The Glass Is Half-Empty: In Defense Of Pessimism [Essay]
I am not a positive thinker. I never have been, and I never will be. Some people call this line of thinking "defeatist," or "nihilistic," but I don't agree, because … More »
Today In Dumb: Psycho Films Her Own Viral Temper Tantrum Over A Dunkin Donuts Receipt
So this might be a first in the "World's Worst Terrible Person of the Day" genre. Usually online evidence of bad behavior is leaked by the wronged party or an innocent … More »
Nestle Launches “Resource” Bottled Water For Women Who Are Better Than You
Get out your pink sparkly notebooks, ladies! Flip to your "lists" page and add Nestle to the list of companies marketing an up-until-now sexless product specifically to … More »
Kim Kardashian Says Kimye Baby Won’t Appear On Her Reality Show, Has Bridge To Sell You
I don't know about you, but I'm starting to worry about Kim Kardashian's mental health. One day, she's planning to take her newborn child on Kanye West's world tour, and … More »
Burt Reynolds Is Old Now And We Should Just Be Okay With That
Remember this guy? He was a beautiful specimen, was he not? Yes; Burt Reynolds was an icon of virility and the poster boy for cool masculinity back in the seventies and … More »
