Shocking: People are Small-Minded About Something Having to Do with Marriage!
12/29/2008
One of the most frustrating things about all of the discussion this year surrounding marriage and what it is and who gets to do it is the notion that it's the business of … More »
A Case of Two Celebrities Who Should NOT Hyphenate Their Names
12/29/2008
First thing's first: I am unable to refrain from commenting about the photo above. Kid-toucher 'stache? CHECK. Meticulously shaved chest hair? CHECK. Gold chain? CHECK. … More »
Upon Becoming Engaged To Tom Brady, A Letter To My Gisele
12/29/2008
Dear Gisele, So I heard. Yeah. News travels fast. He proposed to you on an airplane with 4 dozen white roses on Christmas Eve. Did he get down on bended knee? Oh that's … More »
Because What We Really Need is One More Second
12/29/2008
As a parent, I often find myself saying things like "Just give me one more second!" The thing is, I was talking to my kids. Not the U.S Naval Observatory. This … More »
Photo in Search of a Caption: Daniel Craig
12/29/2008
(No, I didn't intend for the Monday morning caption contest to suddenly be all about the shirtless men frolicking in the surf, and yet...it just feels RIGHT, somehow.) … More »
