It's a holiday here in the U.S., which means that there are many grills being fired up and many beers being consumed. Besides the obvious memorializing that takes place today for all of soldiers who gave their health and/or lives in war, it's not a day for heavy thinking. Er, well, at least not for me. So, I present to you some really cool pictures.
Or, Random Stuff From All Over That Will Either Get You Really Annoyed Or Maybe Just Tired, Either Way, You Better Go Refill Your Coffee
Mormons are angry with Big Love: Next week's episode features a scene depicting a sealing ceremony -- a sacred, closely-guarded secret of the faith -- in the Temple. (Via Queerty)
"And You Thought Grand Theft Auto Was Bad": Japanese rape simulation video games! Guaranteed to make you weep for humanity and maybe decide that your kid begging to play Candyland for the 400th time is not such a bad thing. (Via Jezebel and Slate)
Lindsay Lohan is launching her own spray tan line: Save me from the orange people! (Via People)
The bartender who inspired "Cheers" has been laid off after 35 years: He's "not bitter, he's just the 'casualty of the economic situation that we're in.'" Oh, man. Somebody needs to FIX IT! (via USA Today)
Join us over at MamaPop's sister site, We Covet, for better living through consumerism! A taste of this week's goodness:
We Covet The President Elect (+ Unicorns) As awesome as Barack Obama is, you know what would make him even awesomer? UNICORNS.
We Covet Skirts That Induce Flashbacks You're kind of seeing tracers, aren't you?
We Covet a More Direct Fudge Delivery System Some day, there will be a fudge IV. Until then, there's this.
We Covet Toys That Fire Projectiles Okay, so we don't covet all toys that fire projectiles. But this one's pretty cool...
And much, much more. Tally up all the spare change you have from returning all those hideous holiday sweaters and check it out. Because you deserve to covet.
I am not a Christmas person. At all. I don't have a tree in my living room, I hate the mall with a passion even during the off-season, and I hate — HATE — holiday music with a fiery passion. So I'm a little surprised myself that I find myself delighted with a group that got famous for singing a quirky rendition of the most obnoxious of all Christmas songs with the exception of "The Little Drummer Boy:" "The Twelve Days of Christmas."
However, the real story is not the song itself, but rather the tale of how, over ten years ago, a bunch of college choir geeks formed an a capella group called "Straight No Chaser", then reunited ten years later and uploaded their reunion performace to YouTube, where it received over 8 million hits and led to a recording deal.
Join us over at MamaPop's sister site, We Covet, for better living through consumerism! A taste of this week's goodness:
Giveaway Of The Week! We Covet Non-Mom Jeans You think there's no such thing as non-mom jeans that fit the post-partum mom? Think again...
Cookbook We Don't So Much Covet Think twice before you click over to this one. Trust me.
We Covet Camera Phones That Are More Camera Than Phone It's not an iPhone, but iPhones don't produce print-worthy, gallery-quality photographs, now do they? Life's too short to send bad pictures.
We Covet Strange Carafes Maybe not the best holiday gift for your MIL, but then again...
You -- yes, YOU -- should be a We Covet subscriber. By subscribing to the We Covet newsletter, you'll get the best of We Covet: our monthly picks, subscribers-only giveaways, exclusive discounts, and all sorts of other goodies delivered right to your inbox! Convenient, no?
How can you NOT be coveting? GO NOW! COVET!
Yeah, you know, we do a fair amount of kvetching and bitching and raging here at Mamapop. Either popular culture is just all around sinking to a Speidi level of irritainment...or all the writers here are a bunch of old cranky old cranks who have nothing better to do than wave our virtual rakes at everything that pisses us off.
I dunno. Tough call, there.
But! In the spirit of the season and the fresh hope of a new year, here are 10 things that made me supremely, sublimely happy in 2008:
Join us over at MamaPop's sister site, We Covet, for better living through consumerism! A taste of this week's goodness:
Giveaway Of The Week: Shiny Pretty Jewelry We Covet! You like pretty rings? We got pretty rings!
And! MOAR GIVEAWAYS! Discovery Store Week of Giveaways on We Covet! We have a whole WEEK of giveaway awesome! Including:
A talking globe - Discovery Store Talking Globe We Covet
A recycling studio - Discovery Store Paper Recycling Studio
And a voice-activated biometric safe - Discovery Voice-Activated Biometric Safe
You -- yes, YOU -- should be a We Covet subscriber. By subscribing to the We Covet newsletter, you'll get the best of We Covet: our monthly picks, subscribers-only giveaways, exclusive discounts, and all sorts of other goodies delivered right to your inbox! Convenient, no?
How can you NOT be coveting? GO NOW! COVET!
Join us over at MamaPop's sister site, We Covet, for better living through consumerism! A taste of this week's goodness:
Giveaway We Covet Cushie Baby Mats Let your baby play on any surface with abandon!
We Covet Sparkly Bags These sleek and modern bags are wearable works of art that use traditional crochet techniques using recycled aluminum pull-tabs.
We Covet Dry Dry soda comes in "rhubarb": tart, yummy, natural, and only 50 calories a bottle.
Clever Mug We Covet If you're like me and find it difficult to function in the morning before your first cup of coffee, this mug may speak to you.
We Covet Products That Make Us Say, "Huh, Maybe That Whole Recession Thing's Just a Bunch of Baloney" Thank you, Crate & Barrel, for making me feel all better about the state of our economy.
Knockout Accessory We Covet A great gift for that friend or loved one trying to overcome the big stuff in life. Remind them they're a fighter!
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You -- yes, YOU -- should be a We Covet subscriber. By subscribing to the We Covet newsletter, you'll get the best of We Covet: our monthly picks, subscribers-only giveaways, exclusive discounts, and all sorts of other goodies delivered right to your inbox! Convenient, no?
And holy moly, this month we have a faaaaabulous giveaway just for our active newsletter subscribers -- a Peek mobile prize package valued at $120.00!
CHECK IT OUT, YO.
Join us over at MamaPop's sister site, We Covet, for better living through consumerism! A taste of this week's goodness:
GIVEAWAY: We Covet A Superhero Of A Printer You think I'm kidding about the superhero bit? WRONG. We're giving away one Epson Artisan 800 All-in-One Printer -- a printer the likes of which you haven't seen before. (Giveaway ends Monday, so get on this one pronto!)
We Covet Toy Nostalgia Thrill your favorite young boy-child (or, in my case, husband-child) with this 70s flashback: The Evel Knievel Dare Devil Set. It's back, baby! YEAH!
We Covet Gifts for the Skater Boy (or Girl, Woman, Man, etc.) Multitasking turf surfers look out!
We Covet Super Awesomest Bag Ever The Nirvana Bag? It warrants a full-out, fangirl-shrieking rave.
We Covet Take-Out-Inspired Porcelain This stuff is just amazing.
We Covet Dresses That Leave Us Cold They call this dress the Eastern Ice Shift, perhaps because you're
destined to freeze your ass off if you wear it anytime this season.
Needlepoint Noun We Covet These pillows are simultaneously tongue in cheek and a true priorities reminder for a sofa or snuggle spot.
PSST! Don't forget to join the WC newsletter for a chance to win a super awesome Peek mobile email prize package!
Join us over at MamaPop's sister site, We Covet, for better living through consumerism! A taste of this week's goodness:
GIVEAWAY: We Covet A Superhero Of A Printer You think I'm kidding about the superhero bit? WRONG. We're giving away one Epson Artisan 800 All-in-One Printer -- a printer the likes of which you haven't seen before.
We Covet Coolest Coffee Mugs I tend to stick to plain white coffee mugs, myself, but I could be talked into coffee mugs that allow me to come up with my own design or message and change it as the mood strikes.
DIY Dollhouse We Covet A dollhouse that inspires a child's imagination, rather than an intense greed for more accessories? Check
We Covet iPhone Outfits Did you like to dress your Barbies in a new ensemble for every outing with Ken? Did you accessorize your childhood Swatch with various and sundry Swatchguards? Here's the adult version: iFrogz cases for that fancy iPhone!
We Covet What Happens When You Cross An Airstream Trailer With A Silver Cross Pram If this isn't just the most awesome thing that you could stick your baby in, ever, then I don't know what is.
Also? Subscribe to the We Covet newsletter & win a Peek mobile prize package!
You -- yes, YOU -- should be a We Covet subscriber. By subscribing to the We Covet newsletter, you'll get the best of We Covet: our monthly picks, subscribers-only giveaways, exclusive discounts, and all sorts of other goodies delivered right to your inbox! Convenient, no?
And holy moly, this month we have a faaaaabulous giveaway just for our active newsletter subscribers -- a Peek mobile prize package valued at $120.00!
CHECK IT OUT, YO.
Join us over at MamaPop's sister site, We Covet, for better living through consumerism! A taste of this week's goodness:
GIVEAWAY OF THE WEEK: We Covet Milky Mellow Win one of two different products from this purveyor of "tees and accessories for lively happiness."
Adorable Ponchos For Kids We Covet It's like wearing a great big comfy blanket, fer crissakes!
We Covet Modern Art Mornings How civilized it would be to pour the milk and pluck the sugar cubes with this sophisticated stainless steel set?
We Covet Optimism Maybe if you write with a pencil that says you have charisma everyday, you WILL have charisma. Give one to everyone you know.
We Covet Snakes on a Frame How could I resist that one, seriously?
We Covet Dem Bones Quite apart from the potential startle factor, these bone-shaped salt and pepper shakers are actually kind of lovely, in their own paleontological kind of way.
FINALLY, today is the final day you can be entered in our SUBSCRIBERS ONLY giveaway of a Sony DPF-V900 9" Digital Photo Frame valued at $249.99!. Go HERE for more details!
Joel McHale, MamaPop Patron Saint of the Absurd
Whoa! Hey everybody!!! And how are you today? Good? Little down? Crippled with abject horror at recent news, finances and politics? Finding yourself with the urge to start beating people down with flaming baseball bats covered in angry bees? WELL. Do I have the post for YOU! So dry those tears of anguish/rage/panic and get ready to El Oh El with your old pal, Miss Banshee.
Join us over at MamaPop's sister site, We Covet, for better living through consumerism! A taste of this week's goodness:
Giveway! Paper Goods We Covet We're giving away a prize pack from ecojot worth $50.00!
Bonus Giveaway! We Covet Funky And Eco-Friendly Tees We're giving away funky and eco-friendly tees for kids!
We Covet New Ways To Freak Out Your Loved Ones That's assuming, of course, that your loved ones don't have head-to-toe tattoos.
We Covet Happy Hats I'm picturing my kid wearing one of these adorable hats and I can't help thinking of the The Monkees' theme song
We Covet Zombies on the Wall...and Braaaaaiinnnsss GRRRRR ARRRRGGGHHHH DROOOOOOOL BRAAAAAIINNNNS DECAAAAAAAALS!
Space Age Polymer Baby Bib We Covet Silicone - it's not just for boobs and blini pans.
And? Become a subscriber to our newsletter by October 31st and be entered in our SUBSCRIBERS ONLY giveaway* of a Sony DPF-V900 9" Digital Photo Frame valued at $249.99!
Join us over at MamaPop's sister site, We Covet, for better living through consumerism! A taste of this week's goodness:
GIVEAWAY: Mod Pet Prints We Covet Win one of two supercool fine art prints!
Lampshade We Covet Oh Anthropologie, why must you torment me so?
We Covet Haircare Products That Make Us Hungry Now that I've discovered Organix Nourishing Coconut Milk shampoo and conditioner, I can't stop wanting to eat my hair. No kidding.
We Covet Scary Halloween Cakes Tasty and frighenting!
We Covet Geeky Drinking Vessels Need to restart, end some processes, or open your body's task manager? Get some ctrl alt del cups!
Royally Cool Bag We Covet Who could resist a bag that is oversized, shiny, studded, and embellished? With A CROWN, no less!
We Covet Vampire Bevvies Because, you know, blood just doesn't keep all that well, and also, where are you going to get your hands on it for those last minute get-togethers or drink-soaked Twilight-worship rituals?
Join us over at MamaPop's sister site, We Covet, for better living through consumerism! A taste of this week's goodness:
Giveaway Of The Week: We Covet Wow Wow Wubbzy! I like him because his show reminds me of the cartoons that I used to watch as a kid in the late seventies, and he's at least a little bit aesthetically interesting (sort of a streamlined, japanimation version of Spongebob Squarepants. Or a fuzzy hunk of cheese.) And you can win him! And his DVD! And stuff!
Chic Cheap Accessories We Covet The simplest way to look like you cracked the fashion code this fall is to go heavy on the bracelets.
We Covet Getting Tied Up In Knots I'm sure there must be many practical uses for this -- like, say, if you're one of those people that actually enjoys being out-of-doors and camping and stuff (shudder) -- but in my book nothing says Quirky Self-Sufficiency quite like being a master of knot-tying.
We Covet Can Has Cheezburger Book? I'm sorry, but it still hasn't gotten old for me.
Also... Subscribe to the We Covet newsletter & win a Sony Digital Photo Frame!
We're pleased to announce the creation of our We Covet Newsletter -- a monthly look at all the wonderful things we covet, with additional updates and goodies only subscribers will have access to! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!
And much more!
Join us over at MamaPop's sister site, We Covet, for better living through consumerism! A taste of this week's goodness:
GIVEAWAY: We Covet Delight, And Delight Covets Us Right Back! Win the item of your choice for yourself and one for a friend from Delight!
Girly Guitars We Covet Perfect for a kid (who may or may not grow into a full-fledged rock star), these guitars have solid construction and all the basics a newbie rocker would need
We Covet Tents that Swallow You Whole Give me a great big playroom tent that can hold the entire crew. This shark tent fits the bill.
We Covet Modern Cat Scratch Fever Square Cat Habitat makes some unusual cat perches that all have scratching features
We Covet All Things Star Wars Well, I just found my husband's xmas gift.
We Covet Writing The Great American Novel, Old Skool Which, you know, if it's really going to be great, should be written the old fashioned way, by typewriter
We Covet This Perfectly Concise Political Argument How can so few letters convey so much?
And much more!
Join us over at MamaPop's sister site, We Covet, for better living through consumerism! What you should be coveting this week:
We Covet Accessories That Make Us Feel We're Gonna Make It After All At less than twenty bucks, this will safely keep you cozy through the credit crisis.
We Covet Rings Of Glass I wanted to find a way to incorporate Blondie's Heart of Glass into this post, but just wasn't able to sort that out. No matter. All you need to know is this: GLASS. PRETTY.
We Covet Homemade Wooden Toys Enough with the plastic, melamine, lead based toys!
Shower Gel Dispenser We Do Not Covet Proceed with caution: this may put you off showers.
We Covet Fun With Placemats My children would probably pretty much absolutely certainly destroy these in about five minutes, but still. I would enjoy them a lot while they lasted.
And much, much MORE!
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