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Friday Eye Candy: DutchBlitz Edition!

Hello! Angella here, reporting for Eye Candy duty. I don't even know if this can even count as "duty" because talking about dudes that I think are hot? And gazing upon photos of them unabashedly? NOT A TOUGH TASK. If there are those out there who would give me a "tsk, tsk" because I am married, know this: my husband and I discuss out "Top Five" all of the time. We believe in God and like to admire His Creation.

*Dodges lightning bolt*

Here are the dudes who are currently on my (unlaminated) (because I'm fickle) Top Five list:

1. Josh Duhamel

No explanation needed. AMIRITE?

Friday Eye Candy: Hey, It's Zoot!

A big FEC welcome to Zoot! Who is sharing her candy!

Hello, I'm Zoot and you won't ever hear me complain about TV during the summer. Why? Well, because almost all of my TV crushes return to me during the summer programming. Who needs McDreamy or McSteamy or McWhatever when you have Captain Jack Harkness? Or Sheriff Carter? Or Fritzy? Oh, Fritzy. Brenda just doesn't appreciate you like I would...Wait. Where was I?

Oh yeah, my Summer Time TV Eye Candy... Enjoy.

John Barrowman/Captain Jack Harkness: "Torchwood"

Friday Eye Candy: Whoorl Edition

ED NOTE: You read her pop culture confessions yesterday; today, share her love of of hirsute hotties. Or snicker at it. Whichever. But if you're the type to snicker at Jeffrey Dean Morgan, we probably want little to do with you, so.

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Hello, I'm Sarah from Whoorl and Hair Thursday. I have a serious thing for men with beards.

Maybe it's one of those grass-is-greener situations, considering my husband has absolutely no interest in growing one, but MAN OH MAN I love a beard. Now, like everything else, I do believe in moderation. If there's a remote possibility that a living organism could be procreating in those tufts of man hair, I'm out. See below:



Yep. Not doing it for me at all.

However, you might need to physically restrain me around the next 5 gentlemen.

Friday Eye Candy: Dad Gone Mad Edition

I wanted to call this 'Butthole Pucker Edition' (see below for the reason why) but that seemed, you know, unseemly.

Anyhoo. As penance for thinking too hard about Kate Gosselin's hair, Danny Evans, aka Dad Gone Mad, aka author of this awesome book, has provided this week's Eye Candy.

Or Sours. Or Butthole Puckerers. Or whatever.

Behold, Eye Candy According To Danny:

Well, I did consider the obvious choices. Jessica Biel. Brooke Burke. Other hotties. But I remembered that lately my son has introduced me to the growing phenomenon of sour candies: Sour Patch Kids, Sour Gummy Worms, and so forth. There’s just something about eating candy that makes your eyes water and your butthole pucker that I find really… satisfying. Therefore, the eye candy I have selected for you today follows the same recipe: sweet, but oh so sour.

Friday Eye Candy: Motherhood Uncensored Edition

So, you know how we forced Kristen of Motherhood Uncensored/the Mominatrix to confess her pop culture pleasures earlier this week? Yeah, well, once she got started she couldn't stop, so we kinda had to let her take over Eye Candy for today. Just to, you know, release some of that pressure. Otherwise, you never know. She might have spanked us or something.

Take it away, Kristen!

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Well, it's Father's Day and so I give you five hot not-yet-fathers that I want to make my daddy. (Ed. note: Ooh! ASS-SMACK!)

Ryan Reynolds - Hot and funny. Perfect combo.

Friday Eye Candy: Bad Good Mother Edition

Because it's a fad, apparently, to be a bad mother, or talk about bad mothers, I thought, well, why not just be ALL FADDISH AND SHIT and do a little bad mother eye candy, and prove that it's not a fad.

You thought these were 'good' mothers? Ha. Think again.

Look, Carol Brady was always sweet as pie and her kids clearly adored her. But come on: she was a stay-at-home mom with school age children and she needed Alice to help out? What was she doing all day?

How much you wanna bet Carol Brady was a fan of an afternoon martini? Or six?

Friday Eye Candy: The Anti-Candy

Okay, look, I'm not proud of what I'm about to admit, but it needs to be said, so I'm sucking it up: I watched I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! this week. I think that I might be scarred for life.

I don't have much to say about the experience, other than at times it felt as though rocks - big rocks - were being pelted at my head while I was being forced to listen to Nickelback at high volume and that I kept watching despite the assault on my senses and what does that say about me really? I will say this, though: holy shitballs is Spencer Pratt ever a hateful douche.

Which got me thinking: how many truly hatefully unattractive 'celebrities' (note the scare quotes) are there out there? By which I don't mean, physically deficient, but rather, so horrible personality-wise that you just look at them and think wow. UGLY.

I mean, really:

He's not offensive looking in a still shot. But once he opens his mouth and yells at a woman or hoots about his wonderfulness or proclaims his Stephen-Baldwin-sanctioned Christianity or yells at two women or just, you know, says anything at all, the transformation is total: this is one weak-chinned, shifty-eyed, vacant-faced, screeching model of pure evil.

Are there more like him?

Friday Eye Candy: Thursday Edition (Now With More Boob!)

I've been thinking a lot about boobs lately. Mostly because my own boobs - having done their noble child-nurturing duty - have disappeared. So, yeah. Been thinking about boobs.

Salma Hayek's, for example. She's got a pretty epic rack. All the more epic for the fact that it's natural. Fake boobs aren't all that interesting, if you ask me. 

I mean: SERIOUSLY.

Friday Eye Candy: Summer Blockbuster Edition

I don't know if you noticed, but there've been some big movies opening recently. I think that it's that time of year.

And I think that it's shaping up to be, you know, EYECANDYTASTIC.

I mean, seriously. Wolverines are hot.

Friday Eye Candy: LOMGST! Edition

Lost is over for this year, and I have very serious doubts as to whether I will survive. It seems the least I can do, to compile a little collection of Lost hotness to tide us over...

Friday Eye Candy: Redneck Edition

I know: you were probably expecting a Star Trek Edition of FEC, but as I am not a follower of Star Trek - although I may become one after I see J.J. Abram's interpretation featuring Sylar Zachary Quinto - there was no point. It would have been on big picture of Patrick Stewart as Jean Luc Picard and then a question mark.

Anyway, I had a better idea. I thought that you might like to see someone else's - someone other than me - idea of what or who is hot. So I present to you... The World Of Hot According To The World's Hottest Redneck!

(You might know her as the Redneck Mommy. To me she'll always and only ever be the hottest redneck BFF I've ever had.)

And she has seriously wicked taste in yum:

Friday Eye Candy: Save Joss Whedon Edition

Okay, it's actually more like, save Joss Whedon's show 'Dollhouse' - Joss Whedon doesn't need saving, except for maybe from his own awesome - but that didn't quite have the same ring to it.

Friday Eye Candy: Lycanthrophiliacs Edition

I kinda had no choice in this: the hottest thing that I`ve seen all week (aside from my husband, that is) (hi, honey!) is that promo pic for the New Moon movie featuring a bevy of half-naked wolf-men. Which, in case you haven`t seen it, was described by at least one commenter the other day as `hip porn.`

Which is about right.

Friday Eye Candy: Needs Me Some Doctors Edition (Audience Participation!)

This week, I spent more time than I wanted to crouched by a hospital bed, worrying over my sick three year old. She's home now, and she's going to be okay, but the whole thing aged me. Anxiety will do that, of course, but the absence of good looking doctors didn't help matters.

Which means that Hot Doctor Eye Candy is necessary. The problem? My pop culture literacy in the medical sub-field is limited, for the most part, to House and Nip/Tuck (no, I never watched ER. No, really, never. Not even when George Clooney was on it. Nor have I ever watched a single episode of Grey's Anatomy. Not ever. Maybe I'd find it easier to be hospitals if I had, but there you go.)

So. Need some help here. Get me your hot doctors, stat!

Some inspiration to get you started: