Some works of art have long been thought to be unfilmable. Marcel Proust’s In Search Of Lost Time. David Foster Wallace‘s Infinite Jest. James Joyce’s Ulysses. Pac-Man. But that hasn’t stopped Hollywood from trying, and occasionally it’s led to some fairly decent results: Michael Ondaatje’s difficult, non-linear novel The English Patient was pretty good, John [...]
FOX, the network you may remember from such fine upstanding reality television shows as Temptation Island, Joe Millionaire, The Simple Life, Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire, Married By America, My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance, Mr. Personality and The Littlest Groom, has decided to renew and reboot 2004′s The Swan . This time, with…celebrities! Celebrity Swan! Because of course. And also bleeeeccccchhhh. More »
Like most holidays, there’s a strong focus on food on Valentine’s Day. And this being America/’Murrica, we like to take something simple like celebratory sustenance and utterly pervert it. Here are some recent, newsworthy foodstuffs that you and your Valentine can consider putting in your faceholes today (U-S-A! U-S-A!). More »
Laaaaadies! Does yo’ man wear mandals? Meggings? Manpris? Manties? Does he carry a manpurse…or perhaps saves himself valuable nano-seconds (mano-seconds?) by simply calling it a “murse”?
If so, please to be telling him to knock that shit off. More »