Dear America, Please Stop Naming Your Babies Jacob And Sophia


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In a move suggestive that, indeed, we are a nation of trend-following sheep who would SO TOTALLY jump off a bridge if our cooler friend did (JUST LIKE MOM SAID), in 2012 large swaths of the population United States Of America gave a thumbed-nose to originality and creativity, and chose to name their baby the exact [...]

Mom Forces Daughter To Wear Thrift Store Clothes To Cure Her Of Bullying


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A Utah step-mother is facing criticism for forcing her step-daughter to wear thrift store clothes to school after the  girl reportedly taunted another student over her “ugly” clothing. The step-mom – known to us only as Ally – said she chose the unique punishment for the ten-year-old Kaylee with full co-operation and agreement from the [...]

Kim Kardashian To Take Newborn On Kanye’s World Tour, LOL


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Kim Kardashian is now entering what baby books refer to as “the nesting stage,” as her pregnancy draws to an end. It’s been a rough ride for Kim, because on top of the normal discomforts of pregnancy, she’s had to deal with a high-profile divorce battle and being partnered with the douchiest douche that ever [...]

The Venn Diagram of Divorce Guilt [Essay]


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Guilt is the absolute worst thing you can carry. It’s like transporting four hungry hamsters in a fanny pack on a trans-Atlantic ocean voyage. If you don’t feed those hamsters, they’re going to start chewing at your bathing suit parts. Some people deserve to carry such a load – they’ve committed crimes, or hurt others [...]

Rich NYC Moms Renting Handicapped Poors To Cut Lines At Disney World


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The New York Post is running a story today about the seedy underbelly of a Disney World park visit. It’s not an expose about why a meal for four costs more than a small NYC apartment, or a commentary about the apparent lack of human hygiene amongst the crowds. No folks, this is big time [...]