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Joe Lee is still dragging Tommy around by the neck despite Melinda’s faint protests. He chokes Tommy until he passes out and then mutters to Melinda about the big money fight in a neighboring parish the next night. He’s interrupted by Tommy wrapping the chain around his neck. Now Melinda shouts the same feeble protests [...]
Sookie, concerned about the trollish fairies that might appear to avenge Claudine’s death, urges Eric to get up but he flops face down on the ground. Sookie can’t tell if the fairy blood has made him sick or if he’s planking. He finally picks his head up and slurs a “Heeeyyyy,” at Sookie. He’s drunk [...]
Eric is still staring at Sookie in total bewilderment and we get to see that he is wearing his pants very low. Now I’m in a daze. He tells Sookie that she smells like wheat and honey and sunlight. Eric should get a job writing cereal commercials. Seeing a part of his complete breakfast before [...]
Jason starts to come to in Hot Shot and his situation has not improved since he was locked in a chest freezer with some rotten meat. He’s now tied to a bed and surrounded by some of the locals and someone is, uh, licking his head. The kid who initially led Jason to the trap [...]
Two disclaimers before we get started: 1) I somehow totally forgot that the True Blood season premiere was last night and thus felt emotionally unprepared and 2) I don’t have DVR and couldn’t make the 9 p.m. start time so I had to wait and watch the 12 a.m. airing, so I’m a little…punchy today. [...]
Another season of True Blood ends, leaving us Truebies asking, “WTF just happened?”
HBO keeps us waiting another week for the season finale of True Blood, but that doesn’t mean that we can’t make our predictions…because that’s healthy, right?
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