Women Apparently Really Enjoy Sex, According To Controversial New Book


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In his new book What Do Women Want? journalist Daniel Bergner explores society’s near-total lack of understanding of female sexuality, making the argument (a welcome one, at that) that most cultures simply ignore what researchers have shown time and time again: that everything we tell ourselves about the male sex drive – guys are a bunch [...]

Chatterbox: Michael Douglas Got Cancer From Oral Sex


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Yes, as you probably heard by now, Michael Douglas believes he got throat cancer from being, ahem, a little overzealous with the oral. Asked whether he now regretted his years of smoking and drinking, Douglas replied: “No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually [...]

Splenda May Cause Diabetes, Up Is Down, The End Is Nigh


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There’s bad news a-bubblin’ in the world of sugar, spice, and everything diabeetus. Scientists have conducted yet another study to better understand the affects of artificial sweetener on human metabolism, and the results are — SURPRISE! —  decidedly not great. Sucralose, the stuff that gives us sweeteners like Splenda, is used in processed foods as [...]

Can Men Have It All? Nope, According To Esquire Magazine


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Today is the first day of my 44th year of existence. In addition to being paid to write fun stuff, I get paid to do social media for a very large company. I work full-time (and then some) from an office; I have really good benefits, and I make pretty good money. I live in [...]

Former Child Star Explains Why Child Stars Go Crazy


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Imagine being a kid and having your dumbass teen exploits up for world review. Remember that one time you just got your license, took the new car your parents gave you out for a spin and ended up swiping a garbage can which caused your side mirror to explode? Wait. I don’t remember that either. [...]