Nancy Grace, Ricki Lake, David Arquette Part of New DWTS Cast

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The new Dancing With the Stars cast was announced during last night’s Bachelor Pad, which was a bit anticlimactic since the information had been leaked on Twitter earlier in the day.  Still, millions watched the live broadcast as ABC pretended that it was big news, and also pretended that several of the kisses during the [...]

Dancing With The Stars Season 12 Ep.4: Class This Crap Up

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Last week, Kirstie and Maks fell down and no one could shut up about it. It was terrible. OMG, people, they just wanted to – Maks especially  - get past it and move on and it’s all we talked about for a week. Lame, terrible, and sad. Let’s PLEASE have a new scandal? OH! I [...]

Dancing With The Stars Season 12 Ep.3 Recap: Tell Me Your Story

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We’re telling vair vair personal stories tonight kids, so get your hankies ready. And your barf bags.

Dancing With The Stars Season 12 Ep.2 Recap: Don’t Give Me That Jive

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Who will Bruno awkwardly sexually harrass this week? Let’s find out!

Dancing With The Stars Season 12 Ep 1 Recap: Who ARE These People?

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I hereby call a moratorium on Kirstie Alley fat jokes, because seriously. Enough.

Dancing With The Stars Season 11 Finale Part The Second

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Part Deux of the Finale, or, Part doo doo, which is what this garbage is.