Don’t Bet On ABC’s New Show ‘Bet On Your Baby’


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“What’s the most renewable resource on earth, and how can we manipulate it into a TV show?” This is, I imagine, the primary topic of conversation at most television producers roundtables. I was going to say “roundtables in this country” but anyone who’s seen a Japanese game shows knows that bad television is not an [...]

The Bachelor Recap Season 17 Episode 7: Sister Knows Best


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Welcome back to The Bachelor! Last week we all barely survived two back to back episodes, and Tierra “barely survived” a polar bear plunge, which wasn’t a stunt at ALL Y’ALL, she was totally sincerely a little chilly. Anyway, we’re out of the wilds of Canada and on to the beaches of St.Croix, where I’m sure everyone will play nice and decorum will rule. Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Let’s get started! More »

The Bachelor Recap Season 17 Episode 6: The Snooze And The Skeezes Go To Canada


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The Bachelor is back again this week whether we want it to or not. Last night, Sean Lowe (The Snooze) and the skanks toddled off to Canada, The Snooze ditched someone before the rose ceremony, and Tierra got carted off to the hospital (drink!), only to come back cackling and more evil than ever. More »

The Bachelor Recap Season 17 Episode 4: The Crazy Get Crazier, And We Delight


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WOO HOO BACHELOR RECAP TIMEZ!!!!!!!!!! HERE WE GO!!!! Tonight, on “Snore-zilla And His Hoes” Sean Lowe is a slave to crazy Tierra and it’s going to be AWESOME. Plus? ROLLER DERBY. Chris Harrison, the love of my life, really needs to have a discussion with his stylist, that discussion being “Stop buying me clothes from [...]

The Bachelor Recap Season 17 Episode 2: Tacky Hos Are A Dime a Dozen


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It’s only week two of The Bachelor, and ladies are already “falling in love” with Sean Lowe, “here for the wrong reasons,” or “not here to make friends.” But one thing’s for damn sure: ALL of them are looking to spend time in the hot tub with “hunky” Sean. (Ladies, stop trying to make ‘hunky’ [...]