The Bachelorette: Season Six Finale Recap


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It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for when Ali chooses, already! She’s scared! YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS. On the unforgettable finale of the Bachelorette! Let’s go! I vomit on a kitten from excitement. Ali can’t believe she could get engaged in Bora Bora. Looking back at the 25 chumps, she stunned that she found two awesome guys. Two awesome guys, I MIGHT ADD, that I TOTALLY called in the FIRST episode. More »

E!’s “The Bachelor: Then And Now” Recap Special


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Oh, The Bachelor. We love to hate it, don’t we, my beloved little squirrels? And you’re all so kind as to go with me on our little jaunts every week here at MamaPop as I recap the nightmare OVER AND OVER AND OVER like some endless commercial for psychiatric drugs. Which is kinda is! I mean, *I* certainly need the meds to write these, YOU need them to watch this crap, and all the contestants REALLY need them, obviously. That’s what makes it fun, and FUNNY. So when E! decided to do a “Then and Now” of The Bachelor, I thought “Self? You just HAVE to recap THAT shit, it’ll be great!” More »

The Bachelorette: Ali’s Second Chance (AT REUNION SHOW, BAYBEE)


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This is what we look forward to every season, kids! The idiots all return and we get the REAL dirt. So let’s hit it! The crowd cheers! I preemptively vomit on a kitten! And it’s my future husband Chris Harrison, here to guide us through the madness! Woohoo! More »

The Bachelorette: Ali’s Second Chance (AT HERPES) Recap


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Tonight! We go to Tahiti! Smooching! Love declarations! Clams! Kissing! And fucking Frank ruins everything. Let’s get to it! Now I’m recapping in real time here, so everything that happens is my immediate reaction. Keep that in mind when the swearing starts, y’all. I’m working VERY blue tonight. It’s gonna be dirty. Shoo away the [...]

The Bachelorette: Ali’s Second Chance (AT TAXIDERMY) Recap


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Oh lawdy. Tonight we do home visits and I lose my ever-loving mind. More »