Bully or A$$hole? How To Tell The Difference [Essay]


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I’m watching a discussion unfold on Facebook right now, and it’s making me want to pull my hair out. I understand that by actually going on Facebook I probably deserve whatever horror awaits me, but this particular conversation is an interesting one because in over a few thousand Facebook comments, about 99.1% are completing missing [...]

Help! My Kid Can’t Stop Throwing Word Grenades [Essay]


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It was just like you’d expect. S l o w  m o t i o n. My casual manner while chatting with the preschool director and a new teacher’s aid transforming to sphincter-tightening horror as my 4-year-old daughter steps toward the aid, puts her hand on the woman’s protruding stomach and – OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE -  [...]

OMG OMG OMG: Gabourey Sidibe Joins ‘American Horror Story: Coven’


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Honestly, it’s like Ryan Murphy WANTS me to fucking hyperventilate every time I read his Twitter feed. First, we learned that Kathy Bates will face off against our Queen of Everything Jessica Lange and I just about FELL. OUT. Not to mention that most of our favorite AHS alumni will return for season three: Evan [...]

Female Sports Blogger Conducts Poll Asking If Cheerleader Is “Too Chunky”


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That’s Kelsey Williams up there. An absolutely gorgeous, fit, healthy, cheerleader. Shockingly, a CBS-Houston blogger decided to write a blog post pretty much calling Williams chunky. Outraged commenters called the article disgusting and it was quickly removed from CBS Houston’s website, but a cached version is still online. It reads, in part: “The Rockets looked [...]

Married, With Separate Bedrooms [Essay]


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Like most girls, when I was little I dreamed about the man I would marry. We’d be, like, so in love and we would have babies and I’d be a lawyer or author and we’d live happily ever after and not at all like my grandparents who bitched at each other all day then retired [...]