Seriously? I thought he walked out. It's like the cover of the most boring magazine ever. First, Ashlee's super happy (shock), and then Lindsay's dating Samantha (double shock). And Brad and Angie trouble?! It's like a trifecta of boring.
Okay. So, despite the extreme Photoshopping going on, I totally want to know how big the twins are. I'm betting a 36DD personally. And it's almost worth buying the magazine to find out. The rest of the gossip Us is giving us this week? Yawn.
Really? Twins AND passing out?!? It's just too much to handle!
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All I'm going to say is I'll believe it when I see it. This is the tenth (or hundredth) time they've supposedly been on the cusp of marriage, and a wedding has yet to materialize.
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Xenu? Tom's poolboy fantasies? What do you think it could be that's tearing them apart?! Sanity on the part of Ms. Holmes?!
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Big news this week was all the children that were removed from a polygymous compound in Texas. The government is claiming abuse, the mothers are saying there was none, and caught in the middle are a large number of small ones. A sobering cover, to be sure.
In other news ...
Really OK Magazine? I just have this to say to you. Your photoshopper should be fired. That doesn't even LOOK like Jennifer Aniston (well, okay, it sort of does, but still). I'm betting their "touchups" went a little far there. And because of that I'm forced not to believe this story. Even though I want to believe Jennifer has found love again and that Orlando's her man.
Let's see if any of the other rags this week can do any better ...
This week in gossip rags, Angie poses for racy photos. Racy because of the horrid scarf on her head? Or because now that they have those photos of her next to a photo of her now, we can all see the plastic surgery Angie's so CLEARLY had?!
This week all the mags seem to be focusing in on the Jolie-Pitts and the Cruise Family. How much of this do we think is true?
Well, I knew that Shiloh was about to become a big sister, but who knew that Suri was too! Did I miss some sort of announcement?
We're back with Gossip Rag Thursday, long missed but not forgotten. And to start the weekend in gossip mags off right, we've got Jennifer Lopez and her "adorable" twins. That's right, i put it in quotes. They look like their heads are smooshed! Hopefully it's just the picture, and not really their heads.
Who wants to bet this is a picture from her latest movie, and has nothing to do with their relationship!
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Has it been a year already? Or should I say only? I guess we should wish them congrats, mostly because no one ever thought it would last this long.
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Oh noes ... now we've caught Angie in another series of lies (maybe). Will Brad go running back to Jen? Do we all need to pull out our "Team Aniston" and "Team Jolie" tees again?
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The little tot apparently gets whatever she wants and has both her parents wrapped around her little fingers. So cute!
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Of course she's had botox! She's got to keep herself prettier than her pretty pretty princess boyfriend!
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This whole horrible case is going to end about as well as the Jon-Benet Ramsey case did. With about as much media coverage, it's suprising how many people I know who know nothing about this, though. Damn you Britney for stealing this family's thunder (especially when they actually deserve it).
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Nice!!! It's about time she got mad at him, told him to stuff it! Of course it's all for show, as they were being eclipsed by Brangelina.
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