institution over on America's Next Top Model, and for good reason. He's FABULOUS. And in the latest episode of the Tyra Banks Show, he sealed the deal on his fabulousness by revealing that he is, in fact, a daddy. Squee!

Lady Gaga's Boots Arrive At LAX

This whole boot thing? STILL FUNNY, PEOPLE.

Rihanna: These Boots Weren't Made For Walking So Much As Precarious Teetering

Are you getting the sense that I kind of have a weird boot fixation/fetish going on? Yeah, me too. DON'T YOU JUDGE ME.

Demi Moore's December 2009 W Magazine Cover

I'll have what she's having. Including Ashton Kutcher. OH YOU WERE THINKING IT TOO.

Sienna Miller, Prince Of Thieves

Apparently hideous boots are all the rage, and not at all limited to the bundle of trainwreck-y bad choices that is one Lindsay Lohan. Just ask Sienna Miller!

Lindsay Lohan, The 80s Called. It Wants Its Boots Back

On Saturday, Lindsay Lohan took time out from her busy schedule of rehabbing and melting down to show off these, umm, boots? Yeah. I guess that's what they are. BOOTS.

Beyonce, What In God's Name Are You Wearing?

Talented, beautiful, and undeniably fabulous... So explain this outfit to me.

Tyra Banks, Please Step Away From The Fannypack

NO. Seriously? And it's designer? AS IF THAT MAKES IT OKAY.

Former *NSYNC Member, Joey Fatone, Has a Sense of Humor About Himself

Former baritone member of the famous boy band *NSYNC, Joey Fatone, 32, has a sense of humor about himself. This is brilliant, especially when so many once-wildly-popular people end up sounding like whiny children.

Want to know how we know he has a sense of humour about himself? Check out what's under the black bar over his t-shirt:

Is That an Animal Humping the Back of Your Head, or Are You Just Wearing a Kate Gosselin Halloween Wig?

Kate Gosselin. Love to hate her or hate to love her, she and her progeny toddled into the paparazzi's eye with Jon & Kate Plus 8, and Jon Gosselin's dramatically sweaty, slutty, and cheezily-wardrobed exit from their marriage and the show has done nothing but excite the flames of celebrity. Kate Gosselin's sweep across magazine covers, internet celebrity sites, and television talk shows has stamped her and her stiff carpet of hair into our collective memory so firmly that her image is now set to invade one of America's most sacred holidays, Halloween.

Courtney Love's Twitter Lawsuit Rolls On

Courtney Love's motion to dismiss her Twitter defamation lawsuit was denied earlier this week.  You remember this one right?

November Photoshoots aka We're Prettier Than You...And Richer Too

Not sure what you had planned in October (other than furiously refreshing here of course), but this is what the pretty people have been up to.  Photoshoots.  I have to say, it must be nice in the middle of a recession to make $30,000 to just show up and be photographed for a day. As a mom of an 8-year-old daughter who just got a camera for her birthday I know how it feels.  Except all I get are fun surprises like very bad angles of my ass.

But, I digress.  Without further ado I present you with The Pretty People In Pictures.  Lights, Camera, Airbrush!

An Open Letter To Ralph Lauren: Women Are Not Bratz Dolls

Dear Ralph Lauren:

There has been a great deal of press surrounding your ex-employee Fillipa Hamilton, the model who was photoshopped to a ridiculous degree and then summarily fired for being too fat. I have to wonder aloud why someone who is 5'10 and 120 pounds can ever be considered overweight, as a BMI of 17, which Ms. Hamilton has, is actually considered underweight. By a lot. But that's not the world of modeling, right? Of course not. I should just go about my business and let you fire women who dare to have even a modicum of realism to their figures. 

Bullshit.

Welcome To My Nightmares, Lady Gaga.

No, really. Make yourself right at home, Lady. Seems that you fit right in, what with, you know, the horrible massacres of Hello Kitty dolls and all.