Previously on LOST: Once upon a time (which time, we’re not quite sure, mind you), Greasy Others shot Sayid dead in Dharma Village. A short while later, Hun-like others — including that dude from Deadwood — try to revive him by holding him underwater in a giant, poopy jacuzzi. This bizarre resuscitation technique appears to fail… until later, when the presumed corpse of Sayid sits up, looks around, and is all, WTF? You guys totally drew on my face with a Sharpie while I was out, didn’t you? No they didn’t, but Fu Man Chu (aka Dogen, just roll with it) decides that while magic marker humiliation of Sayid may not be in order, divination by way of actual physical torturing of him is, and it is through this methodology that he determines that Sayid is “claimed” and has ookie dark creepies in him. Fu tries to poison bad cootified Sayid, but — SURPRISE! — is foiled by Jack being… well, Jack. A bit later on, in a CLASSIC Jack move, Jack goes to Sayid and tells him, Oh by the by, the Other-Huns tried to kill you because you have, like, creeping death or soul rot-gut or something… Pie? BOOM!