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Photo Friday

Some great pictures, found on the fly, cuz I'm on vacation Betches!

I love that this marriage only lasted two weeks!

Poor, Poor Celebs

Let's all thank Britney Spears for reminding us that the only thing better than flipping the bird to your ex is heading out car shopping with your (married) paparazzi boyfriend. In your old wedding dress.

Paris Plays With Lesbians, And Other Great Photos

Yeah, that's Paris Hilton on your left. And she's partying with some of the cast of The L Word. She was even seen out and about with the lovely Kate Moennig (to our right of Paris) after the show's season premiere party was done. And now the internet is abuzz with wonder. Is Paris a lesbian? Is she trying to get a role on Showtime's hit show? I just want to know if she even realized who she was hanging out with, or if she just saw a sign that said "party, this way" and followed it.

Photo Drive By Monday

Looks like Nicole isn't doing much to stop the rumors that she's pregnant. Hiding her belly is the first tell-tale sign, and then there's the fact that she's dropped out of her latest movie. Maybe it's a bit premature, but congrats!

Friday Drive-By

Aw, snap. I'm three minutes late or something. But I'm home sick, so please forgive me. Anyhow, here's what's happening in non-Britney land!

• Stop the presses! The Pitt's ate pizza!
• In news of the "all things just and right", Heather Mills might just lose her home.
• Who wore it better?
• Vivica Fox might just have a law suit on her hands ... some dude videotaped her giving him a BJ!
• Jake cheats on me yet again.
• Zanessa have called it quits!

And happy new year to you, too, betches! Hope all the brown bottle flu has worked it's way through your system, because man did a lot happen in the last few days that people caught on film!

First off, everyone's favorite little alien Suri might have her first acting gig. Hah! Rumor has it she's been cast to voice Knut the polar bear in a movie being made about his life. All one year of it. Somehow I doubt this, but it's fun to pretend!

Okay, I'm lazy. I'll admit it. Rather than scouring the internet for the best links of the week, I'm giving you this. This one photo. Because I'm so ready for it to be the weekend I want to crawl under my desk and take a nap, while the nuances of internet surfing instead of doing my actual job have escaped me somehow. I don't want to talk about it.

And it's not even a new photo! But it is a photo attached to the truth. These two really are dating! Slutty Milo was overheard calling Hayden not only his girlfriend, but his love! Aw!

So, are you all still stuck to your couches, drained from all the holiday excitement? No? Me neither. Hopefully the awesomeness that is these photos will help make your day more enjoyable if, like me, you're stuck at work today. Yuck.

Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley got married on Sunday. Yay for them! It's too bad she's already trying to eat him.

There may not be a lot of them today, but what I've got? Pure quality in a can!

Quality of the photo be damned, nothing says Happy Holidays like Lindsay Lohan lighting up inside a California IHop recently. Because nothing says "I don't give a F*%K" like ignoring California law!

You didn't think I'd let you go away for the weekend without giving you a bit of holiday cheer, did you? In leiu of the normal bullet-pointed Friday post, here's a few great pictures to start your holiday weekend off right!

That silly little Lohan, either she doesn't get it or she's mad someone else is getting all the press lately. When asked what she thinks of Jamie Lynn's pregnancy, she responded "Why do people think it's such a big deal?" Classy, that one.

Holy Best Gossip Day Ever. Seriously. Pregnancy abounding from every corner of the world, and all before lunchtime! How can the rest of Hollywood even try to keep up?

With more pregnancy I suppose. In all the excitement of it being Brad Pitt's birthday yesterday, I totally forgot it was also Christina Aguilera's. She enjoyed a nice dinner with her husband and future little Brat-boy, and looked about ready to pop!

I could say i meant to put this up a day late, but I didn't. I thought yesterday was Tuesday. All day. Mama clearly needs a drink!

It works out well, though, because I get to wish the adorable Brad Pitt a happy birthday. He turns 44 today!

Hey all ... this week it's a short version, because I'm totally spent, what with crying all during my lunch break after finding out Tyra rigs ANTM. SNORT! I actually am pissed, though. Team Heather all the way baby!

• Names have been ... named ... in the baseball HGH scandal! And man are these dudes pissed!
• Mischa Barton's in the newest issue of Maxim, trying desperately to revive her career. Three years later.

keep reading for a few more ....

It's so good today, I'm still laughing at a few of these pictures!

Want to dress like Brad Pitt? Now you can, if you head to the Make It Right website. Or, if you're not a man, you can dress yours like him and role-play a bit!

It's a day of sluttiness for pictures, I guess. People being caught all over the web in their undies, in bikinis, grabbing butts ... well, you'll just have to keep reading for it all!

First up is Miss Kristen Bell, who has elevated her status to Geek Goddess with this picture of her as "Princess Leia in the gold bikini"! Rock on girl ... make the fanboys want you, and you're guaranteed to stay famous for quite some time.

• Poor little Hayden Panetierre. She used to be a Paris wannabe, and now the pictures are re-surfacing to tarnish her perfect image!
• Victoria Beckham seems to think she's a gay man trapped in a woman's body. And gay men everywhere recoil in fear!

• Amy Winehouse's husband's been moved to the prison hospital! Apparently he was mobbed by the other inmates when he got there!
• Kanye West's mother died over the weekend, apparently due to complications during cosmetic surgery.

Photo Drive-By

And happy new year to you, too, betches! Hope all the brown bottle flu has worked it's way through your system, because man did a lot happen in the last few days that people caught on film!

First off, everyone's favorite little alien Suri might have her first acting gig. Hah! Rumor has it she's been cast to voice Knut the polar bear in a movie being made about his life. All one year of it. Somehow I doubt this, but it's fun to pretend!

Friday Drive By

Okay, I'm lazy. I'll admit it. Rather than scouring the internet for the best links of the week, I'm giving you this. This one photo. Because I'm so ready for it to be the weekend I want to crawl under my desk and take a nap, while the nuances of internet surfing instead of doing my actual job have escaped me somehow. I don't want to talk about it.

And it's not even a new photo! But it is a photo attached to the truth. These two really are dating! Slutty Milo was overheard calling Hayden not only his girlfriend, but his love! Aw!

The Christmas Come-Down, Photo Style

So, are you all still stuck to your couches, drained from all the holiday excitement? No? Me neither. Hopefully the awesomeness that is these photos will help make your day more enjoyable if, like me, you're stuck at work today. Yuck.

Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley got married on Sunday. Yay for them! It's too bad she's already trying to eat him.

Photo Drive-By

There may not be a lot of them today, but what I've got? Pure quality in a can!

Quality of the photo be damned, nothing says Happy Holidays like Lindsay Lohan lighting up inside a California IHop recently. Because nothing says "I don't give a F*%K" like ignoring California law!

Friday Drive-By

You didn't think I'd let you go away for the weekend without giving you a bit of holiday cheer, did you? In leiu of the normal bullet-pointed Friday post, here's a few great pictures to start your holiday weekend off right!

That silly little Lohan, either she doesn't get it or she's mad someone else is getting all the press lately. When asked what she thinks of Jamie Lynn's pregnancy, she responded "Why do people think it's such a big deal?" Classy, that one.

Photo Drive-By

Holy Best Gossip Day Ever. Seriously. Pregnancy abounding from every corner of the world, and all before lunchtime! How can the rest of Hollywood even try to keep up?

With more pregnancy I suppose. In all the excitement of it being Brad Pitt's birthday yesterday, I totally forgot it was also Christina Aguilera's. She enjoyed a nice dinner with her husband and future little Brat-boy, and looked about ready to pop!

Photo Drive-By

I could say i meant to put this up a day late, but I didn't. I thought yesterday was Tuesday. All day. Mama clearly needs a drink!

It works out well, though, because I get to wish the adorable Brad Pitt a happy birthday. He turns 44 today!

Friday Drive-By

Hey all ... this week it's a short version, because I'm totally spent, what with crying all during my lunch break after finding out Tyra rigs ANTM. SNORT! I actually am pissed, though. Team Heather all the way baby!

• Names have been ... named ... in the baseball HGH scandal! And man are these dudes pissed!
• Mischa Barton's in the newest issue of Maxim, trying desperately to revive her career. Three years later.

keep reading for a few more ....

Photo Drive-By Wednesday

It's so good today, I'm still laughing at a few of these pictures!

Want to dress like Brad Pitt? Now you can, if you head to the Make It Right website. Or, if you're not a man, you can dress yours like him and role-play a bit!

Photo Drive-By

It's a day of sluttiness for pictures, I guess. People being caught all over the web in their undies, in bikinis, grabbing butts ... well, you'll just have to keep reading for it all!

First up is Miss Kristen Bell, who has elevated her status to Geek Goddess with this picture of her as "Princess Leia in the gold bikini"! Rock on girl ... make the fanboys want you, and you're guaranteed to stay famous for quite some time.

Friday Drive-By

• Poor little Hayden Panetierre. She used to be a Paris wannabe, and now the pictures are re-surfacing to tarnish her perfect image!
• Victoria Beckham seems to think she's a gay man trapped in a woman's body. And gay men everywhere recoil in fear!

Monday Drive-By

• Amy Winehouse's husband's been moved to the prison hospital! Apparently he was mobbed by the other inmates when he got there!
• Kanye West's mother died over the weekend, apparently due to complications during cosmetic surgery.