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Edward! Stay Alive, No Matter What Occurs: WE WILL FIND YOU!

Our dear Edward, who was so unceremoniously vampnapped from the Sparklecorn Extravaganza, has managed to get word - and photographic evidence of his survival - to us by virtual carrier-bat! HE'S ALIVE!

And, apparently, still fully clothed. Which: thank god for indelible poster paint, because seriously, naked cardboard Edward, defiled by vampnappers? Would just be sad.

Okay, maybe a little bit hot. But mostly sad.

Comic "Female Force" Set to Feature Stephenie Meyer

I think it's a brilliant idea.

Meyer will be inked into legend for the second time (including her own Twilight series) in the Female Force comic series, an exclusive honor whose past inductees include Princess Diana and Oprah. 

The comic series tells the biographical journey of its subjects and uses this particular series to give its readers "a broad examination of strong and influential women who are shaping modern history and culture. Stephenie Meyer's comic book treatment will tell her story in a very fun, respectful, and unique way," says the publisher's president, Darren G. Davis. 

But Meyer on the same level as Oprah? Oprah "YOU GET A CAR! YOU GET A CAR! YOU GET A CAR!" Winfrey? 

Friday Eye Candy: WHAT HAS YOU DONE WITH OUR EDWARD Edition

Someone stole Edward. Someone stole Edward HARD. And we need you to help us find him.

(We don't necessarily want him back, mind you. I mean, who knows what's been done to him? Unsanitary things, no doubt. We just want to know, you know?)

You can get the full story at the OH HAI WHERE IN THE WORLD IS SPARKLECORN EDWARD page, but in the meantime, today's FEC is devoted to reminding you what he looks like.