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Top Chef Texas Recap: Episode 14, “Mentors”

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Okay. It’s going to be okay. This season is almost over. Soon, my lovelies. SOON. Two more episodes and a reunion and then we never have to speak of any of this again. Much like we were left with a Last Chance Kitchen cliffhanger last week, the four remaining chefs are also not immediately told [...]

The Bachelor Recap Season 16, Episode 6: A Man, A Plan, A Catastrophe: Panama

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TONIGHT on The Bachelor! We’re in Panama City, Panama, which is gorgeous. Everyone is in lurve with Benny. Dead Shark Eyes is fixin’ to have ALL the girls rat her out for the beesh she is. And Casey S gets a message from Harrison that sends her into hysterics. LET’S DO THIS. Who put all [...]

Top Chef Texas Recap: Episode 13, “Bike, Borrow & Steal”

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Greetings, fellow To…oh, I can’t even. I’m in far too much of a Comic Book Guy WORST EPISODE EVER mood. Let’s just get this over with and dream our little dreamy dreams that next week’s Last Chance Kitchen reveal will make everything all better. Quickfire Challenge The chefs arrive. There is a table covered in [...]

The New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season Two Trailer Reveals Much, And Little

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I don’t need to tell you how much I’m looking forward to the upcoming season of Game Of Thrones. I do sometimes wonder, though, if people think I’m obsessed with the show. I mean, yes, I do a lot of Game Of Thrones posts here, but it’s not like that’s all I write about. I [...]

The Bachelor Recap: Season 16, Episode 5 – Puerto Rico, The Shining Skeeze

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Okay, we’ve all seen the commercials and the naked and the rose in the water. Are we ready for this? I mean, does everyone have their beverages and their Xanax at the ready? Because I have a feeling this is going to be quite the episode. And I mean “episode” in the “psychotic episode” kind [...]

Top Chef Texas Recap: Episode 12, “Block Party”

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I apologize in advance for the potential suckiness of this recap — my three-year-old is currently on hour 16 of what I assume (hope?) is a 24-hour stomach virus. And oh. The THINGS I have SEEN, in the past 16 hours. You guys, the THINGS. At this point he still can’t even keep water down [...]

The Bachelor Season 16 Episode 4 Recap: Park City U-Blaaaaaaaaaaah

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Everyone ready? Beverages prepared? Silkwood showers imminent? LET’S DO THIS. TONIGHT on The Bachelor! Park City, Utah, is very pretty. Horsies! Holes in the ground! Spit swapping and bullshiz declarations of love! And things? Are getting UGLY, culminating in someone going home on a date, which is going to be AWESOME. But most importantly, Dead [...]