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Toddlers and Tiaras Recap: Season 4 Episode 9 – Rodeo Princess

02/24/2011 By
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Simon comes out of retirement for one last case and compares himself to a famous deity, a Mogwai becomes a Gremlin, and toddler pageants are compared to contact sports. Gloria Steinem doesn’t even bother to show up for this one.

Filed Under: Boobs, Books, Comedy, Fashion, Feminism, Gender Issues, Horror, Pop Culture Oddities, Teh Crazy, Teh Funneh, Teh Sads, Television, Things That Suck, Toddlers and Tiaras Recaps, TV, Wackadoos Tagged With: Adriana Lima, bad fake tan, Bible, bondage, Brad Pitt, broken dreams, corn dogs, dolly parton, elizabeth berkley, fake tan, Gremlins, inxs, Jack Black, Jane banks, Jesus, marathons, mogwai, morgan freeman, mud bogging, protective sport gear, rednecks, rhinestone, School of Rock, seven, strippers, Sylvester Stallone, Toddlers and Tiaras, vegas dancers

Toddlers and Tiaras Recap: Season 4 Episode 8 – Fancy Faces

02/17/2011 By
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Jesus loves him some hair and makeup, Pixie Stix are out in full force, a pageant queen is raised by wolves, and Gloria Steinem finally throws in the towel.

Filed Under: Animation, Art, Boobs, Books, Comedy, Featured Story, Photoshopped, Pop Culture Oddities, Recaps, Teh Crazy, Teh Funneh, Things That Are Awesome, Things That Suck, Toddlers and Tiaras Recaps, TV, Uncategorized Tagged With: bette midler, Bible, denture adhesive, gloria steinem, Jesus, jungle book, keith moon, mowgli, Pauly Shore, pixie stix, poligrip, Toddlers and Tiaras, two girls one cup, virgin mary, wheaties

Toddlers and Tiaras Recap: Season 4 Episode 7 – Southern Celebrity, OH

02/11/2011 By
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The Michael Jordan of pageants shows up in Ohio to compete against Amy Winehouse’s hair. Garth is there too. Pageant on, Wayne

Filed Under: Comedy, Fashion, Feminism, Gender Issues, Justin Bieber, Photoshopped, Pop Culture, Teh Crazy, Teh Funneh, Things That Are Awesome, Things That Suck, Toddlers and Tiaras Recaps, TV, Uncategorized, WTF? Tagged With: amy winehouse, Celebrity, Eden Wood, fargo, Feminism, garth, pink champagne, recap, trump, wayne's world

Toddlers and Tiaras Recap: Season 4 Episode 6 – Groovy Girls

02/03/2011 By
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Horror descends as the perfect toddler graces the stage on this week’s Toddlers and Tiaras.

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Toddlers and Tiaras Season 4 Episode 5 Recap: Mardi Gras

01/27/2011 By
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This is your brain. This is your brain on Pageants. Any questions?

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Toddlers and Tiaras Season 4 Episode 3 Recap: Fancy Faces

01/13/2011 By
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Another week’s brain cell loss as the puppets invade Toddlers and Tiaras.

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