Project Runway Recap: Season 9, Episode 8 “What Women Want”

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Last night, before this episode even aired, I was talking about Project Runway with my husband for some reason. The conversation probably started with me saying ARGH MY GOD I GOTTA WATCH THAT DAMN SHOW AGAIN, and he looked at me, like “Why you so mad, dawg?” And I tried to explain why I’m unable [...]

Project Runway Designers & Decoys Show At Fashion Week

OY WITH THE SPANGLY JUMPSUITS ALREADY, KLUM

As usual, a needlessly large number of Project Runway designers showed collections last Friday, further cannibalizing the ENTIRE POINT OF THE SHOW. Make it to the end and show a collection at New York Fashion Week! Or make it …kinda to the end. Sort of somewhere around the middle? All because Lifetime is incapable of [...]

Project Runway Recap: Season 9, Episode 7, “Can’t We All Just Get Along?”

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Dear Project Runway Season, 9, Episode 7 Title,  HELL TO THE NO. These designers be crazy. Love, Everybody Out Here in Obviousland So it appears that Josh’s pledge to get along with everybody last episode was short-lived, and in fact the stress from that 10 whole minutes of getting along turned him into a little [...]

Project Runway Recap: Season 9, Episode 6, “The Art Of The Matter”

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Apparently, there was a new episode of Project Runway on last night! Apparently, I even watched it! And I even had “help” from fellow Mamapop overlord Tracey and our respective menfolk, because (APPARENTLY!) we thought it would be “hilarious” and “good recap fodder” if they came over to our house last night and we all [...]

Project Runway Recap: Season 9, Episode 5 “Off The Track”

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You guys want a recap? How about this for a recap: AY YI FUCKING YI. The end! Oh, fiiiine. Let’s get this train boarded and headed down the track. Destination: HEAD FIRST INTO THE NEAREST WALL. The challenge concept: Horrible. Heidi wants to use the designers as free sweatshop labor for her dumb New Balance [...]

Project Runway Recap: Season 9, Episode 4, All About Nina

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Ah, poor, poor season 9 designers. After back-to-back challenges featuring bed sheets, dog beds and goddamn motherfucking models on stilts, they all seem a little more unnerved than usual, for this early in the season. A couple of them are hanging on by a thread, which is a pun, and an obvious one, but  I [...]

Project Runway Recap: Season 9, Episode 3, Go Big Or Go Home

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Well. THIS FIGURES. Because of travel schedules, I was unable to recap the first two episodes of this season. But they were good! Weren’t they good? I mean, there was some cracked-out judging in the second episode (sorry, I thought Olivier’s dog bed and woodchip thing was way overpraised, and didn’t Fannelle’s “dated” color scheme [...]