‘Project Runway All Stars’ Starts Next Week, I Prepare To Sleep Through Most Of It

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So. Project Runway All Stars. It starts next Thursday, January 5th on Lifetime. My previously stated mehness stands. Since I’m already committed to Top Chef Texas, aka The Longest Excruciatingest Season Ever, I sadly probably won’t be recapping it. One reality-show recap a week already makes me want to stick forks in toasters and stuff, [...]

Project Runway Recap: Season 9, Episode 14 “Finale Part 2″

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Ugh. So…I dunno. Should we talk about it? I kinda don’t even want to bother. We got the ending that we all saw coming, or at least SHOULD have seen coming, and I suppose it’s a testament to what this show used to be that I still held out hope until the very end that [...]

Project Runway Recap: Season 9, Episode 13 “Finale Part 1″

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Ninety-two minutes. That’s how long last night’s episode ran. Ninety. Two. Minutes. And then we were all expected to sit there for another 30 minutes of that After The Runway show and basically what did we accomplish after 122 minutes of Project Runway and Project-Runway-related accessories*? NOTHING. WE ACCOMPLISHED EXACTLY NOTHING. THERE ARE STILL FOUR [...]

Project Runway Recap: Season 9, Episode 12 “The Finale Challenge”

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Oh my God, you guys! I’m so excited! Look at that episode title! It has the word “FINALE” in it! That means this season is almost over. Oh God, I can almost taste the freedom of no longer having to pretend I give a crap. Of course, just because we’re already tossing the word “finale” [...]

Project Runway Recap: Season 9, Episode 11, “This Is For The Birds”

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Wow. Where to even START. Last week I struggled to come up with anything to say at all, and this week… Well, it’s hard to narrow it all down and not jump straight ahead to the end. So, screw it. I’m jumping ahead to the end: Did you guys watch the “After the Runway” show? [...]

Project Runway Recap: Season 9, Episode 10 “Sew 70s”

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You know, I try to avoid reading other people’s recaps and opinions of the episode before I write my own. I wait until I’m done, so my reactions really are my own and not like, “Huh, well THEY liked that look and now I can kinda see their point or maybe I’m just wrong.” Sometimes [...]

Project Runway Recap: Season 9, Episode 9, “Image Is Everything”

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So we have family in town — oh my heavens, there are SO MANY CHILDREN IN THIS HOUSE — and so I got to watch this episode with two extremely straight men adding their own color commentary on the designers’ attempts at menswear for a rock band. Or was it designing for the cast of [...]