Oh, Kim. Every fucking puberty film and tampon ad ever says that when you get your period, you MOSTLY work out and ride horses and kayak and do yoga. It’s not like you’re wearing a pad on a belt.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season One, Episode 13 Recap: Unforgiveable
01/21/2011 by
Good god, there are so many awkward moments of impending relationship-crumbling on this show.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season Three, Episode Fourteen Recap: Flamingo Road Block
01/17/2011 by
Kim finally arrives, and blames their lateness on the bellman, and everyone is so over Kim’s bullshit that no one pounces on the prime opportunity to make a “Tardy for the Party” joke at Kim’s expense. FYI, this episode is 75 minutes. FML.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season One, Episode Twelve Recap: Turn, Turn, Turn
01/14/2011 by
Camille half-jokes with her makeup artist that she might be getting traded in for a newer model. Yup. Nailed it, literally and figuratively.
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Tour-Ture
01/10/2011 by
Fiasco is a synonym for recap, right? Because that’s pretty much what’s going on here.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season One, Episode Eleven Recap: How To Behave
01/07/2011 by
I would LOVE to see Camille filmed in something other than soft lighting on this show. I mean, it looks like a Pro-Activ commercial.
New Year’s Pop Culture Resolutions For 2011: Classin’ Up The Joint
12/31/2010 by
I’m not going to make actual New Year’s Resolutions; I almost always break them and feel crappy and then devolve into sitting on the couch and watching television, so I might as well make my goals about television and the like, no? That way, if I fail, I’m still in a position to succeed. Or [...]
