10 Terrible Movies Begging For A Gritty Reboot

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The Dark Knight trilogy director Chris Nolan treated the lore of Batman as a story worth time, patience, fantastic actors, and a groundbreaking script. It broke everyone’s expectations of what a superhero movie could be–Batman was suddenly fallible–no cheesy one-liners or hack villains in this Gotham. Nolan achieved this unparalleled superhero success by doing one thing: Nolan [...]

Daddy Issues Dominate Upcoming Movie Sequels

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First, let’s get this out of the way: there will be an Avengers sequel. So yay! This should come as a surprise to no one, particularly Thanos (that’s the purple grinning guy in the first post-credits sequence, for those who aren’t up on their Marvel lore). Also in the works: a third Iron Man, a [...]

Christy Turlington Says No To Mother’s Day

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What the hell, Christy Turlington? No Mother’s Day? No breakfast in bed? No construction paper cards with loopy flowers and hearts drawn by my five-year-old-son? No sleeping in? All right, Christy Turlington. You have my attention. And this had better be good, because I’ll tell you what:  If I call my mom and tell her [...]

Ten Hilariously Awkward Movie Dance Moments

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If these don’t make you smile, you’re a robot. Some things are so bad they have to be good. source, source, source, source, source, source, source, source, source, source

Will Ferrell And Zach Galifianakis Skewer American Politics In “The Campaign”

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Written by Eastbound & Down‘s Shawn Harwell and Chris Henchy (and seriously, if you aren’t watching HBO’s Eastbound & Down, you should be, dammit), this new Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis comedy is sure to get my vote for being depressingly true-to-life in terms of accurately reflecting our presidential voting options this year. Do you want Dumb [...]

LOLCYRUS: The Miley Cyrus Movie You Didn’t Know Existed Somehow Tanked At The Box Office

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Well, I don’t know how it happened, but Miley Cyrus‘s coming-of-age comedy totally bombed at the box office last weekend. I mean, who would’ve thought people would opt to go see The Avengers instead of the timeless, surefire classic, LOL? Rejected titles: SFTU, DTF, and MABC (My Achy-Breaky Career) So, yeah. Apparently Miley Cyrus made [...]

‘The Avengers’ Breaks ALL of the Records – What Your Kids’ Favorite Avenger Says About Them

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Chances are that if you have turned on the television, looked outside, or have a pulse, you’ve heard about a little art-house film that premiered this weekend called The Avengers.  Strike that.  There’s actually a really good chance that you, the person reading this article, have already seen The Avengers at least once this past [...]