American Idol Should Go To Prison.

This used to be American Idol Recap. Not anymore. I am turning my back on you, American Idol, for deceiving me. You have committed a crime and now you must stand before a jury.

American Idol’s Top 12

This week, America voted. And this week America lost its damn mind. Before I get into who gets to start making cheesy Ford commercials and who doesn’t, it should be said that I truly don’t think this season of American Idol is the worst of the show’s nine years. Not by far. To prove that point, let’s take a quick look back at who sang (horribly off-key) before.

American Idol Recap – Top 24 Suckage

This week, American Idol gave us the Top 24 and reason to believe that we might be in for a long season of useless judging panel banter and dumbass nicknames. But hey! What else is new?

American Idol Recap – A Coming Of Ellen Story

Welcome to American Idol recap. This week, American Idol took us to Hollywood. It also gave us our first glimpse of the new American Idol judge, ELLEN.

American Idol Recap – The Austin Paul D-Bag Award

Welcome to American Idol recap. This week, American Idol took us to Denver and ended with a look at the Road to Hollywood. Without any further adieu… THIS IS AMERICAN IDOL! recap.

American Idol Recap – Strong Feelings Of Distaste For Avril Lavigne.

Welcome to American Idol recap. This week, the American Idol auditions took us to Los Angeles and Dallas. They also brought a motley crew of guest judges, two contestants that wore Han Solo vests and a plethora of reasons to hate AvrilLavigne.

Why American Idol Needs Howard Stern

Stern On Monday, Simon Cowell announced that he will be leaving American Idol at the conclusion of this season. Cowell has been threatening to leave Idol for some time now and quite frankly, his timing may be spot on.