Okay, super quick, let’s see which one of these syphilitic fuckheads wins the dough and then this awful show is OVER FOREVER.
The Bachelor Pad Episode 5 Recap
09/07/2010 By
First things first: A million trillion thanks to the awesome Laurie, who substituted for me last week. Thanks, Laurie! I swear I’ll never ask you for anything ever again! I’ll also give you an invisible box of money for your troubles. No one should have to be subjected to recapping this mess. I’m ACCLIMATED. Terrible [...]
The Bachelor Pad: Episode Four Recap
08/31/2010 By
This week on the Bachelor Pad, Aviation Edition: planes, helicopters and ziplines of love.
“The Bachelor Pad” Episode Three Recap
08/24/2010 By
Oh no, there’s a kissing contest. Y’all? This show is so dirty we’ll never be clean again, never.
The Bachelor Pad: Episode 2 Recap
08/17/2010 By
Our most memorable skanks are back! And tonight? The house divides and things are about to get ugly. There’s gonna be a rumble, and it’s all coming up now, on The Outsiders! I mean, The Bachelor Pad!
The Bachelor Pad: Series Premiere Recap
08/10/2010 By
Once upon a time, there were nasty rejects from the reality shows The Bachelor and Bachelorette. They thought very highly of themselves and cried a lot. Now they’ve come to live in one house, sleep in one room, share countless STDs and stab each other in the back for “love” but mostly money.
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