OMG OMG OMG: Gabourey Sidibe Joins ‘American Horror Story: Coven’


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Honestly, it’s like Ryan Murphy WANTS me to fucking hyperventilate every time I read his Twitter feed. First, we learned that Kathy Bates will face off against our Queen of Everything Jessica Lange and I just about FELL. OUT. Not to mention that most of our favorite AHS alumni will return for season three: Evan [...]

Kellan Lutz And Dwayne Johnson Cast As Hercules And Hercules, Respectively


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First, I know what came to mind when you read “Hercules, Hercules”, so let’s get this out of the way: It seems that you are getting two Hercules movies, because thanks to shows like Game Of Thrones, Spartacus and Vikings, Hollywood has determined that you enjoy watching burly guys hit each other with swords. The [...]

It’s Official: Harrison Ford No Longer Gives A Rat’s A*s About Anything


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My son’s been home sick and couchbound for the past couple of days, and so last night we watched Cowboys and Aliens, which surprisingly did not make him feel worse. Two things can be said about it: it’s not terrible, and Harrison Ford actually looks like he’s enjoying himself in the role of a grizzled [...]

Emma Watson Responds To ‘Fifty Shades’ Rumors On Twitter, Is Full Of Awesome


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As an unashamed Harry Potter fangirl, I’ve got mad love for Hermione, nee Emma Watson. So when Twitter user @AnonNewsDE (Anonymous Germany, yes that Anonymous) reported this month  that leaked documents were pointing to Emma playing the lead role of “Anastasia Steele” (worst. name. EVER.) in the big screen adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey, I [...]

Kathy Bates Joins Season 3 Of ‘American Horror Story’ ERMAHGERD


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Sometimes — just sometimes — the universe smiles upon our miserable, meaningless existence and gives us everything we never even knew we wanted.

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