‘Cargo’ Offers Parenting Tips For the Zombie Apocalypse


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One of the first things you need to know about me is that I love zombies. I love zombies in all their glorious, rotting forms. And I’m fully aware that zombies are rapidly approaching complete pop cultural oversaturation and may already be the new Sparkly Vampire Jetskis Over Teenaged Wizards genre. But I don’t care. [...]

The Walking Dead Recap: Season 3, Episode 16 – “Welcome To The Tombs”


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Previously on The Walking Dead: Merle goes out in a blaze of glory. Forget about walkers, people. How flippin’ awesome was that Giant? Ok, enough about the Game of Thrones premiere. We have a season finale to get through, and since this one moved at a pretty decent clip – even though once again not [...]

The Walking Dead Recap: Season 3, Episode 15 – “This Sorrowful Life”


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Previously on The Walking Dead: Andrea goes for a walk. There’s an old Western Movie trope: “A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do”, which means that…honestly, I’m not sure how it applies to last night’s rather strange episode of The Walking Dead. Typically, your Western Movie hero will say that when he’s a [...]

Why ‘House Hunters’ Is The Greatest Reality Show On TV


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The woman runs a meticulously manicured fingernail across the counter top. The camera zooms in as her mouth buttholes in disgust. “It’s tiiiile. I want granite. And the appliances are black.” She says this last sentence in a tone that reveals she’s obviously an appliance racist. “You can always upgrade later.” The real estate agent [...]

The Walking Dead Recap: Season 3, Episode 14 – “Prey”


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Previously on The Walking Dead Recaps: Talking happens. Let’s get this out of the way: did anyone really think that the Governor was going to get eaten by walkers? Ok, then. We’re in agreement that The Gov ain’t goin’ out like that. Did that make the whole Andrea Hunt sequence any less exciting? I say [...]