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November 19, 2009

Sofía Vergara Makes a Rape Joke On The View, Crickets Ensue

November 18, 2009

WTF Times Three: Johnny Depp Is the Sexiest Man Alive, Fish Are Being Eaten That Are Still Breathing, and Anissa Mayhew Had a Stroke

November 12, 2009

Great Lagomorph Lingams! That Rabbit's Got a Brand New Penis!

November 11, 2009

Céline Dion's In Vitro Second Pregnancy Did Not Take

November 05, 2009

Former *NSYNC Member, Joey Fatone, Has a Sense of Humor About Himself

November 04, 2009

Speidi Transmogrify Themselves Into Jon & Kate Gosselin: How to Make Me Lose My Faith in Humanity in One Easy Step

October 29, 2009

Is That an Animal Humping the Back of Your Head, or Are You Just Wearing a Kate Gosselin Halloween Wig?

October 28, 2009

Please Don't Let Grau Wal Hair Jewelry Be the Next Big Thing

October 22, 2009

10 Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Tattoos, Plus the One On This Shameless Author's Butt

October 21, 2009

T.R. Knight and Mark Cornelsen Have Split

October 19, 2009

John Mayer and the "Hang In There!" Motivational Poster Kitten with Sides of Courtney Love and Scott Baio

October 15, 2009

At 35, Hello Kitty's Got Guts, And We Like It

October 14, 2009

Miss Homeless Belgium, In Which the Losers Remain Homeless

October 08, 2009

Top 5 Reasons Why Spike TV Can Kiss My Sweet Ass

September 30, 2009

Debra Tate Says Roman Polanski's Rape of a Drugged, 13-Year-Old Girl Was Consensual

September 24, 2009

Is Lily Allen Fleeing the Scene?

September 23, 2009

Dita Von Teese Makes Wonderbra Hotter Than My Mother Made It Out To Be


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