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ANTM Cycle 15 Recap: Episode 5 “Karolina Kurkova”

10/07/2010 by
Karolina Kurkova

Another Wednesday night has come and gone. And as usual, I let The CW and America’s Next Top Model rape me of what few brain cells I have left floating amongst the alcohol and bong resin in my tiny skull. Last week, I was promised through the teaser clip that I would be greeted with [...]

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ANTM Cycle 15 Recap: Episode 4 “Matthew Rolston”

09/30/2010 by
Matthew Rolston

Wanna be on top? No, I am not propositioning you. I mean, I have some much better pick up lines than that. I just want to know if you really wanna be on top? On top of the modeling game? If you happened to actually get to the top, you could be the envy of [...]

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ANTM Cycle 15 Recap: Episode 3 “Patricia Field”

09/23/2010 by
Patricia Field

I gots that good hair! You can’t buy that on the streets!

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ANTM Cycle 15 Recap: Episode 2 “Diane Von Furstenberg”

09/16/2010 by
Diane Von Furstenberg

America’s Next Top Model is pulling out all the stops this season. And by “stops”, I mean Diane Von Furstenberg!

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