Jersey Shore Recap: Season 3 Episode 8 – A Sloppopotamus, The Snitchuation, and She-Hulk Walk Into a Bar

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MTV has forced me into the position of apologizing on their behalf for this episode. You’ll see why.

Jersey Shore: Season 3 Episode 7 – Hell Has To Be Just Like This

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This episode could be labelled “Domestic Abuse 101: The Early Years” and used as future evidence.

Jersey Shore Recap: Season 3 Episode 6 – The One Where Sammi Doesn’t Leave

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Sammi hasn’t left yet and that’s ruining my faith in humanity.

Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 5 Recap: A Clean Right Jab

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Someone forgot to tell Sammi that hands are for holding, not for hitting.

Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 4: Free Snooki!

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JWoww and Snooki make some serious life decisions. Like real live grownups or something.

Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 3 Recap – Someone Needs An Intervention

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I’m not sure who has a bigger problem – Snooki with booze, or Sammi with Ronnie. Either way, both need an intervention.

Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 2 Recap: Ronnie And Sammi Go To Church

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Can we please vote Ronnie off the island yet? His human backpack, Sammi, can go, too.