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The Bachelorette: Ali’s Second Chance (AT HERPES) Recap

07/20/2010 by
Ali and Harrison

Tonight! We go to Tahiti! Smooching! Love declarations! Clams! Kissing! And fucking Frank ruins everything. Let’s get to it! Now I’m recapping in real time here, so everything that happens is my immediate reaction. Keep that in mind when the swearing starts, y’all. I’m working VERY blue tonight. It’s gonna be dirty. Shoo away the [...]

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The Bachelorette: Ali’s Second Chance (AT TAXIDERMY) Recap

07/13/2010 by
Ali Bachelorette

Oh lawdy. Tonight we do home visits and I lose my ever-loving mind.

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The Bachelorette: Ali’s Second Chance (AT JAKE AND VIENNA OMG!) Recap

07/06/2010 by
Jake and Vienna

We all know why we’re here tonight. The big Jake/Vienna showdown, AMIRITE? But we also have an actual episode, so let’s go to Portugal!

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The Bachelorette: Ali’s Second Chance (AT THE GREATEST EPISODE EVER) Recap

06/29/2010 by
Ali_and_Chris_Harrison

Well this is the episode we were all looking forward to, until ABC RUINED EVERYTHING for those of us who prefer to remain unspoiled, so let’s get on with it. And I’m really disappointed in you, ABC. Not only do you take away from the BIG DRAMZ of tonight, but you tease us with the [...]

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The Bachelorette: Ali’s Second Chance (AT ICE SNAKES!)

06/22/2010 by

Bachelorette-ali  Tonight! We go to Iceland, where it is cold. Dolphin Boy goes more insane, and we see another side of The Wrestler. Sadly, it’s not his tushie side. That and SO MUCH MORE tonight on The Bachelorette!

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The Bachelorette: Ali’s Second Chance (AT MENTAL PATIENTS)

06/15/2010 by

Bachelorette-ali  Well well well. Here we are again. And to say this particular installment of The Bachelorette is over-dramatic is like saying I like Hostess products. You don’t want to miss this one, cats and kittens.

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The Bachelorette: Ali’s Second Chance (AT MAN-CRYING!)

06/08/2010 by

Bachelorette-ali  Hello, cats and kittens! The nausea doesn’t stop, and we’re in for MAJOR DRAMZ so let’s get started on Zee Bachelorette! 

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