“Internet Addict” Is Latest Diagnosis For Loser
09/14/2009
FREEZE! DROP THE MOUSE! STEP AWAY FROM THE RED X!Because you're busted. You're on the internet. Caught red-handed. Stop lying. It makes you look stupid. This post … More »
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are Pregnant!
09/14/2009
Tom Brady is going to be a Dad - again. But this time he made a baby with his wife, Gisele Bundchen. I know, it isn't nearly as gossip-worthy but I will tell you this … More »
Jamie Kennedy Calls Naked Jennifer Love Hewitt a “Pear Ass”
09/14/2009
Calling a girl a "pear ass" = not cool. Calling your girlfriend a "pear ass" the first time you see her naked = grounds for shin kicking and … More »
’9′ is Great if You Like Destroying Your Childrens’ Psyches. Check!
09/14/2009
9 opened this weekend, and I'm not talking about the number after 8 but before 10 that was a real pain in the ass to multiply in third grade and I was all "Ugh. … More »
The VMAs: Win Vs. Fail, When Win = New Moon Trailer And Fail = Kanye
09/14/2009
Whooooooooa buddy, were the VMAs out of control this year. By now everyone's heard about Kanye's douchebaggery, but trust me, that wasn't the only OMG moment, … More »
