Physics, Schmysics. I’m Not Getting On A F$%*ing Airplane [Essay]


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I am not the adventurous type. I live in the same town I was born in, I married a guy I dated in high school, and we bought our house from my parents, who had bought it in 1978. I’ve had the same bedroom since I was five years old and I order the same [...]

Jon Bon Jovi Smacks Down Justin Bieber And Richie Sambora


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Jon Bon Jovi must have a bee in his bonnet. *Quickly adds ‘bee in his bonnet’ to list titled Things I Never Thought I Would Type* The other day Bon Jovi went off on Justin Bieber. Apparently Jon was peeved that the Biebs was showing up late for concerts. In an interview, he told The [...]

Kanye West’s Unfortunately Titled ‘Yeezus’ Leaked On iTunes


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Early yesterday morning (5/20), some probably-now-fired-person leaked the iTunes pre-order listing for Kanye West‘s sixth solo album, that as rumored is indeed entitled “Yeezus.” The listing was quickly removed from iTunes (after a flurry of REPRIMANDING and FIRING, no doubt), but not before the nerds at Pitchfork adorably speculated on the meaning and significance of [...]

Sarah Silverman’s ‘Perfect Night’ Anthem Is What We’re All Thinking


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Sarah Silverman and the team at JASH have a new video being featured on YouTube’s Comedy Week , and it is funny and fabulous and so crazy accurate and why doesn’t this woman have a(nother) show already? The video – which also stars Will. i. am – divulges secrets of the single woman, the likes [...]

‘Tan Mom’ Music Video Is The Fourth Horseman Of The Apocalypse


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Following in the footsteps of sad, overreaching D-list celebs such as Octomom and all of the Real Housewives, Patricia Krentcil aka “Tan Mom” – who was charged with child endangerment last year when her 5-year-old daughter suffered from sunburn after ”tanning with mommy” - has now decided to throw her hat into the novelty music video ring with [...]