Dating Married Couples, As A Married Couple [Essay]


But whatdya mean you want to break up with us? We're LOVELY PEOPLE GODDAMMIT!

We are not Game Night people. Maybe that’s why we don’t have a bunch of couples knocking down our door to hang out with us. Honestly, I don’t know anyone who is Game Night People, though, excepting every single Mormon I ever grew up with who is probably in the midst of organizing a party [...]

Portlandia: The Best Show You’re Probably Not Watching


Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen

You probably know Fred Armisen from Saturday Night Live. What you  may not know is that Armisen writes and stars in another sketch comedy that’s even funnier than his SNL work. Portlandia is likely the best show on TV you’re probably not watching. Maybe because it’s on the Independent Film Channel and you can’t find [...]

‘Jack The Giant Slayer’ And Other Recent Box Office Bombs


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The problem with remakes like Jack The Giant Slayer is that…oh, I’m sorry. You weren’t aware that Jack The Giant Slayer is a remake? Well then: the original was called Jack The Giant Killer, and it was pretty awful.

The remake is called Jack The Giant Slayer, and by all accounts, it too is pretty awful. Starring Ewan McGregor and the guy who played Beast in X-Men: First Class, the new version is yet another CGI-laden Lord Of The Rings wanna-be. More »

Kristen Stewart Fails At Walking, Beauty, Acting And Relationships


Apparently "hair brush" is on the list of things "required to own" to be found sexy.

If you were watching the Oscars last night, you may have noticed our sad little vampire Kristen Stewart hobbling around the red carpet on some crutches. She even hop-walked on stage next to Daniel Radcliffe to present the “Best Production Design Award.”

Apparently, Kristen had severely cut her foot on glass a few days earlier. I’m just going to assume it was from a broken mirror, because she’s had PLENTY of bad luck in the last few days. More »

Winter Is All Up In Here, Yo: The Games Of Thrones Kids Beatbox Their Theme Song


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Among the many things that make HBO‘s Game Of Thrones the coolest show on TV: its stirring theme music. Your true GoT Nerd never fast-fowards through the credits; nope, he or she watches ‘em, in part to see which new city, castle or realm shows up in the little pop-up 3D model of Westeros, but mostly [...]