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Jersey Shore Recap: Season 3 Episode 8 – A Sloppopotamus, The Snitchuation, and She-Hulk Walk Into a Bar

02/18/2011 by
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MTV has forced me into the position of apologizing on their behalf for this episode. You’ll see why.

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Jersey Shore: Season 3 Episode 7 – Hell Has To Be Just Like This

02/11/2011 by
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This episode could be labelled “Domestic Abuse 101: The Early Years” and used as future evidence.

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Jersey Shore Recap: Season 3 Episode 6 – The One Where Sammi Doesn’t Leave

02/04/2011 by
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Sammi hasn’t left yet and that’s ruining my faith in humanity.

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Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 5 Recap: A Clean Right Jab

01/28/2011 by
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Someone forgot to tell Sammi that hands are for holding, not for hitting.

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Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 4: Free Snooki!

01/21/2011 by
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JWoww and Snooki make some serious life decisions. Like real live grownups or something.

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Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 3 Recap – Someone Needs An Intervention

01/18/2011 by
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I’m not sure who has a bigger problem – Snooki with booze, or Sammi with Ronnie. Either way, both need an intervention.

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Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 2 Recap: Ronnie And Sammi Go To Church

01/14/2011 by
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Can we please vote Ronnie off the island yet? His human backpack, Sammi, can go, too.

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