Thanks To The Magic Of 3D Printing, You Can Now Make Yourself Into A Nightmare-Inducing Doll


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One of the coolest gadgets in Star Trek is the Food Replicator. What you do is, you tell it to make something – “tea, Earl Grey, hot”, for instance – and voila! It makes it for you out of nothing! Making food in the future is super-easy, and requires no culinary skills whatsoever. Anyone can [...]

Photoshop FAIL: Beyonce Laughably Unrecognizable In Roberto Cavalli Ad


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Beyonce Knowles is one of the most conventionally beautiful women on the planet. She just absolutely radiates crazy-hot sexy vibes. One of the things I love most about Ms. Knowles is her healthy, normal looking body. She’s got curves and boobs and strong powerful legs built for kickin’ ass on stage. People adore the Queen [...]

Melissa McCarthy’s Face Photoshopped To Look Thinner In ‘The Heat’ Poster


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The internet has concluded this week, again, that Melissa McCarthy is a larger than average woman, that PhotoShop is a tool commonly used to make fat people look thinner, and isn’t that last part just awful?  Exhibit A: the UK poster for McCarthy’s movie The Heat, co-starring Sandra Bullock, coming to theaters near you on June [...]

Exercise Method ‘Prancercise’ May Save Us All


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Every ten years or so a new exercise fad comes onto the scene. We’ve had aerobics and yoga,  Tae Bo and Boxercise and then Crossfit and Zumba. I’ve tried them all, hated them all, and by 2012 I essentially ceased participating in all activities which elevated my heart rate higher than “hibernation zone.” But I [...]

Your Fear Of The Dentist Doesn’t Impress Me [Essay]


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Whenever people tell me they are afraid to go to the dentist, I offer a sympathetic hug. Followed by a well-intentioned smack. Because if I can dig deep and find the courage to get my semiannual teeth cleanings and checkups, then anyone can. “Oh yeah?” you say, my hand print reddening your cheek. “Prove it.” Okay. [...]